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I have been up since 9 a.m.
No one can stop me
What are you going to do about it, 8 of- nothing?
I refuse to go to bed.
It's stream time.
You get to tell Shay, share what he knows.
The photos doesn't know, but that's fine.
Tell my dad, do it, dude.
Yeah, tomorrow's my day off, anyway.
Give me some advice on starting learning GML?
Yes.
The best thing you possibly do is use GameMaker's tutorials pages.
They have an entire section of the tutorials, but...
You get a high five, yes.
Take your left hand, put it up in the sky.
Take your right hand, slap it.
Well done.
As a rescue coming along, pretty good.
I just sent our articles of incorporation and business license over to the contractors
so that they could approve that we're actually a real business.
Your TTS is urgent, I guarantee it is not.
Something Chronos have been awake too long is meaningless, he cannot stop me.
Still doing game development lives, I did one two days ago, and I worked on Heartbound
all day today since 9am.
I did not finish the writing that I needed to do for the update to come out today.
So it'll come out over my weekend.
That's on the patch note for Dune, I have not seen them yet, I have heard that they
are lame, wish to view them.
Maybe I haven't seen them yet, I don't know what they're like, so just have to wait and
get out of here.
Yeah, I heard they were lame, but I want to see more, I want to know what's going on first.
People seemed upset.
Yeah, I understand why they think they're lame.
Yeah, I understand why they think they're lame, I understand why they think they're lame.
None of these changes fix the core problem, so yeah, this is not going to fix the issues.
I don't understand why they did this.
What are we talking about, Dune?
We'll talk about the patch notes in a minute, I don't think these are good idea.
Dune sounds tired, no, I was just reading shit.
Oh, hi, I exist, and so does this.
So, these are the new updates for Dune.
This is a little bit weird, they recently made it so that half of the Deep Desert was PvE,
which already didn't make sense, that was already kind of weird.
The behavior that we ended up seeing out of players when they did this was that they built
buildings all over the Deep Desert, but the way they did it was really weird because
they added tier six nodes for mining to those different areas of PvE areas, players built
their bases around them, and when they couldn't build their base around one of those nodes
they would take a vehicle and park it on that and then build near it or in some way to make
it so that it would not actually deal damage to the vehicle whenever a sandstorm went over,
because a node won't spawn until you move the vehicle.
So, this just locked out all of the nodes, which is why you shouldn't let them build
out there without repercussions, you know, basic shit.
The developer response to this was to make it so there were more of them, more nodes,
and to add an element of randomization to the respawn timer of unique loot containers in the
Deep Desert so people aren't just hitting them on timer, that doesn't fix this problem.
Yeah, like literally it all, that doesn't fix that.
So, that's a little bit weird.
I don't really know why they think that's a good idea, and I don't think it's going
to solve the problem.
So, yeah, there we go.
I hope everyone's having a lovely day, you too.
I hope you are.
Suggestions, I think they should have rolled back the PvE Desert change.
The Tier VI Endgame Plastanium gear was not required to do any of the PvE content in the game.
It is only required to be able to do the PvP content.
This is still the case, but now players are able to get this stuff and they're able to get it
without any risk involved whatsoever.
And because they're not having to have any risk involved whatsoever,
like, it just doesn't make any sense, right?
The endgame is turned into kind of like an idle game, if that makes sense.
Yeah, they can get it literally for free.
It's an idle game where you wait for the timer on the node and then you pick up the node
and then you wait for the timer on the node and you pick up the node.
And that's not engaging or fun or risk related in any possible way.
So, none of that is any good.
And I don't know, I guess I don't understand what their design philosophy is now,
because this design philosophy originally was risk equals reward.
You got to take a little risk, you get a little reward, like each time, right?
And now it's like, well, the players didn't like risk, so we just got rid of the risk.
They just get reward for no risk now and it just ends up being weird, like really weird.
PvE just wanted the T6 stuff and they felt locked out of the game.
Cool.
Does that mean you give it to them?
No?
No.
Because now there's no reason to do anything at endgame.
Because you could just participation trophy your way into it.
Right?
Like, that doesn't make any sense.
Wow, I loved logging in, doing nothing and then logging out and getting endgame gear.
That's very strange.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, sometimes you have to not give players what they want because it's not actually good
for the video game.
And I think this is an example of giving into what players wanted while being a detriment
to the game.
And I don't know what's going to happen there.
It's a female.
No, I'm a dude with long hair.
I know it's going to be really difficult for you, you know, going forward after this now
that I've banned you.
You'll never be able to see it again.
Yeah, I mean, your search history is going to be new now, but it's 20, 25, so it's fine.
I thought, hi, how's it going?
Points all the recent events for that.
Yeah.
I mean, like, this is, I just don't understand the direction, right?
Prove game stability.
We like that.
Reduce the cases of the sandworm can push vehicles under terrain.
Weird.
Never seen that.
And a new audio alert for the PvP zone change.
That's good.
That's a good change.
Okay.
So you got a bug fix softlock.
They fixed this really only 16% of the player base has even touched the deep desert.
Wow.
That's a that's wild.
Where did you get that data?
Is that from like achievements?
Is that an achievement thing?
Tell me that's an achievement thing.
What the hell is it?
Where are their achievements?
Is it in here?
Desert reached the deep desert, 27.9% of players.
So you have 27.9% of players have even reached the deep desert and they've fundamentally
changed the entirety of the endgame to cater to login gain progression log out.
PvE.
I think it's a knee jerk.
I think it really is.
I think it's a knee jerk change that is not going to be good for the longevity of the
game.
Yeah.
I really do.
Yeah.
I I hope that they figure it out.
I really do, but I just I don't understand the direction.
So that's kind of where I'm at.
You ever visited Jakarta?
No.
What?
Yeah.
You said you already stopped playing.
That sucks.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Yeah.
I mean like it's it's one of those things where I just I don't understand what the direction
is right now and maybe they'll fix it is doing worth playing the state of town.
I would say until you get to the deep desert 100%.
I think the rest of the game is funny shit.
It'll take you like a hundred hours to get there.
And then when you get there, it's a meme.
It's like the deep desert just isn't fun, but the rest of the game really is, you know,
you stop playing too.
Might come back when things are more stable, but it's not fun right now.
Yeah.
The endgame just isn't fun.
That's just not what makes it not fun.
They took half of it and made it PVE, which means there's no reason to risk anything to
get endgame gear and content.
And when you do try to do endgame stuff now in the deep desert, it is like a swarm of
flies getting the tiny bit of content that's out there and you can't fight anybody away
from it.
So effectively what has happened is they've taken a piece of content that is meant to
be PVP and they've made it PVE and it's imbalanced as a result of that.
Yeah, but force PVP is not a fun for a lot of people.
The entire A band in the deep desert was PVE.
You weren't forced to PVP.
You could just stay there in your PVE zone and the rest of us could go do the other stuff.
You took the PVP zone away from us and you made it into an idle game.
That sucks.
Now the endgame's dead and there's no reason to log in anymore.
What do they think would happen?
I have no idea.
There's still PVP barely.
The PVP wasn't the draw for that.
It was the endgame was risky.
The endgame was dangerous and games not dangerous.
Anyway, I'm just sitting the PVE zones.
They just over corrected.
Yeah.
No doing today.
No, they'll be doing.
I'm just logging in.
Takes a minute.
Can you talk with the devs on the stream or something?
I could talk to them about setting up another developer interview because I'd love to understand
the design direction and philosophy because this is a complete 180 from what they had
before.
A lot of the player base is disillusioned by this, man.
A lot of them are.
A lot of people really upset.
How are you doing?
I'm doing OK.
All right.
Let's see.
Audio game.
Why is this said to that?
There we go.
PVP was a cost to playing the deep desert.
Not a reason.
It's effectively gone.
Yeah.
There's no cost.
It's good to go ride the carnival rides for free, man.
I think that could be insightful interview, I agree.
Seems a bit like the division.
The PVP sectors were scary to me, so I mostly just stayed in the PVE area.
Yeah.
But the PVP areas of the division have really good gear and very quickly, too.
And I think that's something that's super important to understand, right?
Yeah.
Did they fix your shaded hood bug?
No.
It's still not fixed.
And I haven't signed it in days, there we go.
Actually, do I have to pay taxes?
No, I paid my taxes.
Yeah, the game's not in a good spot, I think.
Is it Coriolis storming right now?
The hell's going on?
No.
The Coriolis storm already hit.
It just finished.
All right.
Over corrected for an issue that wasn't an issue to start.
I agree.
I, I think the developers should have stuck fast with their original design intention
because they made something that was highly compelling.
And they have now over corrected into something that will not have longevity because people
will reach the end game and then go, guess I'm done.
A social sandbox game requires conflict in order to stay alive.
And if you remove that conflict or the reason for conflict, there is no longer degradation
and with no degradation, you get all of the gear in the game and you never lose it.
Which means there's no game left.
Nothing left to solve.
Nothing left to finish.
Done.
Water.
Everything's full.
What about the grifters on public servers?
You're going to have to use a word more descriptive than grifters.
If you mean people using exploits, that's a very different thing.
Griefers, somebody PvPing another person in a PvP zone is not a griefer.
That is a person PvPing you because you've consented to PvP by entering a PvP zone.
It's kind of like undocking in EVE Online.
That's how it works.
All right.
There are so many welding torches.
If you don't like PvP, you stay in Haga Basin.
Or you did the A-band in the Deep Desert.
Both of these were acceptable.
You see the speedrun of blueprints?
Nah, I haven't seen it.
I guess you could speedrun it really fast if you took the...
I mean, because you could just do it all from day one.
You just go into the blue room on the outside.
Yeah.
That's red.
I was thinking about that.
You're going to be scanning the Deep Desert again?
Yes.
I need to go make sure I get all my scanning stuff.
Game's done quick.
That's cool.
Oh, yeah.
These changes made the game better.
Confluent isn't getting ganked.
Okay.
So how did they make the game better?
Is it because they made the end game more accessible to other players?
To like, PvP related players.
Is it better now that players can log in, mine the nodes and then log out?
Oh, wait.
Your follow-up message was, wait, what?
No, I'm not going to hack your Gmail.
Get out of here.
Go to school.
Yeah.
There's no events.
There's no anything.
Log in, you loop the node and you log out.
You mean players can go in and play the game and log out?
No.
What they're doing is they're just building bases over the top of all the nodes in the
Deep Desert so no one else can get them logging in, mining the node and then logging out.
It's a denial of content at the endgame now rather than providing content because there's
risks to going out there getting the materials and getting back out.
It is a denial of content.
There's no way that you can stop them.
There's no way that they can get anything out of, like, stop them from getting anything
and eventually they just have everything in the game and there's nothing they need to
do with it.
It's idle farming.
That's not content.
That's denial of content.
Yeah.
Why did it initiate a timeout camp?
What does that even mean?
They're inside their base.
They build their base over the node.
The node always spawns in exactly the same location.
And since they build it over the node, they just log in and loot it and log out.
How is a not denial of content?
I feel like the people who are fighting against that and saying that's good design have never
played this game.
They should randomize the nodes.
That would be a way to fix it.
Yeah, but they haven't done that.
Yeah.
Guys, node spawn within 10 to 20 meters.
Let's build a bigger base doesn't work that way.
I think the actual solution retaining PV access to the end game will still.
What is the end game to you?
It's not doing dungeons.
There's no dungeons that are different outside of the A band.
The end game is two materials.
And those two materials come off of mining nodes that they now get for free.
End game is tier six.
What do you use it for?
You you wear it and play dress up?
What?
Broda, it doesn't make any sense.
Unironically, that makes no sense.
Do you know what that gear was for fighting other players?
That was it.
That's all it was for.
There's no other activity to use it in.
It feels like none of you guys have actually played the game if you think that's end game.
Yeah.
Once you get the gear, what then?
Nothing.
That doesn't make any sense.
Yeah.
Climbers the real end game.
That makes no sense.
The end game was PVP 100%.
Tier five wipes all the NPCs in the game, dude.
You don't need that shit for PVE unless you're trash, like legitimately trash.
Fashion is every game's end game.
I mean, I guess.
That's why I stuck to sil suits.
I wear a still suit.
That's not fair.
How is that not fair?
That's what it was.
Tell me in an end game activity.
I'd set a mining those two nodes.
That's a single person can because there isn't one.
Wild shit.
All right.
We need all of these pods.
