Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Kane Lives]

Man the Marines are on some good crayons if they're amphibiously assaulting a city on top of a fucking mountain 150 miles inland.

Listen, I'm bad at geography and probably more than a little drunk at this point.

Though that image you conjured up is immensely amusing and I wish to see it happen IRL now.

 

[Penis Drager]

I love Ukrainian propaganda doublethink
>Russians are horrible genociders who love killing civilians
Also Ukrainian propaganda
>Run right in front of Russian tanks and they won't run you over
>You'll look heroic doing it
Propaganda is not supposed to make you hate the country running propaganda...
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https://twitter.com/MFA_Ukraine/status/1498209951365402624

delete.mp4

Source on the song though?
Sounds like a banger.

 

[Octavia]

I have a friend who is a huge fuckin' Star Wars fan. Everybody has their thing, but he's not a fan of Darth Syphilis and her treatment of the franchise.

The franchise is now in the hands of real life Sith Lords. Speaking of franchises I'm amazed that nobody compared Vlad to Voldemort or Slytherin yet. Harry Potter deserves better than to be compared to that cunt.

I like how you say Vlad instead of specifying which leader you mean. Hehe.

 

[KinoVision]

Imagine being a redditor fantasising about dying in a foreign nation for zero gain.

I just wanna drive a truck into the frontlines and fill it with free military equipment that I can sell on ebay.

 

[LUNEKO]

Propaganda is not supposed to make you hate the country running propaganda..

Well it is working on twitter users, however most people with an IQ above room temperature can smell the glowie stench coming out of all of this

 

[Richardface]

Man the Marines are on some good crayons if they're amphibiously assaulting a city on top of a fucking mountain 150 miles inland.

Well, if it isn't the metaphor police charging in like a pig on iceskates

 

[3-2-1836]

Listen, I'm bad at geography and probably more than a little drunk at this point.

Though that image you conjured up is immensely amusing and I wish to see it happen IRL now.

 

[mudwogg]

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Woketards, for all their virtue signaling are racist as hell hypocrites. Nobody ever put a Yemeni, Afghan, Libyan, Syrian or Iraqi flag on their profiles when those nations got bombarded by the burger military. Hell, the reality they consider out-of-line minorities (like Andy Ngo, who is gay and Asian) as their enemies is enough to tell it all.

 

[TurkishOreo]

It was almost fucking depressing.

We spent DECADES thinking they could match us.

THEY HAVE 50K MORE TANKS! A MILLION MORE TROOPS! THOUSANDS OF MORE JETS!

>Be you
>Spend time hearing about Russia
>Join military
>Training is brutal
>USSR TRAINING MORE BRUTAL!
>Hear about how you are worse than 'Nam guys
>Soviet guys invade and are conquering Afghanistan
>confused.map.look.jpg
>Get stationed in Fulda Gap
>ohgodgonnadie.jpg
>Life expectancy is -72 hours of official declaration
>Barracks are Nazi era
>fuckme.jpg
>USSR troops know karate
>You kinda know Judo and brawling in bars
>USSR troops have super-rifles
>You have '16 from The 'Nam
>USSR tanks invulnerable and can submerge to cross rivers
>The M1A1 caught on fire in the motorpool
>HIND chopper is SUPAH CHOPPER!
>The Apache fell on a school bus
>SUPER BODY ARMOR FOR USSR!
>You have a Kevlar vest and helmet
>SUPER NVG SYSTEMS CAN SEE THROUGH WALLS
>Your NVG-7's drain the battery after 20 or so hours
>Everyone tells you that you're going to die and Sov gonna dab on your corpse
>Your own leaders tell you you're going to die
>Your own citizens say you can't win against the Great Bear
>Wall goes down
>discover they're more ill-equipped than you
>discover they're dumber than a tanker
>discover they're lazier than a black finance clerk 20 minutes before lunch
>discover their drunker than you are
>Realize you wasted your fucking life
>feelsbadman.jpg

You forgot that a dog beeeder or so was fucking them up in Finland without a scope and with their own ammo.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Imagine being a redditor fantasising about dying in a foreign nation for zero gain.

shhhhh.... Encourage them dumbass.

 

[The Other Baldwin]

Imagine being a redditor fantasising about dying in a foreign nation for zero gain.

I just wanna drive a truck into the frontlines and fill it with free military equipment that I can sell on ebay. Put it into my gun collection.

Fixed.

 

[Burt Offerings]

Peace Protest in Germany, Fuck there is a lot of support against Putin. Can't see this working out well for Putin when you see this level of population being against it.

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Usually I would agree. But this is the modern west, I literally don't think we have the attention span for keeping opposition like this up

 

[Duke Nukem]

South Park already did this one. Just like every other stupid fucking hot take the internet can come up with a decade later, it's gay.

You already know the answer. They didn't. A bunch of them are going to get killed because of cosmoline in the chamber.

As much work as it was to get the cosmoline off my first gun (Mosin-Nagant, yeah they used to be cheaper) I appreciate the process more now. I would hope that whoever's handing them out had them fixed up a bit but hey, Volkssturm ain't got no time for that.

 

[Peepeepoopoo1596]

Again, you can make that choice, for yourself. And I would 100% respect that. I'd even admire it.
But pulling young men out of busses while they're trying to flee with their families, just so you can have your heroic last stand in Kiev FOR FREEDOM is a cunt-ish thing to do

If you're a pussy.

 

[Gay_nig_from_outer_space]

Mariupol is fucking insane compared to Kiev, is the Azov battalion settled there?

more or less, people ideologically similar to Azov guys. There's videos allegedly showing Ukrainian troops executing civilians trying to flee Mariupol,

 

[Richardface]

Oliver Carroll (@olliecarroll)

Food queues in Kyiv. 2022. ffs

nitter.net

 

[Emperor Pupienus]

Source on the song though?
Sounds like a banger.

 

[Manly_Brony]

Im going to bed. In case anyone cares, by the time i wake up this is Belarus armies attack plan. There will be about 500 tanks and 30,000 soldiers heading down this road



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Why do I hear boss music?

 

[CAPTAIN HAPPY]

I don't disagree. I'm just laughing at the all the moralfagging about how muh Russia is in the wrong.

Russia literally invaded a country for shits and giggles lol
You could not have a clearer picture of who is in the wrong here.
It's bizzare how retards make up bullshit war scenarios out of some phantom fear of being drafted, which is not going to happen, or spam the Iraq war all just to suck Putin's cock in this situation. You niggers are not only cowards, but no better than the faggots who've infested your world lol

 

[Duke Nukem]

I like how you say Vlad instead of specifying which leader you mean. Hehe.

Vlademort aka He Who Shall Not Be Tamed (by NATO)