🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[NickColeman]

 

[There Is Light At The End]

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This cornjak is a horror incarnate

 

[MeltyTW]

Wait. Is Ralph now claiming a phone was stolen? He said originally that he kept his phones.

The plot and lies thicken. The harvest is not yet ripe for harvest.

that pic is someone trying to redo ralphs bs story to instead be one that makes him seem more sympathetic even to alogs instead of trying to pass himself off as RELPHA to show how much more likeable someone is when theyre not just trying to overcome insecurities by pretending to be the bestest ever fucking action movie star kicking the shit out of mobs of gangsters.

if someone reports the missing bag @AltisticRight might have found and the guys could squeal on ralph for trying to do fucked up illegal shit that might be humorous, cant even really be considered "suppressing" ralph since he alleges he did nothing wrong or illegal and otherwise it would just be doing him a favor really.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Ralph should be going into surgery right about now.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Spanish is the language of respectable shithole countries.

With your unnecessary gendered nouns and gendered articles

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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486701078208987136

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "They are NOT stingy with painkillers here in…

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It is a shame the RalphaHorse will be born to a father who will still be slurring and constantly hangry for Oxyberries due to their father's injuries from their trip to Lisbon. I think Ralph was even going sober for a while, replacing his substance & drinking abuse with gambling and extra nicotine.

Hopefully Pantsu won't be kicked and punched too much as the cravings become unbearable. Also in case Ralph reads this, don't hit the stomach or Andy Warski won't be the only person with an abortion to their name.

Heroine arc incoming.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

In case this wasn't posted (maybe it was Dax's thread, IDK, hit me with clocks or whatever):

 

[Emanems]

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I knew it was an ugly nylon bag, but damn is it cheap and trash. Look at those coated metal buckles, it looks like something from Target at a distance.

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Their name "Manuela Vieira" is that of a woman's. There's a high chance this is just a coincidence I'm afraid.


Despite it being stated as not stolen, this is far too large for any women. Of course, the thief could have adjusted the straps,


Did he actually get beaten up by a pimp? It's getting more and more plausible. Seller's a female, the straps are adjusted to accommodate Ralph's gunt, "find not stolen".

Those hands look pretty manly. I'm pretty sure anybody involved in anything that happened with the Gunt during the epic 1v4 fight would not open up an account and sell it themselves. So it wouldn't surprise me if it was fenced somehow or it's being sold by a "woman" who isn't actually a woman or an actual woman but somehow related to those in the Gunt incident. Also unless some ween contacted them asking if it was the Gunt's, it's not very normal to state something you are selling isn't stolen lol. Another possibility, they emptied his bag and mistook it for some cheap Chinese shit and somebody actually found it and knew it's value.

 

[OldGuy]

There's a chance Ralph could get his nylon murse back.

Its for sale:

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Hope some alog buys it!

 

[Jack Awful]

In that last video Flamenco said he heard some things about Ralph that werent good news for him. A few minutes after that last video he said it wasnt his goss to spill so someone else knows something.

I hate this shit.
Stop holding info back @Flamenco ! There's no reason to anymore!

 

[Drew Pickles 69]

This cornjak is a horror incarnate

You VILL eat ze corn.
You VILL drink ze makers mark.
You VILL wear ze man purse.
You VILL live in ze trailer.
You VILL be happy.

 

[Sneeds_Sniggerly]

Figured I'd post this here. Wild Smile is covering the GUNT. I missed you, man.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

The seller also listed some wood fossils and a Prada bag.

Their name "Manuela Vieira" is that of a woman's. There's a high chance this is just a coincidence I'm afraid.

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Look at how famous this meme is.

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I guess I was wrong, they somehow managed to take that nylon bag off his tremendous gut.

So here:

Description of the advertisement:

Says it's not stolen, found? What?
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“Achado não é roubado” is a Portuguese expression which roughly means “what is simply found cannot be stated as having been stolen”.

So either this person found the purse somewhere and took it or is simply trying to be tongue-in-cheek, which would be hilarious if this purse was indeed Ralph’s.