I need 100 pods, 100 of them.
There was a tier six still suit with 5,500 catch pocket.
Yeah.
And what would you use it for?
Standing in the desert, mining more of those two nodes.
You need to think one step beyond where you're stuck.
Just one.
And you'll find that there's nothing there.
All I see in several streams is farming spice, avoiding PVP and revisiting labs.
Yep.
And you don't need tier six for that, do you?
Do you know why?
Because we've been wearing tier five the entire time.
That shit is unnecessary and irrelevant.
Hilarious.
Do you have a time with a promising for channel ads?
They go off automatically.
Every 30 minutes on the 30 minutes.
All right, we're going to make pods.
Off they go.
Yeah, we have tier six for a reason and it's not PVE related.
That's right.
It's PVP gear.
They should have better PVE content.
Yeah, you see, you know how they tried to fix that?
By taking all the PVP content and giving it to the PVEers.
You sell it for the deep desert testing stations, trying to get the mark six uniques is hard.
Yes.
And I do it all in PVE tier five gear.
I do it in still suits like 90% of the game PVE.
Yeah, now it's more like 95.
You also do it on a private server doing it on a public server would be the same because
it's PVE.
What do you what are you not getting about this on a public server?
Would it be even easier?
Do you know why?
Because anytime any of those enemies would spawn, the players would be right inside of
that zone killing them and it's instant loot in PVE, meaning you always get loot.
That doesn't make any sense.
So if that was not a banable one, but wait for them to say something rude.
First time you watch a 2k stream, looks sharp.
Yeah.
I'm still working out the kinks on it.
It's like weird networking shit.
Anyone know if it's coming to console?
No idea.
I swear to God, I'm playing Dune watching your viewers talk about it.
Like do they even player?
Do they just theorize?
That's what I'm wondering too.
Like a lot of the people who are talking about this seem like they have not played
the deep desert.
I know that there's only 26% of players have made it to the deep desert, but if you haven't
made it there, stop theorizing on the experience.
It's very strange.
Are you feeling it egg good?
You can see the wig in 2k, alright.
You gotta actually play it to get an understanding for it.
Where did my phone go?
Well shit.
I think I put my phone in the car, I'll bear it back.
And I'm back.
And I'm back.
Alright.
Yeah, so if we go and look at this, this is the advanced garment maker, right?
There is a special machine for each of the tier 6 specific gear.
Tears 1 through 5 are made in normal basic machines.
Tier 6 is only available if you use Plastanium.
Plastanium is only mineable in two forms in the deep desert PvP areas before this.
They made it so as mineable in the PvE areas, and as such people built buildings over the
top of them.
Those buildings cannot be attacked because they're in a PvE area.
The players go out there in the first minute of the deep desert each week, they build
a base over a node, and then they get infinite resources till the end of the week, and no
one can stop them.
This has imbalanced the game, and it's given those people an idle game where they sign
in and get the loot and sign out, and no one can stop them, and there's no risk involved.
That's not good for the game.
That's it.
Can you abandon a base in Haga Basin when you're in the deep desert?
Doesn't really matter.
Yeah, that does suck.
And that's why I called it bad design.
It doesn't make sense.
This gear is not relevant for any activity outside of the deep desert.
It's just not necessary at all.
I don't even use it.
And I'm doing deep desert shit.
To fix the problem, make the base only only in A-Tile and not beyond it, it doesn't fix
the problem.
They'll just sign in, fly out there, pick up the nodes, and fly back.
That doesn't really matter.
There's no risk involved with any of that.
Yeah, you have to have risk for the strongest gear in the game.
If you don't have any risk for the strongest gear in the game, you've created an idle game.
The risk of game has risk involved.
This doesn't.
There's not even really worms out in the deep desert to be rude with you.
Yeah.
Thirty seconds of no PvP is also an issue, yeah it is.
Like I'm not even like a PvP enjoyer.
I'm just saying that like there's no risk now.
So like if I sign in, I can just idle build my shit up and that's kind of dumb.
I wish it wasn't like that because it doesn't make any sense.
Yeah, I think randomizing nodes would be a good first step.
I think so.
I'll give you another example of what doesn't randomize.
You know the ships that fall from the sky and then we can loot them off the ground?
That location doesn't randomize.
For the entire week, that ship will continue to explode and land in the exact same location.
So you build a base right next to it in the PvE zone.
Lie over and take it every time.
Yeah, see now you're starting to understand why I don't like this
because all of the resources are statically located.
Like all of them.
So it's like, what's the point of this?
All right, let's see.
That's the perfect one.
What's this one?
That's the one beat the shit.
All right.
Let's grab this.
Just don't allow building the deep desert, five-head.
I mean, that's one way to solve it, but I don't think it's the right way legitimately.
I think building the deep deserts is a good thing because it allows raiding of bases,
but there's no way to raid bases now.
So it's like, I don't know, that doesn't seem like the way, man.
You need to add risk and PvP.
They did a good job fixing this, by the way.
Nice.
When I point at the actual parts, it points to the right part now for repairs.
Nice.
They need to put it back to how it was.
I agree.
I think it was way more funner.
I think they sacrificed game longevity this way.
There's no way of raiding at all now?
No, because everyone just builds their base in the PvE zone.
It goes halfway across the deep desert.
There's no point.
Like, you could build all the way up to the middle of the E-band, dude.
Why would I build beyond that?
I could just access the rest of the deep desert anyway.
Who gives you shit?
Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.
Only allowed to build bases in the PvP section of the deep desert.
No building in PvE.
Then you'll have the same screening, whining PvE problem.
It's basically a PvE game now, yeah.
Like, none of the people that I know that are PvPers play the game anymore.
They're like, oh, nothing left for me to get.
No point.
I'm going to go scan out the deep desert today, because I want to get more XP.
It's probably increasing number of players for server.
Making something into a hugbox does not increase number of players.
In a conflict driven game, that's going to lose your players overall, over time.
And you're not going to get a PvP culture back when those PvEers run out of shit to do.
That's a blue donut, dude, yep.
It's a force blue donut.
It's not good.
I agree, but they might not think like that?
Probably.
They did in those interviews.
That's why I'm so surprised they made these changes.
It's a what?
Blue donut.
It's a term from EVE Online.
It means everybody around the galaxy is all friends and allies with each other and nobody fights.
It's boring.
Dungeons, rage, and expeditions?
Okay, none of those things exist in this.
You have intel sites and you have downed ships.
Those are exactly the same.
PvE.
For the intel sites and PvP for the downed ships,
but the downed ships are really short.
So everybody just rushes through, grabs shit and leaves.
If they didn't change it, how many players would there be?
Probably the same amount or more,
because only 26% of the player base has even entered the deep desert.
And those are the most dedicated players.
It's all.
Yeah, let's grab that.
I'm going to dump that out.
How do you avoid it?
How do you avoid what?
What's he talking about?
Why is there no PvP anymore?
Because they took...
So think about it this way, right?
Like here, let's get out.
Let's get out of the old MS paint.
Let me grab this.
Whoop.
Because apparently a lot of people...
Who here doesn't even know what the deep desert is?
How many of you don't have any idea what I've been talking about this entire time?
Because it seems like a lot of people.
It seems like an inordinate amount of people have no idea what this is.
Me, Law, me.
Chronos, you know what it is.
Goblin has.
Okay, so the deep desert is after you beat the entire game,
which means around 100 hours,
you get an ornithop there.
Effectively, this is the end of the game, right?
You go to the deep desert, which is another zone on the map.
This zone is broken up into 81 grid squares.
Each of these is 2.75 kilometers wide and tall.
They are enormous.
It is 9 by 9 massive zone, absolutely freaking huge.
The bottom nine squares were PvE.
The rest of this was PvP.
Every week, this entire zone completely changes because the developers
rebuild all of it.
It's wiped and redone, infinite content, right?
The problem is they cut the whole zone in half.
Now, all of this down here is PvE, and all of this up here is PvP.
Normally, in the PvP zone, tier six materials were available.
Down here, tier five materials were available.
This gave you a reason to take a risk to go up in the PvP zone and pick up
that tier six material.
Could you stay in this zone forever?
Yes.
Could you go up here and take a risk and get it?
Also, yes, but you didn't need to.
There was no thing you had to overcome with that tier six gear.
There's no endgame activity required for you to wear that at all.
Anywhere in the game, tier five beats everything in the game.
This is a victory lap.
So because players complained about this, they made it so half the zone as PvE.
And now you can get tier six in PvE.
Which means players log in, mine it, and log back out,
and they build their bases around it so you can never get it.
This turned it into an idle game.
It's not very fun.
That tier six gear was only four PvP.
There was no other point to it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Screaming the word wrong doesn't make it so.
You gotta use your words.
Be an adult.
Stay off of Twitter.
Dune bitcraft edition?
Yes.
It's like playing Minecraft in creative mode.
Yeah.
Bip being half the zone would not make more PvP encounters?
No.
Because I don't have to go to the PvP zone anymore.
I don't have to take a risk to get endgame gear, so why would I?
The point was that there was risk but reward.
Now this is just risk with no reward.
I can get the reward without any risk.
Why would I take the risk?
Doesn't make any damn sense.
Like that's why I'm saying take where you're at.
Take the next logical step forward.
Why would you want to take risk if there's no extra reward to that risk?
It's not a hard concept.
You like PvP or not?
I don't even care about PvP.
I care about having an endgame that makes sense.
And the endgame right now does not make sense.
There is no risk in the endgame.
I just I can build an idle building.
I don't have to care at all.
Yeah.
I don't understand why Funcom changed their entire game concept
two weeks after lunch.
That's a weird one to me too.
It's like we have this really compelling game concept with conflict and rewards.
And we undermined the whole thing immediately.
Why?
Doesn't make any damn sense.
What the hell is my goddamn ornithopter doing?
Stop it.
Too many people complaining?
What? All 26% of the player base that had made it to the deep desert?
PvPers keep survival games alive.
Yes, they do.
And there's no more food for them, so they're moving on.
You think people would still be wanting to play block game three and a half years later
if I gave every player what they wanted?
You kidding me?
They want to play that shit because there's friction.
You got to give them friction.
They don't have any friction.
There's no reason to play.
Does that mean Funcom over lubricated their game?
I feel like it.
Yeah.
I hope they will figure it out to be honest with you.
I do because I really like Dune and I like the world that they've built.
I think the game is really interesting.
Mechanics are cool.
Game could be very fun.
But these changes aren't it, man.
Do you ever get wrist issues from repeated keyboard mouse?
No, so I got something different as awful as that is.
I went to the doctor not too long ago about this.
I think it was like a year ago.
How was that?
It's about a year ago and basically I talked to the doc
because I'm like, I keep getting these two fingers, they keep going numb.
And the reason why is because I spent all my life trying not to get carpal tunnel.
So I moved my elbows and I got what's called cubital tunnel,
which is mouse elbow, which makes these two fingers go numb.
Yeah.
Same ship, but farther up your arm.
Feels bad, man.
Oh, your medical strife is a scam.
What does that even mean?
Are you okay?
Was your favorite book from the Dune series?
Wouldn't say it's my favorite, but I think the weirdest is children of Dune.
Look at the rare problem trying to avoid the common one.
I think it's just because I was like, oh, I don't want to bend on my wrist all the time.
So I'm just going to do this.
Yeah, no, but it makes these two fingers go numb randomly, which is great.
All right, I think we need to go.
I guess they're.
You have that talk to your doctor, like legitimately,
if these two fingers are going numb all the time, talk to your doctor.
You definitely should.
There is no reason not to, man.
Your toes go numb sometimes when you drive.
Talk to your doctor.
I'm not a doctor.
Go to the doctor.
Stop telling me your weird symptoms.
What am I with you?
Jesus.
I diagnose you with internet.
I go to the doctor.
You're vastly easier to consult than the actual doctor.
Go to the doctor.
Swear to God.
You're not Chet's doctor, no.
Your doctor, give you any exercises for it.
They want to put my, there's like a elbow brace thing that I have to wear.
We were looking at options for that a while back.
I've just kind of changed the way that I move my arms where like I do a little bit of
wrist action, a little bit of elbow action, and that's about it for now.
And so far it hasn't gotten any worse.
That's about it.
Is there somewhere to be in the middle for no problems?
I have no idea.
Basically the way that it comes down to, man.
The human body, the grades over time.
That's about it.
You're going to get old.
Yeah.
