🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[PeggieBigCock]

Quality shitpost but it lost me when he mentioned Gator. Ralph doesn't mention Gator lol

Crazy good impression if a LARP, but doesn’t he always namefag on 4chan.

 

[thismanlies]

Cross posting these here:
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Thanks @verifymejoshuaconnormoon and @JAKL II for getting these.

Ralph and Gator are no longer following each other. This may be due to Ralph BLOCKING Gator.

Pretty sad that it took Ralph attacking daddy Jim to finally get Gator and Ralph to break up.

This is a rather shocking development. Gator was there for Gunt for some of the lowest moments of his life and he ate a ton of shit for sticking with him.

This kinda reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Cotton's dying and the last thing he hears is Peggy telling him she hopes he lives forever because he's living in the hell he made for himself. That's Ralph's life now. But instead of having a son who loves him despite his many many faults, he has two illegitimate children who will likely never know who he is and a horse faced pedo woman who has to know on some level that all she has to do is look at someone Ralph dislikes and she and her baby will instantly be on his ever-growing shit list.

 

[Keranu]

OK chuck dozens of clocks at my head if it's been said already, but the hilarity that Ralph wrote a blog post titled "Fear" and yet he still couldn't specify Jim's name.

This has got to be Ralph's biggest bitch move to date. Holy hell what a giant vagina he is. This is the funniest shit, I love it!

Thank you, Ralph!!

 

[Uncle Warren]

It's not the question of "Why isn't Jim talking about Ethan all the fucking time" it's the question of "At what peak clusterfuck does Jim finally take advantage of the situation to make fun of a retard."

Quality over quantity. Too bad the rest of the stream probably was reading superchats.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

What if Jim’s cancer is actually inside the gunt? Jim’s livelihood depends on destroying the gunt.

 

[Postal Pippa]

I go off to play vidya for a bit and Ralph forces a turd of an article out of his ass without name dropping once. That really is some teenage girl vague posting on Instagram shit.

Reminds me of when Jim was on Ralphs stream once, Ralph lamented that he couldnt get a selfie with some guy and Jim just started laughing. Ethan didnt understand why, he was worried he was using the wrong term but no, it was because Ralph, a man already or nearing 30 at that point was sad about missing a selfie opportunity.

The whole shit ralph wrote was not only reaching but projection. Not to mention the gall to insult how Jade looks when hes with fucking horse face is big time denial with a full bottle of 500mg pills of copium.

And all of this away from his pregnant horse. I know how Ralph acts alone thanks to some insight from a friend. Gunt is prolly vomiting his guts out, knowing this is the end, Gator will be no more, all of his allies hes pissed off and making fun of everyones favorite Jimbo, shit the whole autistic army of the Sweetie Squad, now Chud Buds are gonna fucking make Ralphs life hell. I wonder if even his "watchers" will even stand for this. I have to imagine most of his fan base, only found him because of Jim through IBS.

Im gonna head to the store tomorrow afternoon and get some corn since I might actually turn into the Killstream for the 30 minute ramble he does.

Also I always though the pic of Jade in #KillAllPedos videos was a joke, if thats how Jade looks now, holy fuck Jim is doin damn good for a man his age.

 

[Neil]

This is a rather shocking development. Gator was there for Gunt for some of the lowest moments of his life and he ate a ton of shit for sticking with him.

This kinda reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Cotton's dying and the last thing he hears is Peggy telling him she hopes he lives forever because he's living in the hell he made for himself. That's Ralph's life now. But instead of having a son who loves him despite his many many faults, he has two illegitimate children who will likely never know who he is and a horse faced pedo woman who has to know on some level that all she has to do is look at someone Ralph dislikes and she and her baby will instantly be on his ever-growing shit list.

Ralph is going to have to eat a shitload of crow if he wants to walk back even a fraction of this damage. All he really has now is Meigh, at least, until she drops his ass and runs off with her new lolicon fantasy victim.

He could maybe grovel and get Gaydur back, maybe not. But Jim has zero reason to tolerate Ralph's bullshit, especially after he went after his wife.

 

[Wodanaz]

I'm just amazed that it was actually ralph in the end who broke up with gator, and not the other way around. I thought ralph was really capitalizing on a retarded man who couldn't see how stupid he looked. It turns out the enormity of his dumb wigger pride cannot allow even the slightest insult to go unpunished. Incredible.

 

[Pres. Benjamin Franklin]

All ending with a horse... GATOR!

*Hurse

 

[Keranu]

I don't really know what else to say other than Ronnie and Sandra really created something special in a West Memphis trailer park.

