Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[6MillionCoofs]

Can't they just pay some pajeets to DDoS the Ruskies?

They should just hire Null.

He could use the money.

 

[Simpadoo]

It would just round out the fucking thing, wouldn't it?

Delta getting their shit pushed in by mechanical failure and just plain bad luck (like accidentally coming across a bus full of tourists) that resulted in crashed aircraft and dudes going "Well, shit..." while standing out in the open.

If it happens, I'm just going to start laughing and wonder how long until Iran attacks Iraq with chemical weapons and Egypt rolls on Israel.

EDIT:

Now I want the US to somehow lose this war. I mean, I don't know how, but I want some Russian division to get lost and burn down Hollywood somehow.

I thought Delta failed because they tried merging several spec op groups in a hasty way with no time to allow for coordination. Mechanical failure is what they told the rubes to avoid backlash.

 

[Toothpaste]

Please, retards, stop shitting up the thread with your le funny meme jokes about nonexistent OP Ukrainian heroes.

The more I follow this thread the more I learn to hate Americans and their eternal sperging about US politics.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Donald Trump could say or do literally anything and you’d applaud it.

lmao if you think Biden is preferable to Trump you are a lolcow.

 

[Stoneheart]

Please, retards, stop shitting up the thread with your le funny meme jokes about nonexistent OP Ukrainian heroes.

Make me faggot,,

 

[Arc]

Please, retards, stop shitting up the thread with your le funny meme jokes about nonexistent OP Ukrainian heroes.

"nonexistent"
Fuck off Russian bot and cope harder.

 

[The Foldless Brain]

Am*rican politics are the cancer of this thread.

 

[FrickinFrackinFruckin]

Al Jazeera's reporter got stopped by the Ukrainian police on live broadcast
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Brought to you by McDonald's.

 

[Coccxys]

Sorry Brits with desires to go fight for Ukraine:



Americans, sure go for it, have fun:

 

[Iron Jaguar]

I mean he did say he could shoot someone and people would cheer

He was right. Hell, he could've had journalists burnt alive, Wicker Man-style, on the WH lawn and I would've applauded him.

 

[BayView]

They should get in touch with Byuu and use his DDoS guy.

forgot about that faggot, we never got proof he died right?

 

[garum expert]

god damnit they won't go to bed for a while still

 

[NextTime]

Maybe but I don't think you understand how this works. It's a one way street because Putin fucked up.

Are you implying Ukrainians did that with the guns provided to them by the Ukrainian government?

 

[Simpadoo]

Wait, NK has 40 nukes? I thought they didn't have any.

Missiles. The Best Korea doesn’t have very good ICB capabilities yet.

 

[LUNEKO]

They should just hire Null.

He could use the money.

Not even the entire GDP of Ukraine could cover for a year of Kiwifarms legal fees

 

[MG-34]

Al Jazeera's reporter got stopped by the Ukrainian police on live broadcast
redditsave.com_aljazeeras_reporter_got_stopped_by_the_ukrainian-cme9u3j7y9k81.mp4

He's a Chechen, Ukies. Take him out back.

 

[Tijuana Bible]

Did he also talk about how good Israeli dick taste? Did he talk about how he tried to drain the swamp while simultaneously overflowing it?
ORANGE MAN BAD AND HE'S NOT BASED.

Oh yes, his performance as president definitely didn't match my expectactions.

I am, however, pointing out that he is saying the right things.

There is an important (if undeniably autistic) difference.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Sorry Brits with desires to go fight for Ukraine:

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Americans, sure go for it, have fun:

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Twatter better cool it then. Who am I kidding nothing will happen.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Russia was Red, Ukraine is Blue, Everyone is simping over Miss Ukraine
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She's holding an airsoft gun. It even has the little plexiglass shield to safeguard the (aliexpress clone $30) red dot sight from being ruined by other people's BB's hitting it.

More epic photoshoots to get untrained women excited about getting killed in a foxhole.

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

"nonexistent"
Fuck off Russian bot and cope harder.

My programming can't tell if this is a joke. Surely someone with my posting history would not be mistaken as a "Russian bot."