Don't fall for the elbow brace.
Does it not work?
Have you tried this?
You use less computer?
That's not happening.
Still got that cough a little bit, but I'm on antibiotics, so it's fun.
Speaking of which.
Your new programmers are in advantage with coding on Windows Mac or Linux.
No, no, there is not.
How you doing?
Doing good.
Dr. Thore my wallet hurts.
Should I invest in carrot futures?
I can't give you financial advice.
Or medical advice.
Or legal advice.
Should I take your meds?
I'm supposed to in 56 minutes.
What are the doctor?
Is this a good game for the first hundred hours?
Yes.
I enjoy the first hundred hours.
You might not, but I enjoy them.
Can you give wig advice?
Yes.
My advice is that you are currently wearing a wig.
More of an accusation, really.
Ah.
As a mostly solo player is doing a good option, mostly solo player is awesome, dude.
I have not had any problems.
I have been mostly solo as well.
Grand majority of the time is spent out here in the Dunes alone.
It's been very fun.
Can you give financial advice?
If I hide it inside of a mushroom question.
Maybe.
Yeah, passing.
I agree.
Enjoy the first hundred hours.
Reach in recent patch notes or feels bad, man.
There were a lot of people that were like trying to be contrarian about it,
but like it doesn't seem like any of them have actually played in the deep desert,
so it didn't really matter.
Like the patch notes don't feel right.
I don't know what they're really doing.
It's like they abandoned their original vision and just kind of threw it away.
Which is weird.
It's a dramatoning edit.
Heimdall hit most of them.
Fifteen hits in one hour seems low.
Seems like it's kind of slowing down a little bit.
To be honest with you, moderators are doing really well too.
A lot of the messages now are kind of like copy pasta, basically.
That's about it.
How's AOC looking?
We're waiting for August.
We're waiting for their phase three.
I'm hoping it's good.
We'll see.
Your skeleton is going numb.
Do you have scallopathy?
Yes.
I'm diagnosing you with scallopathy.
It's time for you to join the skeleton war.
Speak to your other boneman.
There we go.
There we go.
Damn dude.
Can't walk near your own vehicle.
I guess over there.
What's that?
Gotta wait on the ads.
What's with the flatulence questions?
I don't know.
We just keep banning them.
And it's weird.
It's like really weird.
Do any more coding streams anytime soon?
Probably.
I mean, it did one two days ago.
We're working on block game development shit two days ago.
Somebody put out a video trying to say that I was a shit programmer
and then I wrote a comment underneath it
because he didn't ever use Game Maker Studio
and all the things he was bitching about were Game Maker Studio things
because you can't change those about Game Maker language.
Which I thought was funny.
You gotta drop the cooking video sometime eventually.
We want to set up a whole thing with it.
All right.
Yeah, it was super weird.
It's Ned.
Cooking streams, please.
So Winky and I are setting those up.
We're trying to figure out like a good time to do that.
But the idea is that we'll fly him out
and then we'll do an episode or a couple of episodes
and then we'll fly him home.
Might be cool.
Let's do like every three months or something.
Do three of them.
I don't know how we're gonna do it.
Still gonna do a full blueprints video?
I have no idea, man.
When will you wear wigs?
How do you know I'm not wearing one right now?
No.
Whoop.
Whig allegations were true.
Dude, you're a wig.
Yeah. Why horror Bezos? He's not horror. He's a horkonin. Get, get cracked, coding Jesus
can help you. You mean the guy who's never used Game Maker Studio? Doesn't know Game Maker
language and talked a lot of shit but was wrong? Pretty funny. She'll look at my comment
underneath his video. Imagine screaming and shitting about alarms and Game Maker saying
why aren't these renamed when you literally can't rename them? Wild behavior. It's just
another like YouTube grifter trying to fight for relevance dude. That's all that shit is.
All too common these days.
You saw that one very strange? Yeah, it's nuts dude. You could still use alarms by for loop instead
of manually setting all the zero with eight lines. Those were set to zero because it was
ending the alarms. By setting them to zero you're actually setting the alarm to off. You would
know that if you've ever used Game Maker. And that wasn't all of the alarms. It was some of them.
So there'd be no reason to set that to a for loop. Can't see your comment that he'd delete it. That'd
be even funnier. Are you deleting the comment? That would be even funnier. Let's see. One moment.
Yeah, I wrote this underneath this video. I said it's clear you've never used Game Maker before
based on your comments. Here's a quick rundown for you. A sprite spark is not a magic number.
It's a direct reference to an asset file called sprite spark. This is how Game Maker allows you
to link sprites and other assets. When you want to use a sprite sound or other object you call it
by name. The functions you called out are part type create are built in that allow you to define
a particle. The functions below this directly reference different aspects of this particle
effect. These cannot be modified but they can be wrapped but this wouldn't be efficient. Having
them exposed as normal allows you to modify existing particles dynamically meaning in runtime
while the effect is running. Changing this just creates layers of obfuscation with that improving
usability or performance. Alarms are internal to individual objects and only reference that
same object that they're inside of. When you see alarm zero it's hitting the alarm zero on the
left side of the object there. We cannot rename these as they are tired. I try to put tied
to the object they are placed in cool typo. Setting an alarm zero causes that alarm to stop.
Think of this as a timing or delay function. Data types are not defined in Game Maker. You
cannot define a Boolean. You can use zero one or true false it will. It doesn't do anything.
None of this matters in this language. The array of the safe files to create a workable structure
for reverse engineer engineers trying to solve the ARG behind the game. It also saves this out
in the exact same order in the safe file. You can read about the ARG here. It's just a bunch of
disingenuous arguments put up in bad faith trying to make me look like a bad programmer.
And in reality this guy has never used the engine that I'm working and never used the
language that I'm working with and all of his points are moot as a result. You know, basic internet
bullshit.
You see that nuclear engineer that reacts to some of Nao Red's videos? I've seen some of his stuff.
I really don't like react content generally. So when I see react content, I just kind of just
swipe away to be honest with you.
I really don't like that every zone needs like a different location to what the hell?
To do this.
Every zone needs like a different location for me to be able to scan from. I kind of just
want to have like a general height to scan from. It's super weird.
Go this way.
No one can find because nobody because all the comments are sort of by top voted.
Here's only at 16 likes versus the next comment under yours had a couple thousand, which is
shitty. Oh yeah. But like I get it. It's really easy to hate on me right now. It's really easy
to like make content trying to shit on big old pirate software. But this guy's just wrong.
He's never worked in this language. He's never worked with this engine.
So like whatever, I guess.
Whoop.
Less than a thousand viewers. We have another 4,000 over on Twitch button.
YouTube, we never have a lot of people, which is where the majority of the community is.
And one hour into the stream that's pretty normal, usually by five or six hours, well,
five to eight thousand. But you know, you didn't know that because you've never actually been
here before. And now you never will. On those 17, go to 18 hell. Yeah. Chat hoppers, man.
Too damn many of them.
You're on YouTube? Yep. I stream on YouTube and Twitch at the same time. So
YouTube, we've got five hundred and fifty eight people to which we have a 3,425. Pretty normal for
this time of day. A couple more hours into the stream. It just kind of creeps up over time.
What's a chat hopper? Somebody who's never been in a community before and jumps over there just
to hate, gets banned, you know. It's about it.
Soaf. There. One sec.
There we go. Oh, yeah, no, it just doesn't make any sense.
Putting Jesus for at least a 15 minute video reviewing you. Do you see it by any
chance? Yeah, and I wrote a gigantic comment on it. We actually just went over it.
Cutting Jesus obviously has never worked in GameMaker Studio or with GameMaker language,
and he made a bunch of wild assumptions about the language and things that should be changed
or shouldn't be changed. It's very clear he doesn't know what he's talking about.
So I put a large comment underneath this, but it got buried in the myriad of other comments
that you can see here. So if you want to screenshot that, you can go and read it yourself. We just
went over it on stream. I don't want to do this all stream, to be honest with you. But yeah,
he's obviously never worked in this language ever. So even down to like weird stuff, like
wire alarms named this way with magic numbers. They're not. They cannot be changed. The engine
won't allow you to. Yeah, very cool.
What's the language you said? GML. It's called GameMaker language. It is built in for GameMaker.
GameMaker does not allow you to use other languages. So as a result of this, he doesn't
know what he's talking about. And he's bitching about shit that is not changeable inside of GameMaker.
Yeah, which, you know, I would expect a little bit better from someone named coding Jesus.
But I've got the ego, right? Very cool.
Is he a web dev or something? I have no idea, but he clearly doesn't know this language.
Why are you scanning all the zones? Gives me 100 eXv each time and it unlocks it for the entire week.
You max level yet? Nope.
Once you get 175, it slows down like crazy, dude. I'm at 186.
As someone who professionally codes, you can't code review a language you've never used.
It's not possible. Bingo. Yep.
It's Michigan doing good. She is on chemotherapy.
And we're waiting to see the results of it. I hope she goes. I hope she does very well on it.
So yeah, she's on oral chemo.
You can review languages. Many concepts are transferable.
Concepts can be transferable, but specifics are not. And that's the problem.
This person called out a bunch of specifics as they would in another language that are not
correct in this language. So no, you cannot code review correctly in a language you don't know.
Do you think the heavy armor is worth it? Yes.
This is a mathematical leader's phenomenon.
Would you like to see why?
Let me grab this.
I created a calculator that shows you how all the combat system in the video game works.
Then, uh, could use a for loop to initialize the raised default values and structs to map
the values in an abstraction for save load states that wouldn't change the functionality in any
possible way. A for loop to do that does nothing because a lot of those default values are not
set to zero. They're set to unique identifiers based on what it is that we're trying to do in
the video game. If you go down that list, the for loop is not really relevant for that,
nor would it make it any faster in any possible way.
Anyway, this is a calculator. Is this public? No, it's made it.
Four plus plus again, patch dev. It's still it's still executing every single one of those
changes. That's not going to make it faster. Like, we have to manually change a number of those
to specific values so that different components of the video game can work correctly. Why would
you think that that's a good idea? Then we'd be creating a map to feed into an array at that point.
How could that possibly be faster? It's all done in one frame anyway. Like,
it's looking for double work. Oh, yeah, so this this calculator allows us to do this.
And this is the best possible armor in the game. And it is heavy armor that allows you to do this.
It'll show you the amount of incoming damage and the total damage taken for this and the
different types of damage taken based on the typing of those damages. So if we change this to a 100
armor, you can see how those would all change and change it back to 525. You can see that the
damage coefficient in the game works is quite funny. We'll go grab this right here. It's actually
the total amount of armor divided by the total amount of armor plus 500. The reason why this is
hilarious is because it's the total amount of armor divided by the total amount of armor plus
200 is block game's formula and has been for three years. To be fair, you haven't seen the array,
but it was the one solution you thought of off the top of your head.
Wanna slap you?
How do you fix something you haven't seen before? Stop it.
Literally part of the problem.
Oh, damn dude.
You may excel Doc for collecting TBR and Delta View for KSB. Nice.
Yeah, that emote is really adorable.
He didn't delete your comment. They shadow banned you so we can't find it. Can you guys not see the
comment? Really? That's even funnier. You can see the comments. Some people can't see it.
Some people can't see it. It's not going to be up at the top. You're going to have to search for
it because it only has 16 likes.
And I can't give you a direct link to it. You can you can shadow ban people. Yeah.
When you ban somebody on YouTube, it does like weird sneaky bullshit. It's called hiding them
from the channel, which we don't really know what that does.
So it'd be surprised.
So by newest and it's around five hours ago. Okay.
Either way, video's dumb. Dude probably should have reached out instead of talking shit.
Or I don't know, read the public docs for Game Maker.
Wild dude. Was it the CG dude? Yeah. Like I said, you're going to see a whole lot of people on
YouTube trying to pick at me like piranhas to get their 15 minutes of fame. Yep.
Do you make a link to it? You have to click on the little six hours edited.
Aha.
Let's see. Six hours ago.
No, that just gives me a link to the it just refreshes the page when I do that, man.
So that doesn't seem to do it. Oh, do I have to right click on this and then copy link address
and then do that.
Is that what does this? Ah, it does highlight a comment. There we go. Boop.
There's my comment on it.