Ralph is 36 years old and still goes by playground insults. Jade's not even fat. She's a butterface at worst and infinitely more attractive than any of Ralph's dumpster finds.

Is that all you got on Jim, Ralph? We can put to rest the theory that you hold blackmail on Jim if the best you can do is call his hot wife fat.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

This kinda reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Cotton's dying and the last thing he hears is Peggy telling him she hopes he lives forever because he's living in the hell he made for himself. That's Ralph's life now.

For the love of God don't jinx this. Ralph is probably on a hospital bed right now. It's taken so long to reach this day. He just needs to live long enough for the harvest to be complete.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

Ralph is going to have to eat a shitload of crow if he wants to walk back even a fraction of this damage. All he really has now is Meigh, at least, until she drops his ass and runs off with her new lolicon fantasy victim.

He could maybe grovel and get Gaydur back, maybe not. But Jim has zero reason to tolerate Ralph's bullshit, especially after he went after his wife.

He also has Diddler Dax- when that bridge burns things will get REALLY interesting...

 

[Postal Pippa]

We can put to rest the theory that you hold blackmail on Jim if the best you can do is call his hot wife fat.

Id say theres actually a medium to large demographic that are into chubby asian weeb gamer girls.

No dudes are into lanky horse faced lolicons LARPing as Trad Catholics.

 

[Golden Boy]

we all know ralph doesn't have friends in real life. Not even any family. So we're down to:
Dick
Fuentes
Meigh(?)

You don't need to be a fortune teller to know meigh will definitely leave him sooner rather than later. Fuentes and Dick hang around him because they perceive it as a good business choice(lol). He really never learned anything in the decade of his online presence. I always thought he was a faggot grifter since gamergate, but never did I imagine how much he'd fuck himself over. He has surpassed anyone he has ever made fun of, even tonka.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

If dax disavow Ralph will kill himself.

To be fair, this is basically what he was doing for the last 3 years, only in slow motion.

Ralph is going to have to eat a shitload of crow if he wants to walk back even a fraction of this damage. All he really has now is Meigh, at least, until she drops his ass and runs off with her new lolicon fantasy victim.

He could maybe grovel and get Gaydur back, maybe not. But Jim has zero reason to tolerate Ralph's bullshit, especially after he went after his wife.

It all depends. In the grand scheme of things, this is minor shit. Jim didn't go directly after him, he merely responded to him insulting his wife, so if Ralph stops, he will stop too. However, he will probably try to do what Sargon did with his "Hello, Jim" stream i.e. spills all his spaghetti even before Metokur responds. I also will laugh my ass off if he tries "the groomer" shit after laughing at Sargon for doing the same.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Just to clarify for the people hoping Gator will suddenly turn on Ralph, Gator didn't break up with Ralph, Ralph dumped Gator for "betraying" him.

This means that as soon as Ralph comes to his senses and tells Gator he is sorry, Gator will go running back to him like the spineless bitch he is.

Don't expect anything from Gator, at best he will keep quiet and at worst he will still gunt guard.

 

[Hazel Motes]

However, he will probably try to do what Sargon did with his "Hello, Jim" stream i.e. spills all his spaghetti even before Metokur responds. I also will laugh my ass off if he tries "the groomer" shit after laughing at Sargon for doing the same.

Ethan shows off his 'Internet Aristocrat' folder. "I've had this since GamerGate, son."

 

[Keranu]

God damn boys, Ralph really dropped a doozy just before January ended. We still got 11 more months left of 2022 and we've been spoiled with a tremendous amount of nectar since the revenge porn trial.

I feel more confident now saying there will no longer be an Ethan Ralph in 2023. He has made zero effort to self reflect after dodging jail, burning bridges, getting jumped, that he's so far past the point of no return.

And don't forget we are currently in the makings of a massive pill addiction arc. He hasn't even dealt with the stress of child rearing yet.

I'll actually feel bad when this all ends. There's no regurgitating this black pill, his life is off rails this year. Pantsu you're gonna have to start behaving like a mother instead of making Twitter jabs at everyone.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Ethan shows off his 'Internet Aristocrat' folder. "I've had this since GamerGate, son."

The only thing that Ralph could have since GamerGate is his alcoholism.

 

[jethro]

I'd rather be frying the rice with Jade than be with that horse hybrid.

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Jim wins, but not by much. Jade doesn't have big tits, she has fat tits. And as a great man once said, tits on a fat chick are like abs on a skinny guy - they don't count.

I for one would love to see these two ladies get the claws out on social media, but Jade has one thing going for her: she was smart enough to leave the internet.