🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Honk Hill]

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I was going to do a before/after MSPAINT-job with the Burger King crown photo but it looks like he deleted that tweet!

EDIT: he didn't, I'm stupid

 

[SevenEightNine]

Why the fuck would you post your face like this.

Because the Kiwi Farms needs a new character emoji.

: felted :

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

The age of the 4 prostitutes that best Ethan's fat ass probably didn't even add up to his.

Hm. 12 years old + 14 years old + 17 years old + 18 years old. A little bit over.

 

[Flaycreak]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

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THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:

"4-on-1" yeah, okay. Of course it was, piggy.

"I chased him down" yeah, okay. Of course you did, piggy.

 

[burntwater]

I was going to do a before/after MSPAINT-job with the Burger King crown photo but it looks like he deleted that tweet!

 

[ClipBitch]

I wonder if he'll have a lisp from now on due to his busted mouth.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Getting dabbed on by Alt-Right soap companies, tough to be the ralphamale.
Pretty funny comment at the end there honestly.

 

[Snickerdoodle]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

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holy motherfuck.

this simply cannot possibly be real. HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH. this is unbelievable

 

[HarveySperg41]

Ahahahahahahaha!

 

[Disheveled Human]

No he's blaming the attack on Muslim refuges because no ethnic, and white, person from Portugal would ever dare to raise their hand against the blessed gunt, hallowed be thine purse.

As a porkchop myself the portugese would totally rob this faggot for what he had, They won't steal his phone because they are not completely retarded criminals and are probably religious so they would at least let him call God after they were done with him.

 

[evilsponge]

It was inevitable Ralph would get his ass beat, but holy lol!

 

[Climaxing Sunset]

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Inaccurate photo

We need his butt Gunt there.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Fuck I can't get enough of this. So much wasted money, an ass beating, and being robbed over the most retarded way he could have tried owning Warski with. He could have kept his fatass safe and comfy at home with his pregnant horse but nooooo he had to go and look tough in front of his audience of 15 viewers.
He's absolutely lying about what really happened. 4-v-1? Faggot wouldn't be okay enough to still be tweeting from the hospital. His drunk wigger antics obviously started this somehow but he has to save face when he's literally and figuratively getting beat this badly.

 

[Thee Witchfinder]

It's just one of those happy days.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Wait till he tests positive and can't get on a plane.

That is so hilarious it hadn't even entered my mind and makes me wonder if they would make him get the poke to leave the hospital or get out of quarantine.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

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Just heard on the scanner there's an APB out on a guy with a big yellow smiley-face head. Prime suspect.

 

[AltisticRight]

Hm. 12 years old + 14 years old + 17 years old + 18 years old. A little bit over.

Try 8+9+10+6.

Because the Kiwi Farms needs a new character emoji.

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I'll make one with that ugly crown appropriately sized if no one has done it later.

 

[Swingletonthesimpleton]

Fuck I can't get enough of this. So much wasted money, an ass beating, and being robbed over the most retarded way he could have tried owning Warski with. He could have kept his fatass safe and comfy at home with his pregnant horse but nooooo he had to go and look tough in front of his audience of 15 viewers.
He's absolutely lying about what really happened. 4-v-1? Faggot wouldn't be okay enough to still be tweeting from the hospital. His drunk wigger antics obviously started this somehow but he has to save face when he's literally and figuratively getting beat this badly.

Somebody probably got his order wrong at burger king, and the employee was done with his shit. Probably what happened