Enjoy. And I also have a whole argument with a whole bunch of people in the replies in there
so they can see what's going on with it. I talked to them through the entire thing of why I did
that all in an array because that is not normal practice to do that. And it's specifically so
that you guys can reverse engineer the game and solve the ARG. Sometimes doing bad practice
has meaning, which is why I did it in that case so that you guys could do those ARG components.
And I've been saying that for years. The ARG solving community around the game knows this.
That's why it's done. So it's not a gotcha. It's just stupid.
Yep. So anyway, enjoy.
When in the world do you sleep? I haven't slept since 9am yesterday.
I've been working on Heartbound all day.
If it's the armor bug yet, nope. Chat told me immediately you can't stop me.
How's Heartbound coming along? Good. I was working on Fern's dialogue for the upcoming patch.
Oh, like a glove. I have no idea how I didn't hit that wall.
What armor bug? I have to log out naked so that my gear applies its stat bonuses.
The bug is still in the game. Yes, they were unable to reproduce it.
I have not seen a sky elude yet.
I've seen many shy eludes. Meaning that they don't show up in the desert.
Yeah. Yeah, the ships. The ships are wiggly, man.
Oh, god damn it.
Where's the, like, spot then? Is it over there?
I guess it was that.
The collision in this game looks so fragile. It's a mess, dude.
Thanks, just another. It's very nice here.
Okay, that one's good now.
All right, this one is broken. Throw that away.
How many hours do you have on doing right now? Like 300?
Mind the ore? No, that's copper. I don't need that shit.
All right.
What happened to you? Feed the mods, bread. You don't want to find out.
If you feed the mods toast, that's bread with extra steps, so no.
Okay.
Would have bled his bread is gluten free doesn't change
Give the 10 gifted subs. That's very nice here. So they can lie in here
Gotta wait
Be the mods grags. I mean, that's got bread in it. You can't allow that
That zone is done
Is a tortilla bread maybe
Oh
That's the one that falls in a way where you can't get the tiny door, isn't it? Yep, it is always lands in the same damn spot
Is bread at Wellington yes
It is
Is Homer Simpson a bread
I'm gonna go out of lemon say yeah, yeah
Yeah, not only do I not know who that is but based on the name alone alone. I don't give a shit
Wild dude
You could literally take any channel name and be like did you see the video by and the answer will be I don't care like that's
It literally doesn't matter
Technically humans are straws. They're kind of like a toroidal Wellington
You
Can you feed the ferrets chicken pieces sometimes they're like a boiled chicken
I
See LTT's video on open-source self-driving that I have not seen but that sounds kind of cool
But also I would require a whole bunch of cameras in the car
It would work
It ferrets have steak
I wouldn't really give him beef. They don't really like beef at least on the ones we have to
It's better to have them have raw food at that point anyway
It's one self-contained unit how does that work with no sensors
It's interesting I'd kind of want to know
You
See Maya's weather channel interview no, I didn't but I put an announcement to the discord of people want to support her
I
Would you write a blind horse I mean
At that point you're directing the horse because you can put blinders on it, you know
What is this?
Oh
Is he talking yeah
Crotus is talking about our friendship dynamics
Very funny
Was with all the hate
The piranha have smelled blood and they want to get a lot of views at it and since there's a lot of people that are
Really mad at me. They're getting those views
Those could those views could be one of you if you so desire
And they will make up more and more insane accusations until they run out of them
And then they'll comment on something else, you know slop to open the normal shit
Yeah, I just click on not interested on every channel that does it when will heartbound be finished though when it's done I
I updated every month and I work on it every day. I was working on it earlier today, which is why I haven't slept since 9 a.m. Yesterday
And after the stream I'll go to bed and I'll wake up and start working on it again because tomorrow I don't stream
It's chapter 3 the final chapter chapter 4 is the final chapter chapter 4 is Yotunheim
Which is the one that comes after this?
And it has two polarities it has hot and cold
Benning on the actions that he performed, which is why you see it sometimes his ice
Which is niffleheim and sometimes his fire, which is Muspelheim
Depending on what you've done in the game
And it already does this
What happened act 5 act 5 is a culmination of all of the cat of all other acts
This dude's a nerd. Yes. Glad you could figure that out now
This is game worth buying do you need friends you can play the entire game solo all the way up to the deep desert
I don't think the deep desert is very good, but that's a hundred hours in
You
Mmm
You love the deep desert the way that it is to be honest the deep desert as it stands is an idle game
Once I scan all of this out, which isn't really even necessary
I can literally just go to one of the islands build a base around one of the nodes and log out and then log back in every
45 minutes get the loot and then log back out again and build all my t6 gear
It's not really much to do there
yeah
You
Expanding why you don't think it's good. I did for the whole first part of the stream
I think that they overshot on the amount of content they wanted to make pve available
And there's no reason to go in the pvp areas now as a result
How do players engage with the air g data is there a way to decompile one to one or is an array saved in the save file somehow you have me intrigued
There are a couple different ways that players have to do this on one of them
They have to find out a location in the game where they can stop it on a frame perfect
Um like frame perfect render
They pause the game at that location and they can move forward frame by frame to be able to get into one of the rooms
They do this during the air g if you I think there's an exclamation point air g command
Pretty sure
If you use that it'll take you to the page for it and then the other couple of them is that you have to actually
We got away this gigantic storm
You actually have to modify the save file
Which is human readable because it's in one gigantic array in an exact same format
And I have shown the players this array many many many times over the years to help them along that path and encourage the community to keep digging
Yep
Just because people can doesn't mean people are playing that way are you talking about with the deep desert
Building around the nodes
We've seen that on every server in the game
What are you talking about?
With only 26% of the user base actually reaching the deep desert we're already seeing this behavior on our servers and others
boo
Has the heartbound air g been fully solved
Um, it has been solved up into the point where I have not updated the next piece
I am planning on updating the next piece
I was building an air g for off brand at the time that I was working there
So I worked on that over the last month and a half
And since that's not going to go live now. I'm just going to roll a bunch of those methods into my own shit
So the harp and air g is going to be updated as a result of that eventually
Which keeping you on dune I want to scan all of these nodes and my hope is that eventually
It is in a more fun state than it is today
I
Make it into a tiered air g yeah, the secret project was another air g it was yes
That no longer exists
F
I picked that map norms
You
It is 81 grid squares
You want to make your own air g sometime? It's not as hard as you think it's quite fun
I could recommend a book for you if you like
Does a fog of work come back after the coriolis yes, and you get 8100 experience for doing this
Aha
But uh
This book called code by charl Charles petzold is the best book I have found for working on air g's
It is the hidden language of computer hardware and software
Super useful for hiding things with different methods
Love it
Always gives me inspiration for something new when working on air g shit
You have that book it's a good book
That's the book I returned to whenever I can't figure out another method for my air ging
And then I combined some weird shit to build something new
Thank you for those gifted subs by the way, it's very very nice of you
Have you ever had stargazy pine nope looks horrifying
How do you feel about cryptography?
So cryptography is a a fun toy in terms of building cryptographic puzzles love it cryptography outside of that not my cup of tea
So
Yeah, so yegerman 1 here's the problem
You couldn't possibly know that because if they built over the nodes you wouldn't see them because they're inside of their buildings
I
Kind of difficult for that bud
There's cryptography and then there's what's the thing you employ for your passwords you're talking about stegenography
You can scan for them if you put stuff on top of them. They don't spawn until you remove the thing
Go park a buggy on top of a node after you mind it leave it there. It won't respond until you move the buggy
Blaze has been doing on that all over the place. They've been doing it on our servers too. We've been seeing it
Whoop
We'll sand worms gonna get come and get you while you're landed. No, not really
Let me grab this I'm gonna call kronos
Call him because he's a nerd
Is he gonna answer
Let's see if he answers I want to make fun of him. He doesn't oh, he didn't answer
What is I bet he's ranting or some shit we could look
Oh, I don't think it just happened
Okay, what what exciting thing happened kronos
You talk to me through stream
Yeah, they did they did post a big asky penis in my channel across to my chat and we got our first asky penis in chat
You got your first asky penis in twitch. It was the same guy. Wow
Wow
They didn't even get through I'm impressed. I'm really impressed. Congratulations. Wait, did you just knock it out a moment? That's a streamer
Yeah, yeah, I also got all the bodies. Okay. Got all the money. All right
I was gonna say ours got auto modded. So I was hoping yours would get auto modded seeing as you're the lead moderator that would be difficult
For you. I just I just moderate the substance lead. Oh, you just moderate the substance lead not a lead moderate lead moderator
That's that's only what I'm on shift. Yeah, got it. Yeah
Congratulations on your first asky dick
Proud of you. I appreciate it. That's like a christening, you know, it's like when you hit the ship with the the bottle of champagne, right?
Your stream is real. They're like name the channel. Yeah, congratulations
The deep desert is boring. This was one month. Uh, yes. I yeah, the deep desert is
Yeah
I don't I don't I don't know because like they've increased the resource density of tier six into the deep desert
And they've also added the unique blueprints into the desert into the pve part of deep desert as well
Like there is now no point. There's now literally no point going into the pve
Yeah
And I I would say
through the patch requests like
At this point i'd like them to just basically decide whether or not they want this to be a pve
Deep desert or pvp deep desert because i'm getting real mixed signals
I just don't understand why they took their entire core philosophy for the game and threw it away like under a month later
They're like it needs to be like conflict and conflict drivers and all this kind of stuff and and like attrition of gear and then they were like
But what if none of that?
Yeah, alternatively none of it. Yeah
Yeah, what what have we just got rid of everything that we said it was going to be within a month
I mean, yeah, the thing that we did is it's so compelling for me was about that. It was like, you know, dark dark zone style
I mean, what's gonna happen when we reach full loop pvp on a lance red vote
Like is that I mean, so
It's been a month. Is that even a thing? It won't even matter. I mean, they said it was during the interview
But we've never seen it pop up in the lance red and then when it does
It doesn't matter anyway, because no one's in the pvp zone
We've had a repeat of every single other lance red dick career. I believe
Yeah, maybe they never added it
Yeah, we're we're back to there's only seems to be like six or seven different options because we're back to they have the option of
Yeah, we've got the option of vehicle import rights armor import right to honor the fallen so the three that haven't been picked yet
You know what I find
You know what I find fascinating in all of this
Did you know only 26% of the player base has even reached the deep desert as per steam achievements really
Yep
Steam achievements show that only 26% of the player base has made it to the deep desert
Because you get an achievement when you went to the deep desert and there's no way to get that like offline
Yep
To that's neat
So all of this change on a fourth of the player base
Yeah, local minority I think of them. Yeah, that's what it feels like to me
I've not heard about there being a full loopy on any of the other servers. I'm not sure that the lance red is
Yeah, they said it was they said they were gonna do that, but maybe they just never did you know, yeah
I
Know
At this point, I'm basically scanning the deep desert out each week and then deciding how much I actually want to engage based on the design of the deep
desert and
Have a weird position to be in
I am I just scan I scan all the zones and then I leave for the week
Yeah, because I don't need any more intel. I'm done
I
Think I'm
Like 57 intel off because I've not really like focused on doing a lot like the labs and stuff for intel. Hmm. I just know it happened eventually
Yeah, I've been focused on the labs for until every week up until now and then like I capped
Yeah, like I unlocked every single pattern in the game and then it was like hey, you can't get any more intel and I'm like
Oh
Allow you to bank intel for the future. Yeah, you can't you can't overcap
I guess I let them control when they do a how quickly people can get hold of the in the new content
So terare said that that change was done to the deep desert when there was only 15 percent of players that had the achievement not 26 percent
It was a one. Yeah, it was a one big game of broken phone
Of one player complaining about his bad experience in 10 people that had zero clue repeating whatever he said
Oh, so the internet got it
Great
Um, just to be clear to chat there is no there's absolutely no plans to shut down the trial of service. They're up for at least another
79 days
Though like at the very the very least you've got the rest of the three months
We will sit we will keep them going even beyond that because I think that it's important that we keep the service up
Yeah, there's those I've been if the game is cooked in six months or a year's time
We would obviously communicate with the community
Yeah, there'd be no there'd be no bullshit there
I mean even then what we would likely do is we were probably dropped to having five
See just people who wanted to play and then allow allow the server to be used for other games
And we'd like run maybe community games off of that server
Yeah, some like the game of the month for example, which we've talked about doing before just about the service setup time
But uh, I've been talking to naturada about that so we may have like a community game of the month at some point
Are you a
Does that mean that fun come got one good?