 

[ANiggaNamedElmo]

“Achado não é roubado” is a Portuguese expression which roughly means “what is simply found cannot be stated as having been stolen”.

So either this person found the purse somewhere and took it or is simply trying to be tongue-in-cheek, which would be hilarious if this purse was indeed Ralph’s.

Is this the equivalent to like "I didn't know it was hot merchandise. It was just given to me."?

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

Ralph after surgery to fix his face

 

[SheogorathJ]

I don't think he'd actually be 86ed from the ambiguously defined continent of Europe for not paying bills, would he? I understand that maybe you mean the EU, but, hey, Greece never paid their bills and is pretty much third world country but they never got kicked out. Surely one little gunt won't be banned simply for sleazing it up.

Of course he would out of the Schengen countries 19 of them share the same central bank. If one of them allows people to get away with debt it would damage the entire union. When you talk about welfare leeches like Greece and Poland you are talking about national debt, not countries allowing private citizens to encur debts and get away with it, otherwise you would be able to go to Portugal, max out a bunch of credit cards then enjoy your Euros in Germany or Denmark with no penalty.

And if one country were to allow this so much that the bank defaults, the reserves of the European Central bank would have to cover it, which they are not very keen on.
Also, it is not "ambiguously defined", here's the area

and they will check your bank account and outstanding debts before allowing you in, on entry, and deny you if you have outstanding debts. (Unless you are a mountain Jew.) They will not check this however upon departure, so as I said before, he would be allowed to leave the Schengen area, but be denied any Schengen Visas until he clears his debt.

 

[Free Dick Pills]

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Would you have told me 3 years ago that this is where the whole knoxville saga (the birth of the gunt photo and final point of no return for Ethan Oliver Ralph - fight me on that one!) would snowball into, I would've called you a madman.

Turns out I was a prophet on that account, that I've lost the passwords to.

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

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Photos archived locally:
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I knew it was an ugly nylon bag, but damn is it cheap and trash. Look at those coated metal buckles, it looks like something from Target at a distance.

Here's the so called location, these are often inaccurate.
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The seller also listed some wood fossils and a Prada bag.
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Their name "Manuela Vieira" is that of a woman's. There's a high chance this is just a coincidence I'm afraid.

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Look at how famous this meme is.

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I guess I was wrong, they somehow managed to take that nylon bag off his tremendous gut.

So here:
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Description of the advertisement:

Says it's not stolen, found? What?
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About 6.7*20.5cm=137.35cm circumference. Each green line is 20.5cm, which is the height of the bag.
Despite it being stated as not stolen, this is far too large for any women. Of course, the thief could have adjusted the straps, duh.

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The buckle is about 6cm, using the measurements from the advertisement listing.
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30cm?
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Around 30cm once again.

Now back to the listing.
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Around 30cm, or a better unit, 5 of those buckles.

I think it's actually Ralph's.
So what are the chances? In Lisbon, "found, not stolen", adjusted for basically the same length, and appeared just 1-2 days after Ralph's supposed 1 VS 4 epic battle of his life.

Did he actually get beaten up by a pimp? It's getting more and more plausible. Seller's a female, the straps are adjusted to accommodate Ralph's gunt, "find not stolen".

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Cope.
Seethe.
Dilate.

Nice $40,000 truck, Ralph.
Bragging about material wealth. Remove the hick from the hood, can't remove the hood from the hick.

Oh man I knew you couldn't help post your math homework

 

[PortugalTourismBoard]

He blocked me immediately following this message. All but confirmed at this point!

 

[stupid frog]

Good job on proving people don't even need to know who you are, or speak your language, for them to want to beat the shit out of you, Ralph.

I take it back, he should make it a goal to travel to every country and have them kick the crap out of him.

 

[Canispugnax]

I'm shit at editing video's. So If there is any Kiwi with the skillz and wants to wast some of his time for my entertaiment. Then I think that an edit of this clip with the ralphamale would be hilarious. I'm suprised that it doesn't exist yet and the pic of Gunts beaten up face would fit nicely into this. He is such a little pig and I would like to see him oink.