I kind of hope that Piss Stained Teeth is a local of the area because if he's willing to stick around Hooligans and pops in multiple times a week he'll end up scaring off Fatrick from his second home.
Some folk call it an emery board, I call it a memory board.
It's not easy being Fat Rick's favorite exacto knife. One minute he's using me to cut plastic tabs off his Star Trek models, the next he's pointing me at his computer screen while slurring death threats at his Twitter trolls. The latter tends to happen more than the former.
If he's smart he just took a bunch of pictures of a few beers. All he needs to do is trickle them out over a few weeks and Fattie would never know.
One of these days, Patrick may end up sending death threats to the wrong troll.
But is he fat?
This has yet to be addressed, and I'm tired of waiting for the answer.
Are people afraid you'll sit on them, Pat?
Based Patrick lowkey supports the Azov Battalion!
I thought that was obvious.
Yeah no shit. On calls and Twitter he just calls everyone who mildly disagrees with him a child. Who would've thought he some massive pussy faggot in real life?
Well yeah, but his tough guy schtick is at least half believable to his retard followers. In the past he’s said the people who take far away pictures are “too scared” to approach him but now he could very easily walk up to one and doesn’t. Even his followers that don’t read every one of his oinks should see the contradiction here, but maybe I’m being too optimistic.
If the Moviebob Mob doesn't see how retarded and hypocritical their idol is, I don't have high hopes for the Pat Pack. As a general rule, an e-celeb's fans are worse versions of the e-celeb. I know guys like Pat are pushing the limits of the term "e-celeb" but the rule still applies.
That unit is so bizarre. It started off as a football club's ultras fan group. Now it's somehow part of the actual military. It has members with neo-Nazis shit, but also has prominent Jewish members.
Well, it's a volunteer militia, so that accounts for its, um, eclectic nature. The press probably has a lot to do with the neo-Nazi element being so persistent. It started as a couple of guys and some Russian propaganda, then the western journos started reporting on it, and now wignats from all over have decided the Azov Battalion is the thing to join if they want to get real military training for the race war. And the Ukraine is so militarily outmatched, they're not going to turn them away, just as long as they behave.