Yeah, that's that's actually
Does that mean that fun come and all of dune awakening got one guy is that
the steam reviews
I think what the most helpful for them
I think it felt like a like a very big rush of people in the deep desert and having problems
But I think realistically
The issue was more around moderation in their own terms of service because the biggest problems were like the big gang groups being hella toxic in the deep desert
You know, it's it's all of that like
Yeah, you can't tell with it which in terms of service cover you wouldn't have had the same problems
Yeah, I mean like toxicity like that even happened in our own servers and we had to take matters in our hands which sucked
Yeah, we had people that were going around and like spamming
Like racial slurs and shit over voice and pvp so we deleted their characters and
Yeah
Because there's no banning tools in the game the devs have not added that to the servers you can't ban someone
As the server owners so we just deleted their characters out of the database
They're like all right you lose all your progress good luck doing that now
Yeah
Insane shit dude
Division two is doing maintenance
I've heard reports that people who aren't engaging in pvp on the official servers are instead like hanging around the new b-ship wrecks
in a haga basin and just slaughtering new players
I saw that was reported a couple of times yesterday that it's taking place on the officials
Why am I not surprised?
I mean here's the problem when you take away all of the content that's available that causes friction and allows people to slowly gain power
They take all of their super endgame gear and they prey on new players
We saw the exact same behavior in block game. You see the exact same player behavior in world of warcraft
See the exact same behavior any time that you allow pvp and a
Even so it became a surprisingly banned by the devs. Yeah, yeah, it became literally banable offense
If the behavior that you're doing would get you banned and eve online you need to read like take another look at your life
like that's insane
exactly like
That is a banable thing at eve online like holy shit
You mean catalyst ganking new players isn't a uh a bad way or sorry isn't a good way of retaining players
Yeah, yeah, who who could have known
One could get banned eve online. Yeah, if you go to the starting new player zone like the very first systems
They pop it and you gank new players ccp will ban you from eve online. It is a banable offense to gank newbies
And that's the thing is like you take eve the most toxic game ever created and it's banable there
Somehow it's okay here
Oh
I like how we as server owners have the ability to turn harga basin into full pvp, but not our own deep desert as well
Like i just i can just flip the switch and we can turn harga basin to full pvp
Flip it
Flip the switch or no balls
On our server
Hell yeah
The best of it is i've acted so everyone's houses so i'm just gonna walk in and just like leave stuff on the floor and be like
Ah pvp like pvp
I'll put donkey statues all over everyone's houses
Yeah, i've amassed enough materials to like have my base running like basically indefinitely, right
Yep, so my plan now is to kind of like
Take a step away from this wait for them to figure out whatever the hell they're doing and then
Like play it when it's in a better state and just sign in like maybe once a week
Upkeep all my shit and then sign out
I basically like log in
Power up all the bet all the bases i'm running go to uh go and pay taxes
That kind of thing yep, i'll probably keep i'll probably still
I'll probably check in the game for next like week or so once a week or so but uh
Minimize
I mean, so there's just no new stuff to do everything i've done has already been done
It's i'll maintain i will probably log in and help a few other people because Vicki and Greg was still playing so
Man, you'd really hate rust with how y'all are talking about griefers and races
I mean dude if somebody runs up to you and just just like screaming racial slurs at you in a video game like yeah, i'm just gonna ban him
If if we were on a roster
Those people are getting nuked from orbit
Griefing people whatever running for shit like go after my guess
But like if you're griefing a newbie like come on
Anything outside of like a tack like you're in super endgame gear and you're one shot at a newbie
You're just being a piece of shit
But like going after people up in the deep desert because they're in the pvp zone. That's not grief
It's pvp god damn it
I
Feel like i've made a mistake in a twitch chat
This is my night bot the ability
I gave my night bot the command at smation point spooter to get the chat spooter
And uh now people will take it from my chat and copy it across to your chat. It makes me laugh
God damn it. That's why it's the command and then I see them post it in your chat
That's the reason they're spiders again. I see
That's why the spoon is around false today. Nice
My god damn chat is australia now
It's just really funny because I see someone run the command that I see appear in your chat
I'm like oh, I know where I came from
Great. Yep. Yep
We've got australia. It's just hunts huntsmen's all the way down
You know though, the huntsmen is not scary. Well, it's scary, but it's not gonna hurt you
so
That's fine
Huntsmen's are super harmless. They're just big
Unless you read it don't don't eat it then
I
How far through the other scanning are you?
I don't know
I go to an area. I click the button. It tells me I need one more meter of elevation
Fire the pod
I burn in the sun because my helmet gives me reverse benefit
I wait for my ship to stop dancing on the sands. I get back in the ship. I do it again
What's going on in my screen? It's like yeah, it's exactly the same
I now if I'm one meter away
I can't jump on top of my own thought because it doesn't it kind of falls through but then starts rocketing me around every single
Like the face of the ship and it summons the worm
I just I just rapidly started vibrating
I've got the first four bands done
I've done
Oh, I feel it's not done. They echo the line from I all the way down to
And then we're doing B and C now. They were dicks lines in
Very cool. Then I'll do the A band last
Yeah, huntsmen is a protect you want a huntsman in your house. They look spooky a ship but they pay rent
I will unban you
I don't want to talk about that anymore
It's
Auto band in the chat
No chat the softer of the rocks has gone. Yeah, no, it's dead now. I got disintegrated
Still don't want them near you. Well, don't live in Australia then because that's where they are
I
Let's see
Oh
Death cat murder guy. They got a guilty verdict in Australia. No, I didn't know anything about that shit
Use death caps to murder people
Look run us the worm all one of them in the deep desert
One big desert worm there it goes
Because all of them live in haga basin
Was really weird
Is this still really the center of e-band to do pvp? Yes
or if you find a
You find an area of the
Like be banned that has a has one of the pvp areas in you can in a mark six thought to fly from that pvp area and pvp in the a zone
You're shitting me. Oh, I did it. I showed it on stream yesterday. I was in the pvp area for like
The real four seconds in total, but you can pvp in the a zone. Yeah
Against players who aren't marked for pvp
I haven't tried against that, but like I would hope not and I would assume that I well, I don't know
I don't want to imagine they didn't think of that
I want to imagine a lot of things. I I don't I don't want to think about the alternative. Yeah, I don't want to imagine a lot of stuff
Go test it. That's not what i'm going to test on stream because if we confirm that that is the possibility
Immediately, it's going to be used to abuse the shit out of the game dude
I mean, we also couldn't test it properly today because the uh those pvp control modes won't be opened up
Especially because the lands around hasn't started
Aren't tested properly even if we wanted to
Can you ride sandworms like in the movies no
Because the uh from intermissing
You're told in the opening cinematic chat that the from and were eradicated
I wouldn't assume worth riding
I
I wonder if the reason that they they did this is because the pvp at endgame already wasn't very good
And it was mechanically mechanically not fun
I
Mean look it did it did because it has
I would describe pvp as basically being a chess game of using voice abilities on each other until one of you ends up
Behind the other and disables them and then use a sword master ability to like basically gank them
Yeah
Which is not good not ideal though
Oh
Shit
Worm the one worm
If you told the Fremen are eradicated in the very beginning of the game. Why do you work with a Fremen the entire time?
That's the only damn one you meet
The whole time even then we're told frequently they're not you know full Fremen and even then the statement is still correct
You're told in the setting video right the start that and you're just providing spoilers. So don't do it
Yep
You've had a country singer clonos. Yeah, that one got away a while ago
A country singer. Okay. I need this. I need to know I need to know the country singer clonos
I can't let all of you interact with each other you'll unlock memories
It's fine
We've already got we've already got a book club. It's not good
You
Don't have a book club
We do a book club
Yes, Rod tomato the thing you're out of I know
Club made out of books. Yeah, I have exactly
Hmm I'm don't eatin good tonight
Yeah, no Zantara if you're talking about that character they are not Fremen
And he tells you that in the beginning
You know what I never understand about this game watch this chronos you ready for this
And let me go to the stream. Yeah, okay, so so I walk and you see that amount of like wiggling right
Yes, if you crouch because you're sneaking
It does the same amount of wiggling and sometimes more
Oh, that's that's fine
Why
Oh
Now the um the UI graphic for like the worm sound doesn't go up and down based on dynamic factors
So if you do like soft step boots that decrease worm threat by 45 percent that wiggle doesn't change visually
I feel like at all times there needs to be some kind of setting where you can see all of these various
Hidden counters and hidden sums which are being done by the game so you can know exactly how much one for it you're generating anytime
Give the players that information
You mean through like a
Visual wiggle indicator that would dynamically change based on those factors
Yeah, yeah, just some kind of like stats toggle so you can stats for example your fuel consumption
There's fuel consumption power consumption like if you're running everything like a bit like EFT
Almost like where you can basically see your build and you can see all the outputs of what it is that you're doing
But chronos that would mean that all of our stats would actually be applying correctly
But then we would know
But they know
No, no, no, no
No, see here's the problem
Because even if you do that, even if you show the player that they're applying they don't apply
Like the sunstroke it applies in reverse when I log out with it on
So just be another UI feeding in a confirmation bias making you think it works
So rather than reading confirmation bias it should actually be testing or reading what the actual effect is like when the sun is reading
Your rate should be telling you what that rate actually is not what all the stats and bind all say that rate should be
Why would anyone ever do such a thing?
Why would you have a self testing system like that?
Yeah, why would you ever do that?
You have to use debug commands to find out what's really going on obvious
I would like to debug all of these
I would like to uninstall
I'd also like to complain that I left the unbanned requests you lovely and tidy yesterday at the end of stream and they're already
17 new requests
How many of them are telling you to kill yourself?
Uh, it's normally about one in ten
Well, that's not so bad actually. That's not bad at all
It's it's normally about 1% so it's about 10 times normal at the moment
It's probably a design decision to make items give me the negative of their bonus when I log out with them on
I'm gonna guarantee that's not a design decision. I'm gonna say go back to the drawing board on that one
Yeah
Yeah, so if I log out with this helmet on
And then I log back in I'm more susceptible to the sun instead of less as long as I'm wearing it
It's great
Fantastic helmet
It's a feature
Only one in 17
So actually I'm expecting the next three requests there to be at least one that says it
Mm-hmm one in 17 a bed. Yes. Community is healing. There's one that talks about
About get about, you know, whoever's reading the message to go and get some kind of insertion of a hand
from a person of
African descent. I think is how they describe it. Wow
But other than that everything's very tame and that it's definitely not tame. It's it's I mean
It's I mean really they've reported two of them. They've basically just revealed to you a very specific fetish is all I'm hearing
Very true. Yeah, you know like
They're just testing the waters to see if we're interested. That's what it is. Yeah
That really once you go deep desert, do you ever go back? Yeah, you could just leave
You
An osteoharmony is that's quite funny apparently
Magic the gathering of added a scalamancer and it's called an osteoharmanist
Okay, I like that. Does it have scallopathy?
I would imagine so
I
How long is the uh division two downtime guys
Today you will not leave the day down for the changing of the summer season
But that's today, isn't it?
I'm doing something I probably shouldn't do crunus
Okay, I'm gonna need more information because that's quite a broader
Are you landing on rock spies? Don't do it. I don't know we can check. Okay. Oh, no
Okay, okay
That's that's that's that's not even that bad that just if anything that means that I'm
I'm on average less gremlin the uh than before
You brought the average gremlin instead of the team up
It's just so she can see all the things that are caught by out of mud. She's not gonna ban anyone. Yes, it's fine
Don't be totally explicit. She wants no. Nope. Do not
Is she bads them for the right reasons?
Chronos
No, it's in the ferret stream being a shitter and ferret and uh, they're being a shitter in the ferret stream
Oh, that one's fun.
Yeah, that's what I mean
I went through the ferret on bans yesterday and some of those are just unhinged
Like they're even worse than the ones we get in your channel
Is it a big where people can act as you or is it a hack what?
