🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[Sithis]

2022 will be the Year of the Gunt. Ralph never fails to deliver the content, I just hope the sun doesn't orbit too close to his gunt and burn him up too fast.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

He does know the louvre is in France right? not spain?

Not only are you an optimistic idiot for thinking an American knows literally anything about other countries, but you think a redneck trailer trash wigger would know something about other countries.

 

[joebobmurphy]

dear diary, my best friend in the world fell out with me today, it all started....

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JOURNAL!

 

[Takodachi]

He does know the louvre is in France right? not spain?

Ralph is the most stereotypical American ever, do you expect him to know the difference between France and Spain?
I doubt he can even point them in the map.

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Stay safe king gator

 

[instythot]

I am legitimately looking forward to a warski stream for the first time in years to see his victory lap. I hope gator obliges to show up as a guest dealer

 

[Kraut]

 

[Spergichu]

Here @Null

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The resemblance is uncanny.

 

[There Is Light At The End]

That escalated quickly. Does Ralph has a goal to become the top lolcow this year, because it sure looks like this way

 

[Fivehead]

On 18 July 1944, during a strategy conference in the Wolfsschanze,[6] a fly began buzzing around the room, allegedly landing on Hitler's shoulder and on the surface of a map several times. Irritated, Hitler ordered Darges to dispatch the nuisance. Darges suggested that, as it was an airborne pest, the job should go to the Luftwaffe adjutant, Nicolaus von Below. Hitler took Darges aside, dismissed him on the spot and had him transferred to the Eastern Front.[3]

I doubt the validity of this story. It sounds mythic, on the same level as The Holocoaster.

 

[Bixnood]

Earthbound mod next?

 

[Jew Lover 1488]

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Looking like Mr. Vickers

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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Eyes are too big and not deformed enough though.
That face is never going back to "normal" though.

 

[Noproblemo]

NEW SHOW: The Matt Reports with co-hosts Gator, Flamenco and Jim. It's just like the good ol' days.

 

[Love Machine]

Its time for Gunt: Europoor tour

He needs to get to the Louvre people.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

"....and Matt Jarbo is tagged in by Andy Warski...and here comes Jarbo with the flying elbow smash!"

 

[thhrang]

Still seething...

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Still seething...
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"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

 

[ComedyEnjoyer]

So Ralph's "former associate turned blood enemy" list is up to

Jim
Sargon
Rekeita
Ade
Faith
Digibro
Null
Flamenco
Tonka
Zidan
MC Jarbo
Tea Clips
That retarded Australian Nazi
Gator
Warski
JF
The staff of several streaming sites

And his gunt guard list is down to
Dax (wavering)
Fuentes
Meigh

Am I missing any notables?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Jarbo is now claiming that he really WAS at a dairy farm picking up boulders that day. Jesus, Matt, just take the L and move on.
....aaaaaaaand now Flamenco is autistically self-debating how big a rock has to be in order to be classified as "a boulder."
"Well, fist-sized rocks actually count as boulders too, you guys..."
Leave it to Flamenco to be literally handed a Win only to immediately fumble it.