Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Toothpaste]

Sleeping under indirect is actually easier because if its close enough you'll never know. You'll just die in your sleep.

I'd rather sleep in that than try to get rest in some wooded OP wondering if Ivan might slit my throat bc someone on watch nodded off.

True, but we're talking about civvies here.

 

[BradCarter]

Uhhhh... shouldn't that have happened like fucking weeks ago?

It's not like this is a "surprise invasion" or anything.

It should of happened 3 months ago. He's requesting his forces be ready in 90 days from right now.

 

[A Logging Company]

Okay, so put a number on the amount of lives Ukrainian resources and farmland is worth lol
It's absolutely amazing how some people have deluded themselves into thinking one of the poorest regions of Europe is a massive prize. Exactly what valuable commodity is Ukraine providing that Russia doesn't already have?

Border protection. Ukraine and Russia (or the European parts at least) is very flat, meaning you can easily push your way up from Ukraine up to Moscow. Russia view protecting that corridor vital to its security.

Imagine if Florida was an independent country, and Russia or China were constantly goading them into some kind of military alliance. Not only do you have the enemy at your doorstep, but they would have a clean path to DC.

 

[WutangLee]

Spotted Sam Hyde again.

 

[Breadbassket]

Zelensky was given an ultimatum already and his safe passage out of the country was guaranteed by Putin. Zelensky is doubling down by going full mobilization.

Well least you can say the comedian president isn't a joke. Quite the noble thing to do honestly. If Ukraine loses and he is killed or whatever at least people years from now will remember his struggle. In the event Ukraine somehow turns things around he will be hailed as a hero of the people.

 

[Stoneheart]

Those countries control the pipelines.

but they cant just stop the Gas flow. that would mean germany stops paying their bills. something liek this has to be supported by the whole EU...

Also like I mentioned up thread, the US themselves will be more than happy to capitalise. When the Baltics implemented some idiotic anti-Russian gas policies the American's were literally buying up gas in St Petersburg and selling it to Estonia, Lithuania and Latvia as "American" gas lmao

Hunter is already on the case....

We are talking about russia here

yeah their rockets would destroy the US forces in minutes.

 

[BayView]

It should of happened 3 months ago. He's requesting his forces be ready in 90 days from right now.

he's on grade A+++ copium if he thinks this will last beyond this weekend

 

[Happy Fish]

So when will Putin schedule the victory parade?

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Also Swen will take in multiple bulbheads but not the slavs.

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They only want rapefugees. Civilized nations need not apply.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I have seen a pretty bizarre ad on Russian RT, it's about buying homes in the Luhansk and Donetsk Republic. It kinda reminded me of the German 'Lebensraun'.

 

[Simpadoo]

Well seeing how the war is official now, I'd like to see music that'd be made about it in the future. Such as this beautiful Chechnya one. https://youtu.be/DHCzaiJEoEY

Also share some songs you think fit well with current situation.

Waylon Jennings - Only Daddy That'll Walk the Line

Fun little song, written by Ivy J. "Jimmy" Bryant.

youtu.be

 

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[дядя Боря]

In all honesty though, while the Ukrainian side has done some pretty sketchy stuff during this conflict for propaganda value and the Russians have been a bit negligent around civilian population centers, both sides have actually fought honorably. I'm hoping we don't see any dumb Nuremberg shit from either side after this depending on who wins.

travel to another country to attack civ target? You have one fucked up definition of "honor"

may be if Russians woud take off their insignia it would be justified to fight like bandits.

 

[Meat Target]

Sleeping under indirect is actually easier because if its close enough you'll never know. You'll just die in your sleep.

I'd rather sleep in that than try to get rest in some wooded OP wondering if Ivan might slit my throat bc someone on watch nodded off.

Reminds me of this gem I recently found:

 

[grump]

US 1993: Hey bro let us take those nukes off you. Don't worry about Russia we'll protect you.
US 2022: dw bro we'll sanction them

I just hope that nobody ever takes my dead gay retard nigger country seriously ever again.

As the old proverb goes. America is a kind and forgiving enemy but a treacherous and deceitful friend.

 

[make_it_so]

Russians really love their rocket artillery. They've got plenty of experience with it, and it's something they tend to do quite well. I mean as long as you don't care about collateral damage.

"Artillery is the King of Battle." - Joseph Stalin

 

[Granate37]

Looks like the russians may be planning on killing two birds with one stone.

 

[HumanHive]

Wrong. The universal constructors in Rockport, Scottsdale, Leon, Beijing and Kyoto all use fully-scaled fusion reactors.

Lol, is this the new “oil companies are just sitting on electric car engines” meme?

 

[milkenjoyer]

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Burn in hell ryssä

 

[Octavia]

atleast its a honorable way to go out, fighting to the last man rather than giving up

Not when you're the leader of a country imo and bleeding resources, infrastructure, and lives by the minute.

 

[Paladin Derich]

Soon to be over IMO. They are in Kyiv. They might surround, sabotage, and starve the city before laying down air strikes later in the night. Then they will begin to close in tomorrow. They might give Zelensky the option to publically flee the country and humiliate Ukraine or have "civilians" drag him out and finish him off.

Either way mass human rights abuses will occur inevitably.

If they publicly execute the jew, the funposting will never end. I can't wait.