A Gift Of Free Milk From the Queen of All The Lolcows - Who here can laugh at themselves with a story of their own stupid fuck up?

@Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg
Do you sincerely believe that I do nothing but sit at this desk arguing with idiots all day and night? that's sneasel who does that.
Between your shit streams, and posting mania here and AMB, yes. Yes I do. I suppose sometimes you scav garbage and shiny gravel no-one buys or jerk your little horrorshow hobodick raw. I know you're not going to live shows as you haven't streamed one of those in a month. So pray tell, what do you do with your time off the internet? Making ignored calls to government agencies you swear are trying to kill you but you also need to protect you doesn't count. Photograph kids and animals you find attractive? Fishbomb your kitchen?

Go make yourself an arsenic margarita, ya predatory and perverted birdbrained dunce. I really hope your call with Mr. Klepper has him doing background work reading your own histrionic nonsense, so he can write about the role online bullying has in maintaining peace and order by preventing sick dudes like you from getting into positions that would allow your further exploitation of your primary interests (Kids and Dogs). However since I'm quite sane, it's obvious he's going to focus on other cows that can answer simple questions in a straightforward manner and you won't even be acknowledged.

Make you a bet, if you're not in the article will you be willing to stick your head in the oven along with another 2 cans of tuna duct-taped to your fetid scalp? Jk you welch your bets, racist cocksucker.
 
And nobody was surprised that a stupid man did something stupid on this day.

Hope you do a flip soon Tommy. Still waiting for my invite to Leavenworth from the feds for the info you shared yourself about sex with a minor
 
can we share normal fuck ups in this thread to make tommy look worse?

oven-related - i burnt a cheese pizza a bit last night. it was still pretty edible but i threw a bit of the crust out. i don't think that any errant cans of tuna made it into the oven because that would be completely retarded, but, just in case they did, i remembered to turn the oven off so that nothing would explode
 
Obviously smarter than you, nonce.
your lack of self awareness, delusions of intellect and redeeming social worth are noted. Did any of your parent's other children live?
Tom...anyone who introduced their kids to you for "story time and song," ought to be arrested and tried for child endangerment and pedophilia too. I can't think of a more neglectful thing to do to a child than subject them to you.
lol. precisely why, pray tell? exactly what risk is there for these children and how do you know this to be true? I haven't had a good chuckle yet this morning.. Share all the nonsense you know to be true about me, you stupid fucking zionist dupe?
Most likely Tom would try to rape him, being a pedo and all.
nice projection, predator
Post in thread 'Tommy Tooter General Discussion' https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tommy-tooter-general-discussion.18925/post-4058083 Your cooking should be served at gitmo to extract confessions. We remember those awful burgers, too.

Have you even been abroad? Travel broadens the mind. You should try it. Via a shower,
yup. still boring. step up your game , boy.

@Tragi-Chan you're even more boring, fuck stain. you can't even compose your own stupid shit but have to copy pasta it.

You children live in a virtual reality, can't read, can't listen and can't put together a rational sentence. all any of you are any good at is being mean , stupid and parroting lies. Hitler and Goebbels would be proud of your grandparents for fucking your parents up so badly they spawned you.
 
@Tragi-Chan you're even more boring, fuck stain. you can't even compose your own stupid shit but have to copy pasta it.
Yeah, that’s the joke. I didn’t think you’d be smart enough to get it, and I was right. God, you’re such an old fool. No wonder your mother wishes she’d fallen down the stairs when she was pregnant with you.
 
You're just mad that despite the extremely low standards required to be a slut, you still could never fulfill them. You're so desperate to be daddy's little pig shut, you probably get blue balls just thinking about it. You disgust me old man.
Your PhD must not be in psychology, pig woman, or you would realize that your comment was a textbook projection of the denial of your own self loathing, foolish floozie.

I own every single one of you hating me so intensely and you hate me because you believe lies strangers told you about me and what's really pitiful, you're all going to go on hating me , letting me rule your lives while you think you are destroying mine when you are only destroying yourselves.

I worked with PhDs , my bitch. Your behavior is not up to par for somebody who actually possess one. A real PhD wouldn't even participate in a behavioral sink like this.
 
Your PhD must not be in psychology, pig woman, or you would realize that your comment was a textbook projection of the denial of your own self loathing, foolish floozie.

I own every single one of you hating me so intensely and you hate me because you believe lies strangers told you about me and what's really pitiful, you're all going to go on hating me , letting me rule your lives while you think you are destroying mine when you are only destroying yourselves.
U mad bro?
I worked with PhDs , my bitch. Your behavior is not up to par for somebody who actually possess one. A real PhD wouldn't even participate in a behavioral sink like this.
Cleaning toilets at the university to pay for heroin doesn’t give you any special insight, Faces of Meth.
 
Your PhD must not be in psychology, pig woman, or you would realize that your comment was a textbook projection of the denial of your own self loathing, foolish floozie.

I own every single one of you hating me so intensely and you hate me because you believe lies strangers told you about me and what's really pitiful, you're all going to go on hating me , letting me rule your lives while you think you are destroying mine when you are only destroying yourselves.

I worked with PhDs , my bitch. Your behavior is not up to par for somebody who actually possess one. A real PhD wouldn't even participate in a behavioral sink like this.
i've never worked with a PhD but i've also never been a big enough faggot to not notice a whole can of tuna rolling into my oven somehow so it evens out
 
Your PhD must not be in psychology, pig woman, or you would realize that your comment was a textbook projection of the denial of your own self loathing, foolish floozie.

I own every single one of you hating me so intensely and you hate me because you believe lies strangers told you about me and what's really pitiful, you're all going to go on hating me , letting me rule your lives while you think you are destroying mine when you are only destroying yourselves.

I worked with PhDs , my bitch. Your behavior is not up to par for somebody who actually possess one. A real PhD wouldn't even participate in a behavioral sink like this.
"Worked with PhDs"

I think he's talking about his former friends and cohorts: pedophiles, hobos, and dogfuckers.
 
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