🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[FFinfo]

he’s gonna just stop talking and zone out mid sentence remembering that fateful day lol. he got his shit checked really fucking hard

Yeah if nothing else I expect a marked decline in his talking just absurd levels of shit. I honestly think his incursion at Digibro's house was the only fight Ralph's ever been in, and he felt emboldened after """winning""" it. Now that he stepped out of the trannysphere and fought 1 or 2 regular people, he might be realizing how thoroughly your typical adult can kick his shit in and reconsider being so abrasive.
Or maybe he's so concussed he won't remember anything about Portugal at all.

 

[Ruin]

His cheeks are totally caved in. He's missing at least half a dozen teeth.

 

[ClipBitch]

>ethan ralph is going to learn some kind of lesson from this beat down

Clearly you folks have not been paying attention. If anything, he will become more brazem to try and counter his damaged persona.

 

[The Grinch]

She can't keep getting away with it!

 

[Sithis]

1. I'm just surprised he didn't say "smiled like the joker" again or some cringe shit

2. God bless the piggy, Gunt delivers content when no one else wants to or will

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

There's no way Ralph will pay a time to the hospital, ever. He'll just toss those bills right in the trash when they come.

This emergency treatment in Portugal is only the beginning. There's going to be long-term health consequences from this after he's back in the US and that's not even considering the cosmetic problems.

 

[Leedsotherkid]

Fought four dudes.. show the hands gunty. The knuckles will tell the truth.

 

[Niggernerd]

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He got the shit beat out of him. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.
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Ralph was about to awaken his stando. He fought like no man should! Nay no beast should!!!...or you know he swatted the air well past the normal 10 minutes of moving because obese as shit.

 

[MeltyTW]

1. I'm just surprised he didn't say "smiled like the joker" again or some cringe shit

2. God bless the piggy, Gunt delivers content when no one else wants to or will

Can't smile his teeth will fall out, alsovheres hoping protugal has world class surgeons lol

 

[MuuMuu Bunnylips]

While orbital lobe damage would aptly/ironically result in precisely what makes Ralph Ralph, you should probably change the link to orbital bone.

 

[Beavis]

His cheeks are totally caved in. He's missing at least half a dozen teeth.

Does Ralph have dentures? He looks like an old person that took them out.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

People with brain injuries or ptsd, especially if they are short little sawed-off thin-skinned manlet felons with a history of violence and substance abuse, have a tendency towards unpredictable, sometimes irrational outbursts. Certainly not a cause for concern for a young mom-to-be stuck in a crack shack cut off from friends and family, under financial strain.

 

[AnOminous]

Jesus, they broke his fucking skull. Maybe they'll fuck it up and he'll get a googly eye like a sexy gothic bad boy.

Mfw ass beaten so hard I turned into Gary Busey.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Deadpool: Pain meds and booze take Ralph out by early April. Horse pedo moves on to some breadtube star. Lol.

Not even pain meds and booze mate.
Ralph was already in very poor health and shape. A beating like this can cause issues well down the line, long after all visible trauma has healed. Judging by his face they surely didn't hold back, so his body got damaged aswell. The internal damage done could be far worse. Beatings this severe can cause very bad damage to your organs which may cause internal bleeding. Damage to tissue, veins or organs is not something you want when you are Ethan Ralph sized.

His black and blue head with kicked in teeth might be the least of his worry.

 

[instythot]

I look forward to Ralph trying to pretend he didn't get dental work and/or starting a givescamglow for dentures

 

[Terrorist]

As everyone is now realizing, Ralph had to do some serious full retard shit to end up in this situation. I just hope there's a Portugese Kiwi out there who can get police reports.

I would be very surprised if there’s a police report at all because of your first sentence. Tourists who get into trouble buying drugs, fucking prostitutes of dubious age, etc. are targets for robbery because they can’t go to the cops.

I wonder what the cope will be when people bring up him reporting Jesse PS for delivering diapers but not the 4 swarthy aylawgs who nearly killed him?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

If Ralph is lying then he received a severe beat down that almost left him for dead, since it’s a rare event in MMA even

If he’s not lying, he probably was punched in the face a few times during the mugging breaking the orbital bone thanks to osteoporosis from Cushing syndrome.

 

[SaintChristopher69]

"I'm white, I'm an American, it doesn't matter. I can say whatever I want."

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Not even pain meds and booze mate.
Ralph was already in very poor health and shape. A beating like this can cause issues well down the line, long after any visible trauma has healed. Judging by his face they surely didn't hold back, so his body got damaged aswell. The internal damage done could be far worse. Beatings this severe can cause very bad damage to your organs which may cause internal bleeding. Damage to tissue, veins or organs is not something you want when you are Ethan Ralph sized.

His black and blue head with kicked in teeth might be the least of his worry.

You're a foreign, how do we get a police report from Portugal?

 

[Blood Bath & Beyond]

I don’t give two shits what this obese manlet gravity-well claims, nobody gets wrecked that badly without doing or saying something seriously over the line except when tromping around some African shithole where there is a new “President” every other week. I am positively convinced he went looking for underaged prosts and when he approached the wrong group they, like most of the world would if given the chance, beat him inches from death for being a fucking pedophile. It’s only secondary that he’s a narcissistic obnoxious wigger with a Napoleon complex in addition.