Russian Invasion of Ukraine Megathread

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

fucking how?

They'll throw rocks at your trucks and cast logs in front of your ships. They'll call you gay on the internet too.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

A lot of points, good and retarded, have been made in this thread. None will matter when BREAKING NEWS PUTIN USES VX AND IT DRIFTED ACROSS THE POLISH BORDER WAR WAR WAR GO DIE FOR ZELENSKI

Any day now...

It's not going to drift across the Polish border. It's going to be deployed on Mariupol where Putin can blame Azov. Biden will sperg. He will enact economic measures designed to cause hyperinflation in Russia. Vlad will keep blaming Azov, and a non-zero part of the US population will believe it. The hyperinflation measures will not be enough to stop the war.

We know this because I didn't have a real response to chemical weapons in Syria, and because Joe Biden telegraphs his next move. It's one of the reasons Joe is such a retarded president. He thinks he's keeping his promises, but it's more like when Chris thought over sharing details about his life like shitting himself and drinking Fanta with cum in it were just being honest with people. He does this in everything from detailing his military plans to telling everyone he will nominate a black woman to the supreme court before he's even in office. It's not like a "good" president would do much better. Ukraine is Joe's slush fund, but he's not going to lob nukes over it.

 

[Male Idiot]

Honestly I'm just interested to see just how many tanks they actually hit with that. Javelins and stingers have proper aim assist right? They shouldn't be missing much. (And tanks are fucking big targets.)

(This is also assuming some corrupt middlemen isn't just flooding the black market with shiny new Javelins that African warlords are suddenly fielding in three months time).

Yeah that and durkas of peace in Europe. And China.

And then the ones captured by ruskies will have leakage as well.

 

[NynchLiggers]

you seem to forget that Russia is not and never be anything but a pain in the ass to America directly.

Nigger, do you really believe the Russian GDP is actually a threat to gay americanism or are you baiting?

 

[White_N]

A new strategic map, military experts are confident in its accuracy.

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

Nigger, do you really believe the Russian GDP is actually a threat to gay americanism or are you baiting?

My God.
Retard, what the fuck is your GDP going to be worth if Russia, China and every single fucking enemy on an ever growing list will decide to drop the petro$ and decide to sell their shit to east instead of west?
You honestly trust your money printing press to withhold a Russia that would extend its power back to the Soviet era?

 

[Male Idiot]

A new strategic map, military experts are confident in its accuracy.
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Shared border with /pol/and. One can dream.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

A new strategic map, military experts are confident in its accuracy.
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Wow Polish is a based language. I'll take "Kiyov" over fucking KEEEEEEEEEV

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

A vivid example of decommunization in Ukrainian: take a Soviet fresco of the late Khrushchev/early Brezhnev era (mid-1960s).


1. First, repaint the red flags with yellow-blue ones.


2. Then repaint the pioneer ties.


3. Erase the letters "USSR" and Soviet symbols from the cosmonaut.


4. Stick a stamp fork at the end right in the sun - so that it is clear who the author is. Not a scoop there, but ancient ukry.


And - voila!


(a mural in one of the colleges of Rubezhny, recently liberated - from the public Arch. excesses (https://t.me/arkhlikbez ))
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So "Ukraine" is literally this:

Sorry West Russians, Putin is right. You're not even a real country anyway

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

Instead of Z, the Russian forces should have "i" on them and the Ukrainian forces should have "y" on them.

 

[Simpadoo]

Sorry for appointing Yellen to be Fed chair. I didn't really get a choice though. On inauguration day, Rahm Emmanuel showed me a video of the Kennedy assassination that only a few hundred people have viewed.

I think they waited until J6 to show it to Drumpf.

 

[White_N]

Presumably use of white phosphorus by ukranian forces

A_Callow_Youth, have you seen this footage anywhere?​

 

[Return of the Freaker]

We know this because I didn't have a real response to chemical weapons in Syria

The chemical attacks in Syria were half WWI level chlorine attacks by our islamist pals and half bullshit. How else do you explain notorious glow op le based heroic White Helmets handling people supposedly exposed to sarin bare handed and not being affected? Sarin is a contact poison.

And notice how long and hard now the media has been pushing that Putin WILL use chemical weapons because he's MAD and EVIL and THE REINCARNATION OF HITLER OY VEY!!!11!1!

It's not gonna be annudah shoah. It's gonna be annudah 9/11. And most people will fall for it

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HONK HONK

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https://twitter.com/lloydblankfein/status/1507072804646236168

https://archive.ph/7Y43c

OY VEY REMEMBER WHEN PUTIN DEFINITELY CERTAINLY USES CHEMICAL WEAPONS BECAUSE HES EVIL AND INSANE AND EATS JE- I MEAN UKRANIAN BABIES FOR BREAKFAST HES LITERALLY WORSE THAN HITLER!!!!!!!

OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
VEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Happy Fish]

HONK HONK

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https://twitter.com/lloydblankfein/status/1507072804646236168

https://archive.ph/7Y43c

Gee wow this Hitler sounds like a swell guy. You mean to tell me he could have gassed his enemies but didn't? He musta been some kind of humanitarian.

 

[White_N]

The elimination of a memorial plaque to one of the Ukrainian punishers who died in the Donbass

"This is karma! For fathers and children of Donbass "

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

I'll be honest. Complaining about dislikes is kind of gay though.

Who's complaining?

 

[Borscht]

A rare tiger named Putin dies unexpectedly at Minnesota Zoo after witches hex Putin to stop Ukraine invasion.

Watch where you are aiming you dumb cunts.

 

[White_N]

A rally in support of Russia is currently taking place in the Israeli city of Netanya.

People came out with Russian and Israeli flags, Russian songs are playing in the streets.

A rally was held in Tel Aviv in support of Russia.

I don't understand anything anymore. The whole world is already more Jewish than the Jews themselves.

 

[God of Nothing]

A rare tiger named Putin dies unexpectedly at Minnesota Zoo after witches hex Putin to stop Ukraine invasion.

Watch where you are aiming you dumb cunts.

Fucking unforgivable.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

A rare tiger named Putin dies unexpectedly at Minnesota Zoo after witches hex Putin to stop Ukraine invasion.

Watch where you are aiming you dumb cunts.

Thomas Sherridan never stops being relevant