DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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SkippyLongbottom
kiwifarms.net
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- 2 Kwi 2017
That's fine and all but his insistence of doing it anyway just to say nah right before the final boss, and go around with the Limgrave Circle Jerk One Shot Fest is repeating itself.
The assassination missions go away after you kill the Manor boss, but he's doing this anyway instead of...moving on to the snow area where the assassination mission is at. Seems to me he's following a formula of wasting a shit ton of time with maybe 30 minutes of actual progression. During his time in the manor one shotting everything, he decided to backtrack to a dungeon that brought him near it from a level 50 area so he proceeded to dump on the boss. Now he's at some random cave with poison and a mushroom set.
So he's doing everything he can to avoid when progression kinda ups in difficulty. Part of me thinks it's so he can play out his power fantasy bulldozing things with no effort because tips are not coming in(WHERES THE SUPPORT, HUH?) while trying to get his money's worth outside the game and inside it. Which keep in mind, he complained about the open world being bad but continues to do it anyway while making sure you know its a waste of time.
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Shabobus
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 21 Maj 2018
I wish we had some kind of begs per minute figure for his streams. A significant chunk of his commentary must be asking for money by this point.
King of Hateful Slurs
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 20 Maj 2021
There it is
Wing Zero
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 12 Kwi 2018
Admittedly I haven't been keeping up much with Phil. Is the mid-stream begging tweet just routine for him now?
- Dołączono
- 2 Kwi 2020
When he's sub $100, yes it is.
He's currently at $42 and this is after the esteemed 1MM $25 stipend.
- Dołączono
- 4 Mar 2021
he's acting like he's not double the level of the content getting smug like he's so good this is easy. Yet running away from the mountain. Patches didn't matter he locked himself out of a questline suddenly he doesn't want to lock himself up out of a questline. He also doesn't read guides and just knew that he would miss out on the juno contract and the one after if he did the manor.
you know he doesn't look things up or read guides, he tells us constantly.
you know he doesn't look things up or read guides, he tells us constantly.
- Dołączono
- 31 Mar 2020
Damn the birthday debuff is doing a number on Phil. Hasn't he basically tweet begged every stream since his birthday (save his Star Wars premiere)? Makes me wonder when elden ring has overstayed it's welcome and he moves to greener pastures. That being said what is the white hot popular new release that will save his channel next?
Guess i'm toxic now!
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 10 Lut 2021
Can't play with members, despite baiting them 3-4 times already
Can't change patreon perks, because he is unoriginal.
Can't be arsed to update his membership goals, because again he hates rewarding his audience(that takes effort...which is lame).
Can't be bothered to mute when he belches, farts, snorts, and throat clears, because again he doesn't give a shit about his audience.
Can't play JRPG's, because they are "too lengthy" despite playing Lost Judgement for like 5 months....
Phil is incapable of doing all these things, but please give him stupid gimmick ideas so he can drain you of more money....sound good? OK!
All the Elden Ring bosses are easy DOOOD, the only reason he even died to them was because of "the camera." Otherwise he would have beaten the game in the first 3 days.
Also that's an objective fact, if you try and dispute that, you will just be moderated appropriately.
That's because FromSoftware are inept idiots who don't know how to run a busines-I mean create game, and they rely on gimmicks and flashy looking things to get money from their braindead fans.₍ₙₒₜ ₘₑ₎
There he is kicking the cow in the udders, hoping it can be milked for the fifth time. The whales might as well dedicate their life to Phil's service because there will never be a day where they are free from his "low support" tweets.
If Phil makes it to 50, they will still be required to pay up 2-3k a month each.
- Dołączono
- 5 Lut 2021
I'm amazed anyone could stand him, t be honest though if he lost that ego on him being hot shit at fighting games he might've improved his attitude over time. Unfortunately for him and all of us he brought that ego at being amazing to every game he has ever played.
Also that button mashing from him, good lord. Is there a compilation of him at EVO tournaments because I'd love to see his bitching there too.
He said on stream once it is YouTube's fault for the uploads being out of order. For a guy who's job it is to stream and shit he doesn't put much effort in, much less making sure everything is in the right order for uploading.
I swear he has that written down on a piece of paper or something taped on his walls because he says that word for word every time. He has this shit memorized down to the last word as a begging mantra.
The fact he doesn't do it every stream when he is 'failing' to meet the tip goals (ie I haven't gotten the mandatory 100) makes me really suspect he only does it as a wild whale call for unplanned tips from the whales and their socks. There is no other reason. The hilarious thing is he doesn't realize how badly this hurts his chances at growth, how many other streamers do you know who tweet mid stream about what they are doing and beg for money?
- Dołączono
- 6 Lis 2018
Realistically nothing of course but if we apply phil logic to it the same way he imagines a viral tweet will change his life then he probably has Saints Row (because he's out of touch and unaware of it being neutered) or Forspoken around September scrawled on his whiteboard as the Savior of Streams titles. In full on fantasy land I'm sure he loves to imagine Capcom Fighting Collection in June will give him a summer breeze subs boost. Delays have to be factored in as well since they keep happening.. this vidya generation has and continues to be a shitshow and from the perspective of phil being bereft of new n' shiny vidya to tout it's a decent consolation prize.