It's unscramb unscramble whatever that was
It's a big it's a big it's a big
I
Think it means is it a bug or a hack when people are using your permissions
Is this a rerun actually it's live for everyone else, but for you, it's a rerun only for you. Yeah, it's like the Truman show. Yeah
Um, but it's confirmed about or a big that's that's an exploit
So it's on an external hack. It's someone utilizing a problem within the game that utilize your uh, like your inventory and assemble a bit
We'll try them
Do you like the one where they change their id to your id on the client? Yes, that's that's my favorite one
That means that you shouldn't let anyone get access to your uh, your thief
That means the the server has to be trusting client in some way for that to work by the way. Yeah
Yep, never trust the client
Never ever you saying it's client-side authoritative because that would have to be client-side
I got people in uh
In the new world about things being client-authoritative what they weren't if you are able to change your user id
client-side and the server accepts that to change the access you have to a thief
yes
Yes
If that is the way that that is working if
Yeah
Oh, we need a command for that something like your um
Your steam id dictates what your id within the game is and therefore by
By using what your profile name is you can find someone's long steam id and go from there. That could be it as well
Why no tds yet?
Because i'm making you deal with the Anticip
I
Wait for it, dairy
Everyone who got the how about your mother reference, it's very upset now
What was that? Sorry i lost my train of thought
Where did you leave it?
I don't know
There's something which i love trains
I forgot uh, I forgot to mind the gap it's in there somewhere
Survey already performed
Land Felix land do it
We were about to land on this on the on the sand bridge in the sand where i'm just past immediately
Immediately underneath where i was about to land
I
One moment
Whoop
It's a big spooky worm
You rocky horridos of course
Weather wings in motion looks so weird because of frame rates looks fine in game
One at zigzag along the line to scan two rows at once that's what i did for the first four rows
And now i'm just doing this row because the next one up above is pvp and i don't want to deal with it right now
Offers no significant reward to do that
Sacronos yes
Bitcraft
Yes, dark tide or division two
Oh
Division two nice nice good
Off the update i'm not flat. When was the update anyway? Is it running right now?
um
Not entirely certain
Division two bit tied in this run bit tide sounds pretty good
You just want no it though so you can kill me as a wizard or witch
Making pancakes bacon pancakes is that what you're gonna make
You know that one
Boys who
Have asked me several times when you're gonna be playing the uh the horse girl game other way
I wasn't planning on playing horse girl game
Because everyone is playing horse girl game. I wasn't planning on it
I feel like valley girl cronus might play a horse girl game to be honest that that might happen
I can't believe cronus is already turning into a hype beast streamer
It didn't take very long that it's chasing today's peak video game
I
Said really to watch look at him just devolve
Chat would never kill you at night, sir. Hmm. Yeah, this is the corruption happening to cronus real time
I
Is this show
Don't make me watch horse girl and therefore I think I now have to play horse girl to make the mod suffer
I could play horse girl as well
Which mod hates horse girl the most
Demna, so unfortunately not one of not one of our mods
I think so if you would probably enjoy seeing you play horse girl
Well, then I can't play it while so there's moderating
I think so if he's moderating right now, so I can't play it while so if he's modding that's not acceptable
I have to do it when so if he's asleep
And so it works I can't believe it. Yep. Yep
Have you ever uh waited to see quite how rough your wings get as they kind of degrade in the game
Yeah, I've seen that
Mostly because they repair everyone's wings and they bring them to me and it's usually ticks and I'm like Jesus Christ
It's full of holes
Mine have started growing holes in them and uh, I keep on making chat. I guess what percentage of wing integrity were at
Yeah, mine are getting a little like divots in them right now. It's great
White striking not only of my views not changed but we ban it in chat because of how insufferable that communities
I
Know your number 26
Are you doing doing good? Hope you're having a good day, too
The most of them saying 31 percent in my chat knowing that the last time we checked they were at 29 percent
I feel like uh, they're slightly off
Will there be a link to any ashes of creations guild you make I've been interested in the game when
August runs around or rolls around and we're getting ready for phase three. We're going to reactivate everything
If it makes sense
I don't know what their in game economy is going to look like that's what we're waiting for
We also do know that they've changed the cost and burden of making a guild. Well, they did last time so
Do we know how easy it will be for us to set up the same network of multiple guilds that we had which is equally annoying
Yeah, they um, they made it so that making large organizations was basically impossible
Which was like, okay, it's still what it's just gonna be a really annoying to do
Especially because now we're gonna want to have you know
Like industries will be segmented to various guilds who are sharing kind of crafting roots
You know who are using the same kind of material so we can make the the shared storage more efficient
To give you an example why our org quit last time
In the game is we took
450 hours to make 450 total man hours of processing refining and crafting to be able to make 50 suits of armor
They changed the in-game economy that made that 450 hours into 8,500 hours
And then rolled it back to 1900 hours to make the same sets of armor
Our players didn't want to do that
And if they don't change that in the in-game economy, we won't really have a reason to play
Like that's just way too much effort to make the same shit. Yeah, it's not it's not good
It's your favorite seasoning on salmon lemon lemon pepper. Yeah
It's a grind fest but the problem that I have with ashes of creations in game economy is there's no way to remove materials from the game
Once you have gear you have it forever
It's a lot of hours. Yes
Oh, by the way is Jake around
I had an interesting idea. We talked about the other day
No, it is a cute
Tuesday
Jake's gonna like this. It's gonna be neat. We have a cool. We have a cool thing for blood
Nice
I think it already works with the current system too. Yeah, jay's my stay up. It's a Tuesday
I
Times us your Jake is always in chat, but doesn't this run. I mean Jake is here
It's Jake sneaking around
Sneaking jane Wilson is logging
Jake you sneak it
I think it's just um takes the count logging
Shatterino open so that it keeps a full chat log of everything but a separate uh machines up doing it
This is very helpful for us from a moderation perspective because sometimes we just need to look up what somebody has said in chat
Or like what the segment around the message was so we extract 100 either side
I can see the concepts of when someone comes in and says something dumb
And then they're like I shouldn't be banned because I said that it was in context and then you look at the context and it wasn't in context
It was good to get exactly
Yeah
Exactly
Because twitch is uh for those of you who don't know how that works on twitch twitch will give a log of most of the messages
You've said but if it's been held by auto model or it's been restricted by twitch it actually will be deleted from the record
But sometimes you'll come across them with a ban there'll be no message in their bans because their message was deleted by twitch
Or it was auto modded and therefore we want to know what they said
I
Went out with 100 mods. I come back with 42
What's your run out of?
I just didn't want to go into the pvp zone. It's just not worth it
Yeah, it literally doesn't matter anymore
We just I just start in the top and because at the start of the weekend no one goes to the pvp area first
You can just do the whole area safely. Yeah, but it's like I'm not even gonna go there during the week
Anyway, because like I don't need to
They just go get all the materials that I need from the pve zone. So it's like why even take the risk. It doesn't even matter
Yeah, I'm not getting a significant like benefit from going there. There's no bonus. So yeah
I
Just started playing heldovers to and I love it. You're gonna play anymore soon. Yeah, I really like heldovers to a lot actually good game
I'm glad that uh
heldovers to's
devs pulled away from sony
their
dog shit business practices
I
Is there a pvp room? There's no point. I'm one of my gaming out of it. Nothing. There's no benefit. Yeah
Why would you take the risk without any reward there?
Yes
They've converted the game into a farming simulator
I get all the best gear and all the best blueprints and all the best materials out of the pve zone. What's the point?
What do you think they could do to fix the pvp pve interaction revert all of these changes
Well, they're not going to so
Oh, I should go make more fuel
You finish the new location for all the xbox players and holdovers to you. What do you mean new location for xbox players?
Did we have to unlock an area of the like the map?
So xbox players could play
Is that what it was?
No, that's actually seemed really cool if that's the way it worked. Did it work?
I can't imagine that they would have held it back from xbox players had the pc players not completed it
New recruitment center
New training grounds after mars got glass. That's actually sick. I like that good. No good on them
Very cool way of doing it. But again, I don't believe that they wouldn't have lodged it if it hadn't been achieved like they
They do a false kind of a way of doing it where if the community isn't pushing the objective slowly the community pushes the objective kind of a thing
Yeah, it starts tilting in your favor sort of a thing we saw it before
Yeah, it keeps the narrative moving, but it's still fun, you know
Good. Okay
What's up, how are you doing good? I need to go get some water though. I don't have any, so I'll be right back
Those chat stuck with me now
Ah
Stuck in here with me now pirate software chat
What
Seven
You
No one can save you from kronos al gaib
You
It points back to the origin of storms
We've nearly finished the scanning nearly done chair we've nearly scanned all 81 areas again and we've nearly gained one whole level
Sector weather alert alar sandstorm is approaching
Uh, yeah, I know where this guy worked
He probably knows too mr. Cherry
Why do you think do you think it's some big secret you'd be screwed the chorus? Thank you for community gets up. You're awesome
And I'm back
You
Boop
If you predict the black hole slash wormhole, it'll be hitting super earth about some time end of year
Or next year
Wait, so it's slowly moving towards super earth the black hole
I mean realistically it shouldn't be the way around the sloop super earth is slowly moving towards the black hole. I'm gonna guess
I
Democracy will push it back. I don't think democracy can move a black hole dude
I
You know, I'm a big I'm a big believer but at the same time like, you know, there's there's also laws of physics
and
Human uh, they don't really account for human intervention like that though those laws are clearly communist kronos. That's how it works
Yeah
Of course
40k those laws are heresy now. Yeah, it's same shit
Uh, yeah, there's there's enough wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff in uh 40k that those those laws of physics are highly suspect
Yeah, you can't have communism with our managed democracy here. All right
What happened to Bezos? He's horko. It's dry jeff
You
All right, I had synced up broader. They must be maybe mine's just ended
Bezos is a gold digger
Bezos is one of the richest men in the world
How could he be a gold digger?
He probably there's probably one of his companies that he's linked to which does dig gold
True. Yeah, that's factually true. Yeah, that makes sense. I believe that
No, I just said I don't know why I've noticed that twitch ads are being less profitable than normal
On a per user basis. I don't know why the same thing
I'm not sure though. That's something's spending a lot of time in dune
Which is a mature tied category
No, it's been like that on the ferret stream as well on a per viewer per ad basis
I think which is having probably with ad rev which is
Better brad revs. Yeah, like it's not that much better
Yeah, twitch is unironically having
Trouble with ad fill it seems
Well, it's the end of the first quarter. I think isn't it? Oh, no
Started on
the day twitchcon started
As odd as that is. Yeah, we saw the shift immediately next day
We're getting a bunch of poorly produced amazon ads. Maybe they are having problems with ad filled in
Alternatively, there's some kind of contract between amazon and twitch to show us a proportion of amazon ads
at a certain reduced rate because of the link between the companies
That should be it as well. What offsets some of twitch's cost to amazon on paper
Could be that would make more sense
There's an awful lot you can do with with linked companies and basically making deals back and forth like that
I suppose you save on costs at the head company
Do all the time in banking
You
Isn't that collusion what with itself
What
It's a parent company in an owned like child company. It would be collusion if it was like
You know amazon and microsoft eventually, but that's just yeah, that's just called efficiency of business
Yeah, it's vertical integration
You know you you supply paper to people and you buy your own
You buy your burn distribution trucks and you can actually send it to people
Is it expanding your supply chain?
Monopolistic almost maybe if you kind of squint hard
No
It's not a monopoly to sell your own company ads
It's just business, man
It's good business
Asana Ikea ad that offended me who would put a bed in the center of the room away from the walls me
What are you gonna do now?
Bed in the center of the room don't allow the bed to touch any walls
If you've got old brick building and it's skinned a certain way in the uk
That might actually be a thing because close to the wall you might get condensation that builds up and causes damp
Yeah, you don't want to eat damp bed
You don't want damp. No, all I soggy bed
Why are you mad that I put the bed away from the wall what your mom didn't like the noise? What's the problem?
I'm assuming the chat's mom didn't like the headrest hitting the wall. Yeah. Yeah, you figured out
Yeah, thanks for explaining the job kronos. Good job. You're right chat needs help. You know, you know, they wouldn't get that otherwise
Why are you like this?
I'm gonna make sure that your room has damp kronos
I'm I my Raji does have damp interestingly enough
I'm done with the damp last night to move a dehumidifier in there
You
In the uk recently, it's been very very hot and after it's been very very hot
We get storms now somebody was really smart
And when the storm was on definitely didn't forget to shut the window. They've been open for the air conditioning unit
Oh, you're very smart if you made a fire or the carpet
Sounds like you're really smart. You've been doing smart guys. I was like, why why is the floor damp by the window?
Mmm
Smart kronos. Yes
Uh, yeah drops alive for another
three
Four hours and 15 minutes
Very smart
I just got unlucky with the duration of the rain coming in through the window. Yeah, yeah, I know
That sucks very smart. See here in Washington it rains 75% of the year
What the fuck?
