Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Knight of the Rope]

Ukraine has the support of Homer Simpson
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>smart, rational character visibly separated from the rest of the family, holding on to the tiniest corner of the flag for plausible deniability
What did Matt Groening mean by this?

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

This is happening in no small part because NATO is desperate to prove that it's still relevant and deserves to continue existing. Instead, they bumbled into a war and proved that it's not and it doesn't.

Say that to Poland.

 

[Mothra1988]

1. Iraqi no-fly zones conflict (1991-2003)
2. Afghanistan (2001–2021)
3. Iraq, Saddam etc (2003–2011)
4. Operation Ocean Shield, i.e. Somali Pirates (2009–2016)
5. Libya (2011)
6. Operation Observant Compass, Kony in Uganda (2011-2017)
7. Iraq again, ISIS etc (2014–2021)
8. Syria (2014–present)
9. Yemen (2014–present)
10. Libya again (2015–2019)
11. Persian Gulf crisis (2019-2021)

That is a lot more than two lol, and it is not even a comprehensive list. For example not counting glownigger-style regime change shit like the Arab Spring, or indeed the Euromaidan coup that sparked this whole Ukraine crisis.

I'm not saying Bush/Obama foreign policy is innocent, since stuf like Iraq and Libya were a huge fuck-up, but the jihadis picked a fight with the US. Russia is the agressor here, and anyone who says other wise is sucking Putin's dick. It's almost comical to say other wise, they didn't even bother with a false flag justification.

 

[draggs]

The Chinese have had a well known GIGO problem. Xi doesn't like to hear about how nobody has built a ramp carrier in 70 years, he wants an aircraft carrier and they better produce.

From the shit-talking everyone's done for the Russian military, yeah.

From history? No.

Historically, the only equipment the Russian soldier was guaranteed to have was his daily hundred grams of vodka

And sometimes not even then

 

[Naidyonov]

Local TV stations were also broadcasting the "RUSSIA ENDS THIS TONIGHT" meme, maybe they do know something we don't.

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[Coccxys]

They go on about Hitler all the time, like it happened last week. If only it did but only to the DM.

The funniest part being how big a fan of his they were pre-ww2

 

[Jasper2K]

There's no fucking way NATO would allow Poland to be attacked. The reason this bullshit even occurred was just to prevent Ukraine from joining NATO. If there were already in it, it wouldn't be happening.

Russia would not attack a member of nato or a close ally. Anyone who thinks otherwise needs take a break from video games. Ukraine is nether of those

 

[Dave_Ph]

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My first audible laugh today

 

[Feline Supremacist]

IIRC the WW2 tactic was to flood the intake with burning whatever which would stall the engine. Also, tanks of that era usually ran on petrol/gasoline so you had a shot at setting the carburetor on fire which would, at the very least, completely fuck up the fuel mixture.

My carb caught on fire lots of times when we were adjusting the air/fuel mix, it was fine.

 

[BeeseChurger]

Nah

Could you imagine the global outrage if they used the Tsar?
That thing shattered windows up to 560 miles away. It would erase Chernobyl right along with it

 

[Hüftpriester]

It's almost comical to say other wise, they didn't even bother with a false flag justification.

Ethnic Russians in Donbas have been getting their shit pushed in for the last 8 years. That was his justification.

 

[Mothra1988]

I just hope they livestream Zelensky's execution.

Your's too after Putin "de-nazifies" the world.

 

[Fougaro]

I'd buy a Slavic Warriors game.

>playing as a Serb knight or a Polish Hussar while slaughtering literally thousands of Ottoman Turks to the tune of some bitchin' guitar riffs
I need it and I want it! Now!

 

[Clown College]

Pornhub really taking it to the Russians, ya sure that will show them!

 

[George Lucas]

If Russia were to invade Poland, NATO won’t do anything they’re not already doing for the Ukraine. That’s my prediction.

 

[Superman93]

1. Afghanistan (2001–2021)
2. Iraq, Saddam etc (2003–2011)
3. Operation Ocean Shield, i.e. Somali Pirates (2009–2016)
4. Libya (2011)
5. Operation Observant Compass, Kony in Uganda (2011-2017)
6. Iraq again, ISIS etc (2014–2021)
7. Syria (2014–present)
8. Yemen (2014–present)
9. Libya again (2015–2019)
10. Persian Gulf crisis (2019-2021)

That is a lot more than two lol, and it is not even a comprehensive list. For example not counting glownigger-style regime change shit like the Arab Spring, or indeed the Euromaidan coup that sparked this whole Ukraine crisis.

Tiny little details about some of those entries there.

3. How the fuck do you invade Somali pirates lol?
5. Lol Kony2020 was literally a meme. US had nothing to do with that
6. Not an invasion. Host country wanted us to kill ISIS mongrels in exchange for oil.
7. Read #6
8. ?. We never even set foot in this country outside of specific special operations to kill a small number of terrorist leaders which again was welcomed by the host country.
9. Read #6
10. Again, not an invasion. But we did start shit with Iran because fuck Iran.

I'm beginning to think you don't know what an invasion is.

 

[Coccxys]

Could you imagine the global outrage if they used the Tsar?
That thing shattered windows up to 560 miles away. It would erase Chernobyl right along with it

It would erase the Earth be ause no way russia throws a nuke and doesn't get any coming back.

 

[MelloYello]

- Ukraine is blowing up a lot of bridges which won't be too effective because one thing the Russian army invests a lot of resources into and historically has been very good at is fording operations

At this point, one has to wonder if some old-fashioned siege warfare would be the best option.
Let the Ukrainians dig themselves in and blow the bridges, effectively immobilizing their forces. They don't have the reserves for any large counter-offensives,
and they don't have the airlift capacity to supply a city under siege. Certainly not anymore.

Kiev would probably fall to a blockade within two weeks, or within days if they blow up critical infrastructure, as the japanese did when they sacked Singapore.

 

[Groundbreaking-maize]

Ethnic Russians in Donbas have been getting their shit pushed in for the last 8 years. That was his justification.

Cool, so big daddy Poo could invade the US on the same premise and you'd be just fine with it.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

Say that to Poland.

How am I going to say something to a country, you idiot?

Am I going to talk to the fucking ground or something?