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Stroke Face II Turbo powiedział(a):
🤑 Paid Shill Rant 🤑

I think it's the time of the month where he gets mad about "dumbfuck paid shills" again.

Who's fault was it again? You guessed it! He went on social media. Poor alcoholic...

- "vicious marketing cycle"
- "Fuck you, you disingenuous sellout shill piece of shit! And all of your thousands of mohrans watch your garbage paid shill kahntent cause they are so fucking stupid they can't realize they are watching a paid advertisment."
- "I was to the top of the mountain"
- "I still get offers from time to time from smaller indy studios to do that shit. I never ever done it."
- "Your kahntent isn't fucking kahntent! YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! It's garbage!" loooool
- "I could've been part of that."
- "I am you."
- "I AM WHEELCHAIR" (added by me)

He is not mad at all by the way.
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EDIT. Please ignore the search bar in the top right corner lol. I was looking for a specific part in another video. Also added paid shill emotes.
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If anyone here ever starts getting frustrated with Phil "getting away with his scams", turn this on. No one hates Phil more than Phil himself. This is the rant of someone who missed out on life and tries to spin everything anyone else ever does as something negative and tries to put himself above them, fully knowing deep down he's the lowest of the low. He's right though: they're not gamers. They're entertainers. People don't go to their streams to watch someone else play a game, anyone can play video games (badly). They go to their streams to laugh, to have someone entertain them while playing video games. What do you get when you go to Phil's stream? A dead chat of a non-existent community from a boring, idiotic streamer who has nothing interesting to say and can't make a joke that isn't related to bodily fluids. But yes Phil, you play video games. Congrats, you are at the level of an average teenager.
 
Tom Went To The Mayor powiedział(a):
I always hated how he would look back on a game he finished positively(or semi positively)after all the whining, complaining, saying the game sucks, insulting the devs, and just acting like an AVGN rip-off in general.
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I would argue this bitch was born with a fence in his enormous ass cavity so he always had somewhere to plant it.
Every game “finished” now has essentially the same bs remarks made. Seriously I feel as though the writers are getting lazier and lazier on some of these parts of the show but overall it’s enjoyable.
 
is he really op-ing out of playing the nick smash clone? It's been a while since we've had smash-es rage and complaints about rollback netcode, that's a real shame. Hopefully, the next monkey ball stream cuts down on clown mode and goes legit salty to make up for it.
 
Lolidaki powiedział(a):
is he really op-ing out of playing the nick smash clone? It's been a while since we've had smash-es rage and complaints about rollback netcode, that's a real shame. Hopefully, the next monkey ball stream cuts down on clown mode and goes legit salty to make up for it.
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I wanted him to play Hot Wheels Unleashed I was interested in that game anyway and it would provide plenty of salt.
 
Lolidaki powiedział(a):
is he really op-ing out of playing the nick smash clone? It's been a while since we've had smash-es rage and complaints about rollback netcode, that's a real shame. Hopefully, the next monkey ball stream cuts down on clown mode and goes legit salty to make up for it.
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To be honest I think that's a smart move for him.

Everyone knows his arrogance is boundless when it comes to fighting games even though he's only been decent at one. He should realize how insane and hilariously ridiculous it would look for him, a 40 year old man, to be screaming at a TV because Patrick the Starfish controlled by a 9 year old dominated him.
 
Lazycunt powiedział(a):
Driving a stick shift is a lost art I think is what he said still dumb as fuck though
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Stick shift is bullshit now, the clutches are usually super forgiving, it's almost impossible to grind gears, and an idiot light tells you when and how to shift.

Amazing final boss battle. A fucking absolutely bog standard final battle we've been seeing in games for decades at this point completely befuddles Phil. He just stands there in the path of obvious danger taking useless pot shots.
 
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YokuNama powiedział(a):
To be honest I think that's a smart move for him.

Everyone knows his arrogance is boundless when it comes to fighting games even though he's only been decent at one. He should realize how insane and hilariously ridiculous it would look for him, a 40 year old man, to be screaming at a TV because Patrick the Starfish controlled by a 9 year old dominated him.
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You’ve got it all wrong. Phil would be playing as Patrick, the 9-year-old would be either Lincoln or Reptar.
 
Phil is continuing his path to being a just chatting streamer I see. How can you have a hardcore gaming season without playing any hardcore games? I know Phil hates Nintendo, but he obviously still hasn't realised how popular Nintendo games are. He's making a big mistake thinking that his personality can carry gaming streams, even the detractors can't really be bothered with him these days. Hugbox Phil continues his slow death until his real death on stream.

I wouldn't be surprised if Kat has been slowly poisoning him, he looks like a fucking hemorrhoid.
 
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The ego on this pig
 
Stroke Face II Turbo powiedział(a):
🤑 Paid Shill Rant 🤑

I think it's the time of the month where he gets mad about "dumbfuck paid shills" again.

Who's fault was it again? You guessed it! He went on social media. Poor alcoholic...

- "vicious marketing cycle"
- "Fuck you, you disingenuous sellout shill piece of shit! And all of your thousands of mohrans watch your garbage paid shill kahntent cause they are so fucking stupid they can't realize they are watching a paid advertisment."
- "I was to the top of the mountain"
- "I still get offers from time to time from smaller indy studios to do that shit. I never ever done it."
- "Your kahntent isn't fucking kahntent! YOU FUCKING STUPID BITCH! It's garbage!" loooool
- "I could've been part of that."
- "I am you."
- "I AM WHEELCHAIR" (added by me)

He is not mad at all by the way.
wLCH3BhXJF.mp4
EDIT. Please ignore the search bar in the top right corner lol. I was looking for a specific part in another video. Also added paid shill emotes.
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this is some pre-modern phil shit right here, malding at those darn influencers that pop up on his twitter feed from time to time.

i bet it was recommended due to the tags he frequents so it pissed him off extra.
 
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