- Dołączono
- 20 Lis 2020
Phil's tax guy works on Saturdays? Why does that not surprise me? Phil, you giant retard. You're blowing money to get this guy to work weekends because you're so fucking lazy/stupid that you can't even do it yourself.
- Dołączono
- 24 Maj 2020
Yes, and "swing by and support" is to his whales what "would you kindly" was to Jack in Bioshock.
King of Hateful Slurs
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 20 Maj 2021
I wish I got to wear cool Zelda jammies all day at my job
- Dołączono
- 26 Gru 2019
He took a long pud pull break huh?
- Dołączono
- 27 Sty 2020
Fuckin LOL
Is this what a dream job does to someone? Glad I never got mine then.
- Dołączono
- 29 Gru 2017
What 10 year plan?
- Dołączono
- 8 Paź 2015
Dream job? Phil you can barely stay awake during your streams and hate the fuck out of your paypigs. You're miserable and hate streaming. People who are happy with their jobs and home life like you claim don't binge drink gin and gamble away their pay to ease the pain. That's addict self medicating behavior healthy happy people don't do that.
Surly Muppet
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 18 Sty 2018
Last hour super-beg.
"We're at $45 in tips, we haven't had a tip in 21 minutes, and we haven't had a significant tip in 2 hours. Okay? We didn't even hit the glasses goal for Elden Ring. That's crazy. This stream has always consistently had great support, I'm shocked at what's going on today, honestly. This is the first time it's been like this. I would appreciate it if we could have more support on the stream - of any kind! I'd appreciate it. But tips, you know, would be preferred obviously, considering... I don't know what's going on. I don't know. We have one more hour - I'm not going to tweet about it again or anything I'm just going to say let's play for another hour and see what happens."
1. He started deriding his ER supporters with his little made up slur, 'Elden Ringers' (right up there with 'Tervin' - the pig can't meme), and now is surprised that the people that were supporting this playthrough specifically have gone silent. I'm sure it's unrelated because his whales are stupid, but for a normal audience, this would be the consequence.
2. Phil just confirmed that he reads the OMM at a time other than the time of receipt - OMM tipped $25 1 hour ago on Phil's break. So the fact that there was 'no significant' tip for 2 hours means that OMM's tip either came in 2 hours ago, or Phil completely disregards that tip. He has had this problem before but this is the first time in a while where he has slipped and admitted that he doctors that tip.
3. Phil emphasizes the glasses goal after repeatedly saying the last few days that nobody is tipping for the goals, they're just a nice silly celebration. Now he tries to dangle it as an incentive because he's desperate and has nothing else to fall back on because he actually does need those gimmicks.
4. This is all predicated on a narrative that these streams weren't being carried by Emil most of the time. Which they were. So sure enough, when one of his whales doesn't show, his reliance on them and his constant attempt to downplay that reliance is very apparent. It's also not uncommon for that mercy to come in the last half hour of the day streams lately, so this is probably all empty panic anyway.
5. It goes without saying, but between the shock at a lack of support and the two references to tip timers, this is just dripping with entitlement.
"We're at $45 in tips, we haven't had a tip in 21 minutes, and we haven't had a significant tip in 2 hours. Okay? We didn't even hit the glasses goal for Elden Ring. That's crazy. This stream has always consistently had great support, I'm shocked at what's going on today, honestly. This is the first time it's been like this. I would appreciate it if we could have more support on the stream - of any kind! I'd appreciate it. But tips, you know, would be preferred obviously, considering... I don't know what's going on. I don't know. We have one more hour - I'm not going to tweet about it again or anything I'm just going to say let's play for another hour and see what happens."
1. He started deriding his ER supporters with his little made up slur, 'Elden Ringers' (right up there with 'Tervin' - the pig can't meme), and now is surprised that the people that were supporting this playthrough specifically have gone silent. I'm sure it's unrelated because his whales are stupid, but for a normal audience, this would be the consequence.
2. Phil just confirmed that he reads the OMM at a time other than the time of receipt - OMM tipped $25 1 hour ago on Phil's break. So the fact that there was 'no significant' tip for 2 hours means that OMM's tip either came in 2 hours ago, or Phil completely disregards that tip. He has had this problem before but this is the first time in a while where he has slipped and admitted that he doctors that tip.
3. Phil emphasizes the glasses goal after repeatedly saying the last few days that nobody is tipping for the goals, they're just a nice silly celebration. Now he tries to dangle it as an incentive because he's desperate and has nothing else to fall back on because he actually does need those gimmicks.
4. This is all predicated on a narrative that these streams weren't being carried by Emil most of the time. Which they were. So sure enough, when one of his whales doesn't show, his reliance on them and his constant attempt to downplay that reliance is very apparent. It's also not uncommon for that mercy to come in the last half hour of the day streams lately, so this is probably all empty panic anyway.
5. It goes without saying, but between the shock at a lack of support and the two references to tip timers, this is just dripping with entitlement.
Lord_Point
kiwifarms.net
- Dołączono
- 22 Maj 2021
Whats really stupid is he did fucking play with a random member a few weeks ago. They did SF2 and phil spent all night bodying him. So... guess you can figure out how to play with fans and it wasnt a big deal to exclude members who didnt get to play?