Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Richardface]

Just Nazi last stand things

ASB News / MILITARY〽️ (@ASBMilitary)

DPR: “Ukrainian forces have mined most of Mariupol, holding residents hostage.”

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[Captain Manning]

So do we know what kind of Comedian Zelenskyy was? I'm wondering what is worse: If Putin was beaten by a Dane Cook comedian or a Jerry Seinfield comedian.

Amy Schumer.

Just kidding. I dunno. But if Zelenskyy were that level, and Putin loses, Putin should kill himself to preserve the honor of Mother Russia.

 

[Jordi El Nino Polla]

Holy shit. The Russian central bank just bumped their key interest rate up to 20%.
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Russian Central Bank raises annual key rate to 20%
For comparison, the US Federal Reserve sets it within a band rather than a specific rate, but that band is currently between 0% and 0.25%. So about 100x the cost for debt servicing, and 100x the benefit for parking money in savings.

They must be struggling to avoid economic/financial disaster from all the sanctions. 20% is incredibly high.

Cascade across the financial system and bring the whole thing down.

Cascade across the financial system and bring the whole thing down.

Cascade across the financial system and bring the whole thing down.

 

[Richardface]

Russia getting in on the peep the K game

ASB News / MILITARY〽️ (@ASBMilitary)

Russian MoD; Last 24h: Russian Forces destroyed 8 air defence systems: Buk M-1, S-300. 3 radio positions with P-14 stations, 4 combat aircraft struck on the ground and 1 combat aircraft was shot down in the air. In total: 1114 military infrastructure destroyed, 314 tanks, —

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314 tanks is like half the Ukrainian pre-war inventory so I have my doubts about this figure

 

[Disheveled Human]

Shout out to all the people who have the willpower to read through reddit and twitter to find insane leftist takes to post here, the real MVP's of the thread when the war footage is scant.

 

[Richardface]

Also they are now claiming to have TOTAL AIR SUPERIORITY. Took you long enough

ASB News / MILITARY〽️ (@ASBMilitary)

BREAKING: Russian Ministry of Defense — Russian Air Force has gained air supremacy over the entire territory of Ukraine as of this morning.

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[A_Callow_Youth]

Allegedly Ukrainians doing a drive-by-shooting from a civilian car. You can see the gun near the end, and the video cuts off soon after they start shooting.
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Neat, but also stupid, especially since the female got her face on camera. Assuming this turns into a protracted war, we're going to get a lot of these at first, then they'll start to dwindle as the stupid ones get themselves killed and the people with a basic understanding of OPSEC become the majority of partizans.

 

[BeautifulCancer]

Russia -> Ukraine
China -> Taiwan
Serbia -> Kosovo
North Korea -> South Korea
Palestine -> Israel

Take back what is yours from the west, oh eastern man.

 

[Collections Agent]

Also they are now claiming to have TOTAL AIR SUPERIORITY. Took you long enough

ASB News / MILITARY〽️ (@ASBMilitary)

BREAKING: Russian Ministry of Defense — Russian Air Force has gained air supremacy over the entire territory of Ukraine as of this morning.

nitter.net

They took advantage of Samuyil Hyde's mid-afternoon bridge boxing exercises

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

https://twitter.com/TomWlost/status/1498129482980290560

>Incredible. I did not believe I would see this, but here it is: EU ban on transactions with Russian Central Bank has just been published in the OJ. Hell just froze over.

https://twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1498137927519543307

>BREAKING: Japan says it will work with Western countries on cutting Russia off from SWIFT

 

[Disheveled Human]

Reporter from the Moscow Times

 

[mr.moon1488]

TV should be outlawed.

https://twitter.com/ommalloy/status/1498203913668870145

 

[Collections Agent]

Reporter from the Moscow Times
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LMAO this is gonna fuck everyone's economy up so hard

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

https://twitter.com/TomWlost/status/1498129482980290560

>Incredible. I did not believe I would see this, but here it is: EU ban on transactions with Russian Central Bank has just been published in the OJ. Hell just froze over.

https://twitter.com/SamRamani2/status/1498137927519543307

>BREAKING: Japan says it will work with Western countries on cutting Russia off from SWIFT

nobel prize lol

 

[mr.moon1488]

LMAO this is gonna fuck everyone's economy up so hard

Just wait until China invades Taiwan and they start these brilliant sanctions.

 

[Hackallier]

I saw this, and now you will have to see it too.

https://twitter.com/sasha_dork/status/1497650639224123399

 

[Disheveled Human]

This is really starting to smell like a global conflict between the West vs the East. Wonder if enough countries will get involved if enough do its WWIII bros.

 

[LUNEKO]

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nobel prize lol

Well they did give the nobel prize to Obama for bombing children in the middle east, so starting WW3 would definitely be Nobel prize worthy

 

[Octavia]

Well they did give the nobel prize to Obama for bombing children in the middle east, so starting WW3 would definitely be Nobel prize worthy

God don't remind me, that made me so MATI back then and by fucking God does it make me MATI now

 

[Iwasamwillbe]

Russia -> Ukraine
Taiwan -> China
Serbia -> Kosovo
South Korea -> North Korea
Israel -> "Palestine" plus the Sinai Peninsula and Lebanon

Take back what is yours from the west, oh eastern man.

FTFY.

LMAO this is gonna fuck everyone's economy up so hard

At this point, I'm just interested in seeing how badly this Russia-Ukraine War fucks up the world's economy in general.

They've postposed opening their stock markets, so this should be some truly epic economic backdraft.