Russian Invasion of Ukraine (2022): Thread 1 - Ukrainian Liars vs Russian Liars with Air and Artillery Superiority

[Angry Shoes]

>year 2032
>Chino-Russia owns half of Asia and a sizable chunk of Europe
>the United States of Mexico has been reduced to a powerless corpse of a super power, capable of producing nothing but corn syrup and movies
>people are still falling for @Hollywood Hulk Hogan's bait

 

[NoReturn]

ssh Sleepy Joe woke up

looks like he's tweaking

He keeps leaning to the side. Maybe this is a deepfake and this is his animation loop.

 

[killeveryonebombairport]

Hohols didn't have the launch codes nor the means to maintain the bases and Ukraine has been one of the most corrupt shitholes in Europe since its independence. It was a disaster waiting to happens.

I think if you silently exchange governments of russia and ukraine nobody notice.

 

[Ow The Edge]

There's a lot of folks on here with an elder, obese conman fetish.


There's a lot of things that go into timing an invasion.

Jesus Christ you really will rationalize anything.

 

[Gehenna]

I'm not an expert in politics, but I can't see how Putin is planning to install a puppet goverment as he wanted, and control the population that now hates Russia much more then ever. What's his endgame anyway?

Here is how you install a puppet.

You find the line of succession, put a gun to the guy up tops head, and ask if he will play ball. If he says no, you shoot him
You find the next guy in the line of succession, put a gun to his head, and ask if he will play ball. If he says no, you shoot him.
Continue down the line of succession until someone says yes, accepts your terms of surrender, and all is good.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Let me guess, Biden will stammer away from the podium taking no questions and the faggot news anchor will say, "There he goes, off to lead the charge on America's response" when in reality he's just shit himself and wants someone to smell it

 

[CognitiveDeficiency]

Well Biden is freezing all Russian assets in the US Banking system and seizing the funds.

 

[BayView]

God its times like these that make me say "I wish /qa/ was still around" pic related

 

[Ow The Edge]

At this point Taiwan should the plunge be the first Asian country with its own 2nd Amendment type law or something. They need to make themselves as much of as much of a nightmare to conquer as possible.

They need to aggressively acquire nuclear weapons now. It’s the only reliable deterrent they can access.

 

[Stoneheart]

For everyone asking about Null's whereabouts:

He is in the town of redacted in SERBIA.
that doesnt mean that all our Balkan kiwis can relax, we could need them to give their blood to extract dear leader to mount nigger any time.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

He keeps leaning to the side. Maybe this is a deepfake and this is his animation loop.

Yeah he's not steady on his feet and he's really squinting to read that teleprompter. Not looking good (or healthy) at all.

 

[St.Davis]

Trump was a Putin kiss-ass, dude. It's hilarious how you Republicans still can't see it and are in denial about it. Trump is even saying this was a "genius" move on Putin's part. He is still kissing up to Putin today, yet you retards still think he would've stood up to Putin.


No, or you wouldn't be seething at the truth I am spouting

Why didnt Putin attack/invade during Trump's presidency? You seem to have it in your head that Cheeto Hitler would have basically let him do anything he liked, but he just didnt for some reason.

 

[Only A Retard Sometimes]

Well Biden is freezing all Russian assets in the US Banking system and seizing the funds.

The russian economy will not recover from this. hell it has not recovered from 2014. they will win the war and lose the future.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Well Biden is freezing all Russian assets in the US Banking system and seizing the funds.

That's not gonna do anything, lol. I mean it's better than nothing I guess but I doubt the Russian elite have anything in US banks

 

[Breadbassket]

This thread has become 1/2 about the invasion of Ukraine and 1/2 about whatever Hollywood Hulk Hogan says.

 

[Get Fisted]

This thread has become 1/2 about the invasion of Ukraine and 1/2 about whatever Hollywood Hulk Hogan says.

Don't get worked into a shoot, brother dude jack - HH

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Why didnt Putin attack/invade during Trump's presidency? You seem to have it in your head that Cheeto Hitler would have basically let him do anything he liked, but he just didnt for some reason.

I literally answered this upthread. There's a lot that goes into choosing an invasion time. Considering Trump is still praising Putin to this day, it's hilarious you Republican boomers still think he'd have stopped this. The difference is that when it happened under Trump's presidency, you'd be openly rooting for Russians instead of faux outrage

 

[DwayneTheSockJohnson]

Asking Twitter for help during a war
Wyświetl załącznik 3013289

Wow that’s useless and retarded.

 

[UselessPieceOfShit]

Here is how you install a puppet.

You find the line of succession, put a gun to the guy up tops head, and ask if he will play ball. If he says no, you shoot him
You find the next guy in the line of succession, put a gun to his head, and ask if he will play ball. If he says no, you shoot him.
Continue down the line of succession until someone says yes, accepts your terms of surrender, and all is good.

Yeah, well, it's not the first time when Russia tried to influence Ukrainian politics. You probably might remember how it played out.

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Yeah he's not steady on his feet and he's really squinting to read that teleprompter. Not looking good (or healthy) at all.

He hasn’t been sent any gifts of beet-flavored ice cream lately, has he?