Yeah, and uh, that's just how it is
So I just don't ever have the windows open the windows are for looking through not for opening
Doesn't it feel weird to get more rain than the uk?
Feels better feels like you're in second place
I I'm fine without all of this rain
People already joked about the uk's right now, but you're telling me that like that Washington is that much worse. I'm horrified
Chat you want to know what it is that he's saying right now
I
Guess why is where it doesn't make sense
I'll find it
It's what it is when you call it Y state WA state you mean wet our state, right? That's what that means
Definitely
Okay, that makes sense. Yeah, another Washington w did
And it'd be really cool if I could aim this laser any amount downwards
Didn't they just change this to make it easier to aim
What is this exact
Yeah, um, I did see this the changes to twitch's staff. Um, I do find it weird
Switches allegedly struggled to find a replacement for Jeremy Forrester
Former VP of community products, so it's prompting Mikey minty who's Mike minten
I don't know. I called him Mikey minty, which is hilarious
uh vp of monetization to chief product officer. I thought he was
I don't think he was vp, was he
No, he was chief monetization officer. Okay. Not vp monetization. I was gonna say not only is he not Mikey minty
He's not the vp of monetization. He was Mike minten the chief monetization officer
To chief product officer a role that had been empty since tom verily left in 2023
I like mike minten mike minten doesn't suck
I am interested in seeing what he does. Yeah, the problem is though that like, you know how sometimes when there's a meme
It's just too good to not use it like Mikey minty's a really good meme. Is it though?
I don't know if he's aware of me. I think it would be funny. I have never heard another human being call him Mikey minty
Ever I think he would find a funny. He's got a good sense of humor. He does
He would probably laugh, but i'm like, what are you doing?
Good old Mikey minty, dude. I'm gonna call i'm gonna DM him and call him Mikey minty
Like how are you doing Mikey minty i'm gonna DM him right now
one sec
There
Are you doing Mikey minty
Oh
Yeah, Mike minten is a really good dude. Um, he actually cares a shitload about the platform
And he cares a shitload about trying to make
monetization transparent to streamers
And he's done a lot of good in that in that area and um, he listens to feedback quite a lot
We'll give him the feedback all the time. We've been doing it for years
He takes feedback very seriously and no matter who it's from which is what I like
Like there's a lot of people who will only listen to feedback if you're in a certain percentage of streamers
Vitamin will listen to you no matter what that's you're gonna have five viewers. He doesn't give a shit
You could have zero if you could just be a viewer and be talking about other parts of twitch that you've interacted with he will listen to you
The same as if you were, you know, thaws level basements level, etc, like
That's how many people you have watching you
Which I think is great. He's a good dude. I'm interested to see what he does as tells his new role chief product officer
The hell is he gonna be doing now
Who's stepping into the
It'll be about the whole product offering that twitch has and everything that it kind of does so it'll probably be quite a varied role
Yeah, but who's going to be stepping up a cmo then
Because like that was a
His view of product is basically
Becoming his own boss no way because monetization would normally answer into product. I would say
yeah, but
Someone's got to step into that role because if they're not in charge of just the monetization aspects of the platform then
We're going to continue not having good analytics for streamers
Yeah, well, I imagine that he will still be overseeing that department
There's someone who's already working for him in the monetization area will step up to basically be the manager of that a section
Yeah, it makes sense. I just worry about split splitting interest with new role
Yeah, but also I think mike's focus on the what twitch offers as a product. I think is quite promising
I agree with that. I agree with that
Twitch doesn't need to move forward in certain ways as to what office and what it does. Oh, you know, no stay the same forever
No twitch needs to get better stay the same
Become a fossil
Becoming a fossil is the only way to beat your competitors crunus
Okay, calm down vatican city become a fossil
Someone points out to me that the vatican city is the dead like the dead capital of an i like of an empire
The capital of a dead empire, but it's like a temple district
That's just there to like revere the history and to retain a secret language and rituals
Yeah, but guess what it's like a fantasy situation. It outlived rome
Exactly. Yeah, probably doing something right become a fossil works
Yeah, that's yeah, it's basically how the bank of england works
I
All the tts is going into a giant queue today
Nice, I haven't clicked the button once and it's been two and two hours and 49 minutes
All the cut the quest the cursed quest receivers going to be sitting there agitated
It's only fuels me
Gaining power
Is the member of chat who claimed the curse quest still here if you are
Beak up and show us how upset you are
I suppose the british museum, which is to steal a fossil they do steal a lot. They're good at it
We don't steal them. We're studying them and keeping them safe. Well, can I have them back?
No, that's
not yet
when
When we're finished looking at them and protecting them and preserving them for important
Historical natures. When are you finished?
Um when we're done
You'll you'll hear that sounds that sounds awkwardly like stolen
No, we'll call you. No, it's fine sounds like stolen sounds like stealing
No, it's just making sure that it is what it says it is
Do you say it is what you heard of me said it is what it is
stolen
You heard him
You know like how embarrassing would it be if we gave it back to you and you you found out that actually they were they were fake
How embarrassing would it be if you held on to it this long and you knew it was fake
Um, well, we we would tell you how embarrassed would you be if I ate the Mona Lisa right now?
Uh, I I think you wouldn't be I think do it you want
If you had asked the Mona Lisa, I can guarantee you wouldn't eat it
Oh, I would
You wouldn't you want a bet you if I had access to the Mona Lisa
I would a hundred percent eat the Mona Lisa
The only thing I get out of this bet is at some point in the future
And you'll be in the same room as the Mona Lisa and this will pop into your head and you'll be like fuck
No, no, no, if I ever have access to the Mona Lisa
I watched a video on this specific scenario
If I ever had access to the Mona Lisa at any time I would eat it that is the surefire way to become immortal
That's how it works. You'd be known as the guy who ate the Mona Lisa forever
That is you'd be in history books as the guy who ate the Mona Lisa
of a film board
Glass onion. It's a nice. I do it. I do it instantly. It's great
I don't even give a shit. Good. I'm I'm I'm here for it
And especially because it will be done as a dare on stream just randomly one day
If if I ever do for free you can hear me now
Never give me access to the Mona Lisa. I will eat it
Okay
The promise to all of chat. I don't believe that you will I will prove it. I will do it
Okay, okay, put me in the same room as it
We'll see we can get that one arranged. All right
You know in the Mona Lisa was last cleaned. I mean it's covered in soup obviously
People throw soup at the at the container around it at all times. Clearly some of that is seeped in somehow
I bet it tastes delicious. The pain from then was full of lead and asked to make another delightful chemical as a k-chat
That's not mighty relevant the fact that Thor's gonna eat the Mona Lisa
I don't need to survive the process. I just have to eat it
Different kind of immortality, right? Yeah, exactly
Oh, yeah, can you imagine the hate train if you ate the Mona Lisa like that would make that would make everything else look like nothing
Wait, that becomes my problem if you if you die to the Mona Lisa that hatred becomes my problem because of the paperwork. I would die laughing
I would also laugh while you died. Then then I'd be like, oh shit. Imagine the paperwork if I ate the Mona Lisa and died
Is anybody here the curator of a museum has access to the Mona Lisa just hypothetically
Don't worry. You can trust this
You
Yeah, we're very trustworthy here. I'm very trustworthy. You can tell by the way that I am
The most trustworthy also incredibly humble super the most humble in most humble. Yeah. Yeah people wish they were as humble as I am
Oh
They probably open you up to recover the Mona Lisa. It wouldn't change the fact that I ate it
You could get it all back out of me
But it wouldn't be the same you'd know imagine being the tech the tech whose job was to rebuild the Mona Lisa from your stomach assets
Also, I chew very well
I am extremely thorough
Is division two down right now
Uh, I believe so. I'm just gonna run the intel bases in the deep desert so I can
Do that and I will hopefully push me up to level one's 187 guys. Don't worry. I'll give the Mona Lisa back in 12 to 24 hours
Depends on how much fiber is I imagine there's quite a lot of fiber in the Mona Lisa because of you know the canvas
It's probably a lot of fiber
I mean, probably also it also could be con it might be
I would expand that from 12 to like 72 hours depending on how long it might take for them to do an autopsy and recovery
They'd have to catch me first
Yeah, but if you've just eaten a bunch of lead and arsenic paint
I'd take the time already finds you doubled over the toilets. It'll be like black garlic too
It takes time
I heard that um that china is making a flag out of basalt fibers
So that when they place it on the moon it will last for like a like a billion years
Okay, that's kind of you think that basalt fabric would have
Minecraft
I'm really glad that I gave him an answer that just broke his brain
What flavor is minecraft
It was like
Basalt flag in the moon
That makes sense
But I also want to know what a basalt flag would feel like because then I know what it tastes like as well
Minecraft
You can't you can't lick a minecraft not a whole minecraft. It's got different textures and layers. I bet you're good
I bet minecraft tastes different below why 12 level
It's probably true
What flavor is xb you know the answer to that
Down for three-hour maintenance. When does it come back up again hidden nazi
That'll likely be two more hours
Uh, I'd say an hour
I think it went down two hours ago my time chat is saying in 30 minutes or so give or take
12 30 is a meaningless number. It is 256 a.m. 30 EU time
It's yeah, so basically 35 minutes
I would probably leave it an hour just to make sure the serves are properly and stable before we try logging in just fine
Mm
What flavors do no 100% sand
Butterscotch flavor
It's not butterscotch. What color do you think the dunes are sand
in butterscotch color
Butterscotch butterscotch sand that is the most pale butterscotch i've ever seen in my life
It is it is very bad. This week is less butterscotch either than other weeks
This gap is probably like butterscotch. It's more like iron dust but fine. There's very little vermilion in this vermilius gap
Peanut brittle hmm peanut brittle. No, no, I'd be allergic
Awful. Oh, oh you're allergic to peanuts
Yeah, I know exactly what to get you for Christmas
Okay
I
Feel like that was a death threat on stream before. Oh, I don't think so
Another day of first day chat
First asupinos first death threat on stream. Is that how that is though?
Dear god
Chronos told his community earlier that our entire friendship is based on both of us riling each other up. He was not wrong
That is that is basically how that's worked for like six that's been a bit years. Yeah, yeah
It's just that it's it's very British. What does American tastes like ranch dressing otherwise known as cool american?
Yes, cool american flavor
That's algebra chat
If cool ranch equals cool american then american equals ranch flavor
Hmm delicious
Oh
Can you have peanut brittle without the peanut is that a thing because they're just brittle. Oh, yeah, does brittle exist
I yeah, I mean, it's called osteoporosis
You can't say that
Jesus christ and I'm the bad guy
I
Can't take this guy anyway
I'm not very chilly wrong. I hate it
Hmm, but you are correct
What is Italy then pizza
Italy is when you take a like a spaghetti and you snap it
I I have feelings about spaghetti as a pasta shape that aren't particularly positive and probably would get me
Build online, but I think that spaghetti is the worst of the pasta shapes
I think spaghetti needs to be broken to fit in the pan
I mean, I think you need to get me broken to fit in the pan. Wow
Can't believe it my own lead moderator wishing harm. I wouldn't need a whole forum one go
I don't think you could
I mean, yeah according to a bunch of various sources in the unban request. You are incredibly fat apparently. So, you know, dude fine
I know right
I think it's really funny like I started seeing all these dudes coming to be like you're fat fat ass fatty
And I was like I lost 80 pounds. I feel great
It's like I don't I don't really have any like body image problems and these are not evoking any
It's not like that nag is not working new material
Like maybe like six years ago when I was fat like but like that doesn't work now, man
Even then while big thorgas was uh, I wouldn't even say you were fat at that point. You were just overweight
No, I was fat. I was fat. I was 265 man
Dude when I lost the weight, I found out what pulled was like that you can't you can't say I wasn't fat. That's bullshit
That's bullshit. I was fat
Mm. I mean you were also in california, but most of that time as well like yeah, which made me even fatter by comparison
You ever been to california everywhere. They were skinny
I yeah, I mean I give them I assume that's because of the house prices. No one can afford food true
That's basically how I think that works, but yeah, yeah fair enough to 65 at eight at six foot two
I was fat. I was fatty and it was not muscle. It was chongy
it was
It was for witches. That's what it was. That was I was fat
But I'm not anymore. I got a photo of you eating a full witch by the way
Everyone has that photo
I'm done in 185 and I've been that way for like five six years
I gained 10 pounds in europe and then worked it all off again
So I got up to one
Stroup waffles. It was gregs and stroup waffle and that was it because that's all I ate when I was there
But uh, I actually worked all that weight back off. So back down to 185 again
No, I'm staying I locked way to twitch gone
Yeah, because you didn't eat anything you dumbass
I did eat and I said bullshit bullshit in proportion with each other. You didn't you didn't do either
I got on average three hours and 33 minutes of sleep a night
Did you get the three two one? Did you do the three two one rule?
uh
What were you?
bleep for three
Right for two and scream for one. Yes
Tronos doesn't take care of himself
Not while I went twitchcon. No, I think I take them care of myself the rest of time twitchcon is about making sure all the other streams are safe
Safe for what?
