🗑️ Trashfire 5/23/2022 Gunt Goes to Portugal 2 - The Double Pounder

[draggs]

I knew a trip was coming soon after watching him in DC. I figure the trip involved Pantsu crying, Rozie crying and Ralph suicide baiting before taking off to the airport.

Ralph skipping town until the heat from all the neighing and pig squealing dies down. Neighbors can't be happy with the rental home down the block being turned into a (not)working farm

 

[Fausto]

Hey Ralph where is your good buddy Dax? Did he hurt his pinky toe or broke a nail and could not come?

 

[Truly Rural]

I don't get it, what happened to the WORLD WIDE? Why not any other country?

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

This man can't just help himself can he? Father of the year guys.

 

[Beef Elemental]

Is it possible that since Ethan was a "victim" of crime in Portugal, that he has returned so that Portugals socialized medical system can finish repairing the damage done to Ethan's face, for free?? I need a plastic surgery arc.

After all the Lauren Southern projection I think this is pretty much guaranteed.

 

[LomaMursu]

Come the fuck on, how does he keep stepping up the family neglect?

 

[Lorne Armstrong]

Is it possible that since Ethan was a "victim" of crime in Portugal, that he has returned so that Portugals socialized medical system can finish repairing the damage done to Ethan's face, for free?? I need a plastic surgery arc.

This is most likely the truth, or at least pretty close to it. It’s got something to do with the beating he caught last time he was there.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Well Dick has to be in Lisbon with the Gunt, right? I mean unless his arm injury from bowling flared up again.

Or maybe Catboi is in Lisbon with the Gunt?

No way Gunt would be pathetic enough to go wander around Portugal all alone again. He only had $800 left on his CC so not enough to buy Sisco a ticket too.

 

[Chris Chad]

Ralph, if you manage to not get your ass beat this trip, you'll have to return for ANOTHER trip to give yourself a better ratio. As it stands, it will still be a 50/50 shot you get your ass beat when you go to Portugal.

 

[Topgallant]

Lmfao, just any excuse and opportunity to get away from CozyRozy and his horse.

As it seems that Ralph is cosmically destined in some way to be perpetually btfo by the Portuguese lets hope this ends up being a worthy sequel to the first trip.

 

[bonusmp3]

 

[Hüftpriester]

Ralph actually may have gone to Portugal to escape a beating at the hands of Sephardic Dingo, who threated to show up at his house yesterday.

 

[Fausto]

What happened with his medical bill last time anyway? Did he pay it back than or did he have insurance?

Im sure the Portugese taxpayers and medical system would like to know.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I don’t know Ralph, you set a pretty high bar last trip.

 

[Trench]

Will do absolutely anything to not be near his newborn.

 

[FuckedOffToff]

Is he going to get the Monkey Pox?

If he fucks the wrong prostitute, yes he will.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

The only way this would reflect positively on him is if he somehow finds the people who checked his ass and beats them to reclaim his beloved purse.

 

[Bassomatic]

Credit card companies must love just losing money giving him another card . Ralph is broke af and doing this again!

Really it's an ego stroke he tried to "own" warski got robbed.. now clear air "safe" trip and "own" warski for realz this time.

Dear Portuguese fags. Rob him and basso will pay your bail..

 

[Judgment Boy]

"Surely that 14-year-old slut was just playin' hard ta get last time. I'll just hafta chat her up when her 5 brothers aren't right 'round the corner."

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

I also like how he made a vague tweet about this being a surprise. But like...did he even tease a surprise or mention it at all before this? I don't remember there being any big surprise he'd squeal about.