Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

That's cute Staph, but people gotta eat, and can't all afford to eat themselves to blatant excess on their parents' dime (especially THIS overage), so they gotta work.
Not that you'd know what an honest day's work at even a piss poor wagie job is.
 
She was just complaining about not having any money to pay her Etsy fees and she's listing more shit that isn't going to sell because it's ugly and poorly made.
Assuming her shitty patches are littered all over her room, collecting dust and her weird scent, it's no wonder her dad thinks she's a hoarder.
 
I don't know anything about the Etsy community; is there a seller forum?

The helpful Twitter person brings up a good pint: it's easy to assume Staph is a lot younger. It'd be interesting if someone gave her well-meaning advice about hemming her patches, or kerning.
 
I don't know anything about the Etsy community; is there a seller forum?

The helpful Twitter person brings up a good pint: it's easy to assume Staph is a lot younger. It'd be interesting if someone gave her well-meaning advice about hemming her patches, or kerning.
From what I understand you can message the seller directly but there isn't really a "forum".
I don't think giving her advice would lead to anything except more whining about muh spoons.
 
Jesus tapdancing Christ, she is down with FURRIES?
That surprises you? A 33 year old pants wetting catkin NEET that still wears lopsided animal ears being cool with furries? Chordeva/succubus form is practically her fursona.

And jesus I get MATI when she talks about how she forces her parents to live with her squalor and curmudgeon attitude. It’s not enough that she’s unpleasant and entitled and antagonizes her father any chance she gets, she can’t bother helping her cancer stricken mother with household chores, shopping, she doesn’t even feed the goddamn cat (I’m choosing to no longer refer to Peetie as “hers” for obvious reasons). I’ve known people in wheelchairs living with family that contribute more to the household than Staph does.
 
I'm almost wondering if the Twitter Nail Girl is a troll account of some kind. Someone with the name Titianium Aesexual Unicorn starts saying that the ''Ableds" are going to kill her because they don't believe she has undetectable hydrocephalus? And that she's in 'Dire Straights' making it sound like she's drowning in a sea of dangerous heteronormativity.
Normal pressure hydrocephalus is a thing... that causes dementia. You see it on scans with enlarged ventricles, and it is treated with a shunt. It's one of those dementia causes you gotta check for before suspecting Alzheimer’s, since one is fixable and one ain't.

Aka, munchie is stupid. Similar to Paige and her whole brain on fire thing when she's just fucking crazy.

I don't know anything about the Etsy community; is there a seller forum?

The helpful Twitter person brings up a good pint: it's easy to assume Staph is a lot younger. It'd be interesting if someone gave her well-meaning advice about hemming her patches, or kerning.
There's a million and one facebook groups. The actual forums on the etsy website are not really used as much. These are total hugboxes, usually, but I don't doubt that posting her shit would collapse the hugbox
 
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alright, staph agrees that zoophiles are sick fucks. okay, cool, the bar is low, but we can all agree that zoophilia is wrong.

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.....and there it is
 
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alright, staph agrees that zoophiles are sick fucks. okay, cool, the bar is low, but we can all agree that zoophilia is wrong.

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.....and there it is
TL;DR: "I don't fuck animals... but I totally would if they could consent." :story: Shart on, you crazy sped.
Is this the beginning of a "moving this thread to the Animal Control subforum" saga? I just hope she doesn't molest poor Petie, he's already been through enough.
 
TL;DR: "I don't fuck animals... but I totally would if they could consent." :story: Shart on, you crazy sped.
Is this the beginning of a "moving this thread to the Animal Control subforum" saga? I just hope she doesn't molest poor Petie, he's already been through enough.
i don't think steph is gonna molest peetie, bro. that's a pretty huge stretch, let go of those pearls before you choke yourself. but the irony of saying that fucking animals is just as bad as pedophilia when like half (as far as we know) of the "sentient non-humans" she's fucking are known child rapists is just too rich.
 
i don't think steph is gonna molest peetie, bro. that's a pretty huge stretch, let go of those pearls before you choke yourself
I don't think so either but please let me shitpost a bit in peace K?
but the irony of saying that fucking animals is just as bad as pedophilia when like half (as far as we know) of the "sentient non-humans" she's fucking are known child rapists is just too rich.
Considering her past as a child groomer "medium and conduit" the whole thing is steeped in the richest of ironies. "Yeah pedophilia is bad but I'm totally banging the ghost of the Night Stalker, a known serial rapist and child molester and that's completely okay".
 
Ngl it feels good to see furries with enough moral decency to hate bestiality. :heart-full: Staph is kind of correct about zoophilia being the same as pedophilia. If someone rapes an animal they would absolutely rape a child if the desire struck them and they thought they could get away with it.
TL;DR: "I don't fuck animals... but I totally would if they could consent." :story: Shart on, you crazy sped.
Is this the beginning of a "moving this thread to the Animal Control subforum" saga? I just hope she doesn't molest poor Petie, he's already been through enough.
This feels like foreshadowing to her coming out as a furry. Baphomet is probably going to join her harem of imaginary boyfriends.
 
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