Well a lot of time it was making sure that Pete like people like kelly and stuff were walking back to the hotels at like 3-4 in the morning by themselves
True that is true. That was good. Yeah, cuz it's just you know cuz it's insane out there
I mean also I've got a cane like I come pre-equipped with a weapon like if anything ever when they were wrong eight is mad
Oh, no
Mirrors mirror coming mad. No
Mirators mad. There's a command in my chat to remind me to take care of myself when I'm back. Yeah, he doesn't listen to it
I sometimes do
Oh
Maybe if he added bread do his diet. He's be he'd be healthier. No, he wouldn't he'd be less healthy. I I get given plenty of bread at twitchcon
Half the problem, it's not okay
What is a Thor which sorry about it something far beyond your imagining it's too powerful
Which the war crime that's a Thor which okay, so a Thor which was me going to
How was it Albertsons and getting the entire?
Garlic butter loaf the kind that you put in the oven and you cook it but not cooking it and then
One pound of lettuce one pound of cheese one pound of turkey one pound of roast beef
And I eat one of those every day
Now understand something I
Was hopeless before I had the money to buy that so I just got fat
That's how that worked I got that real fast
That's amazing yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah
Well, I learned to cook but like kind of round that same time
Yeah, oh
Oh
Out of energy
Or what is happening
It's dead stuff everywhere like I just ran away
Oop still your friend
I got so fat after not being homeless anymore if you let yeah, I did the same thing. I just I ate just everything
I just ate everything
And then I was like maybe I'm gonna die this way so I stopped
Because I I spent time
Like for surfing basically not having somebody to call my own for like seven or eight months before I went off to university
There was at that point like that's what I got fat was often when I like had I was in student halls and I had like
time and money
So I was working the job and so yeah, it was yeah, that's what I got fat become fat
That's a that's a really weird statement, how old is that account?
That dude's account was made in 2018 report that one
Imagine doing that on main. What a crazy person Jesus. I had a bunch of those
It's always so weird to see him do it on their main account too. Yeah, we had a 2012 account yesterday. They got nuked
It's insane already on it. Thanks. Good job mods
Yeah, we can ask yeah people losing their minds to get in the van wagon. Yeah
Oh
We had a few deranged individuals yesterday, yeah, it's it's just insane people at this point
There are a few people who like
And I would be really clear that some people are like this says on the end like your chat
They really should have done they've like they've come into my chat to apologize
And they've been like you know what I said ABC. I should have done it
I didn't realize that was it and I would do again
I mean, there's there's a big difference between that and what this person just said
They said we're going to chain you up inside a shipping container and torture you relentlessly for months
There's no coming back from that. Yeah, that one doesn't get to come back from us
I would say for that one. Yeah, there's a little bit like that's a person who needs to be getting help like cuz that's
That's wild dude
We get quite a few which are like really graphic ways of being told to kill ourselves that I just don't share on stream or anything
because they're the ones that are
They're triggering for people. I even have a warning now that I've been in chat being like we're doing bitcraft and chilling and doing unbound requests
They are
They are they can be upsetting and therefore they do contain heavy topics, but also we have a bingo card if you want to join it
They're unbanned as well fantastic. Yeah, they're unbanned requests. He's not gonna be honored and
Hopefully twitch bans their account quickly
Cuz that's usually how that goes if you make a a threat of
Physical violence against a streamer or docks them or shit like that your account goes bye-bye for good, dude
Yep
You're gonna wait on these ads
Six ads goodbye. I pause for ads calm yourself. It's gonna be fine
It's these days
Account is already banned nice GG
It likely means we've got a twitch mods
Which moderation stuff on on site as it were salute twitch I
Will be honest which have been really good recently about dealing with those since we've been kind of coordinating well with
With be solid mothers like they've been really good on dealing with the terms of service breaches. Yeah, good job. I
Think also helps that we've we've adapted how we report our terms of service breach somewhat
So when we are like we were saying we call out exactly what the problem is in the the report when we do it rather than just saying
You know like this is obviously a problem
Say this specific thing. Yeah, hey this this acronym stands for kill, you know, blah blah blah
You know, I mean you point out that it's always get dealt with my I have a whole filter now
I've had set up on my email address that I use for twitch, which is a
Basically just to filtering out the we've we've reviewed your ban and taken action. We've reviewed your ban and taken action
Let's see good to see
Boop
Imagine losing a 2012 account
We've seen a lot of them do that man
What you'll get is you get a whole bunch of people to get wrapped up in the moment want to get into the performative action
Think what they're doing is like somehow righteous and they've become the hero of the story and then they do something really stupid
And they lose it, right?
That's it and they just keep doing this shit. Yeah, and they just keep getting banned and like
right
Maybe just don't be a dumbass like all you have to do is leave it alone, and you'll be fine
It's not that hard
I would say though in terms of unban numbers the unban requests this time have been lighter on the ground on the twitch side
Then they have been then they were during the wild drama
But YouTube's been a lot heavier. So it shows the kind of different focus of where this drama is coming from. Yeah, it's just
YouTube a drama is
Yeah, I mean on the first day the large I'm I did two thousand unban requests yesterday
The I mean that all of the really in the first day of it was only like three or four hundred
Yeah, it's very different terms of volume on twitch
Which is helpful. I think I picked up for two thousand unban's
I've acquired all of the neighbors
Taking home for a party it is gonna be called out. So, you know
The most absurd thing or a disturbing thing is that these old accounts are probably adults. Yeah
Because you have an account that's 13 years old and if they're you know following twitch terms of service that means they're at least 26
At the minimum
Yep, I
Mean I think the average age of those people let the average of the platform at the start was like in the early 20s
I'd likely you're gonna take 21 at 13 years. You're looking in people who are in the start of their 30s. Yep, which is wild
I've acquired all the neighbors. Yeah, I'm bringing him home for a sleepover
Have you seen my hotel room
Here let me check them all in
Oh
Now we have to tuck them into bed
Oh, we don't need to I guess they'll just stay over here for a while
Wait, you have to be 26 for now
No, I know this is gonna be difficult for you
But if a person made an account in 2012 that means it was 13 years ago
And you have to be 13 to have an account on twitch which means at the time they made that account
They would have needed to be 13 plus 13 more years would be 26
Yeah, I know this is hard for you as a denizen of the internet. No 13 plus 13 is 26
minus one of 25 quick maps
And the year 2000 was a quarter of a century ago
Enjoy your y2k
No, that can't be real everything else you've said is right
But they can't be that 25 years is quarter of a century heaven for bid. Yep
X is unhinged, yes
We're closer to 2050 than 2000 correct and that's the horrifying part
You believe your account is from 2015 your account is from December 9th 2017
You
Could just be a 13 year old getting dad's account, okay
Do it should have
Unlucky, I love all the like the mental gymnastics that need to be performed to find out that that unhinged idiot
They decided to come in here and make a threat somehow isn't an adult. Come on
I'm smart of a six-year-old. Yeah
Quite smart six-year-olds elder
Yeah, and hinged is unhinged
You did say some pretty insane shit as a teenager probably oh, yeah 100% who didn't
I think we all did it's called being a teenager
So I have the compact compactor mark 6 now by the way
Nice and it the durability on it loses very very fast by the way. What's the power consumption?
100 oh geez gather at his high
Mm-hmm extreme
Okay, and the highest medium. Yeah highest gather rate in the game
I've got the mark 5 which I'm very happy with the mark 6. I've not even found a blueprint for but interesting one
So I made the mark 6 to try and feel what it's like. It's like night and day to the mark 5
It's dramatically better than the mark 5 that being said
Because it uses a hundred power each time the durability on it rips
Really fast so I don't even know if it's worth it
At the end of the mark 5 I retake out a small field in like three
I can basically get the majority of it in three shots of the whole thing
I can get in like five I can get the whole thing with the mark 6. I also haven't got anything backed into
I'm packed a yield. So my yield circle is smaller. I don't even know if that increases the yield circle
Honestly, I don't even know if it does anything
Interesting
Wild
Yeah, I actually the problem with the the current state of the game is I don't even know what like skills work. Yeah
I
Stuff that we test we keep finding inconsistencies and functionality
Yeah, I completely agree. It makes it very challenging to know exactly where you stand at any given time with what you're actually interacting with
Yep
But the bug I've got today which I just now just like ricochet through my own a factor
That's a new one. I've not had to where my own factor is completely
possible terrain before
Wait, what what is it doing? Oh, yeah, if I if I go if I jump into my old up
I fall through it and then start ricocheting off every single surface
Oh, I had that happen earlier, and I was like what the hell is going on?
apparently a relog fixes it but like
How do you reload while that's happening
The five minute relog just to
Oh, yeah
I'm hoping at some point the switching the desert zone or something will make it better
Have you having a good day, I'm gonna have an all right one
Birmingham resources today. I was already farming some stuff, but I don't know
I scanned out all the shit that I need in the deep desert. I don't really need anything else, so
I'm kind of at that point in the game where it's like
Have everything is not really anything else to do and my hope was that we'd have like a conflict driven endgame
where we
Kind of degrade my stuff and I'd have to keep striving for new stuff and we could kind of play that
Yeah, sort of into the ground, but now there's I mean with uncapped lands rad turn ins this week
I guess
Because now you can go beyond the cap so you can get your 14,000 in every single one of them if you are able to
Oh, we have access to the lands red weapon vendor. Maybe that'll be worth it. Let me go take mine
We do I mean I've got the I went earlier
I got the unique drill shot the unique sniper and the unique rocket launcher all the tier six ones like the blueprints for them
But I guess it's kind of cool. Yeah, I mean that's the home in rocket launcher. They're on the locks on I believe which is neat
Did he finally just prove the guy who tell people his real work career?
My real work career is on LinkedIn
It's always been there here
You should look me up
It's like the real work career of SKG's original lawyer. I don't even know what that is
Yeah, yeah, you know my work career has been here the whole time here one sec
Yes, it's absurd. Yeah, it's literally listed on my LinkedIn and has been the whole time
I started off as a freelancer then I did QA QA automation
Worked on a bunch of different projects under platform services for QA
Then it was associate test engineer then an associate application security engineer
Then application security engineer where I was the lead of that team then a senior red team specialist
Then I was an automation engineer then a cybersecurity specialist
Which is a pen tester for the federal government and I was director of strategy for off-brand games
And I'm the chief executive officer of pirate software all of this has been listed on my LinkedIn forever
Yeah, I'm an offensive security specialist. I'm a hacker
What was I got talking about I don't know some stupid bullshit because he's looking for internet clout
Just like every other youtuber that's doing this all of this has been public forever dude
like this isn't like
It's just it's pointless pointless dumbasses on YouTube trying to get you to look at stuff because it gives them views and makes them money
like
This has always been public enjoy this
There is a lake go shit up the board with that guy
It's people are idiots at least back in the old day people would like research their bait beforehand to make it reasonably believable
Yeah, the problem is is these people are just shouting anything into the void and everyone just eats it up without looking
It's just dumb as hell
Useless influencers indeed
Making everyone around them actively dumber by process
Yeah, I'm dumb enough. Thank you already cheese. Oh this I won't fail. It's LinkedIn. It's not gonna fail
It's like Facebook for nerds that like are working jobs in the tech industry
It's just hyphen shit exactly but no all my work experience has been public forever
And it's the same shit that I've said on stream. It's even listed in my about section of the stream of this stream
Do you think hate forgetting is because youtubers are jealous of your popularity rise? No, no
I don't even think it was that I think it was because
SKG people really didn't like my take and because of that they started attacking me and people went blood the water
Let's make some videos
And because that's what drama YouTube does like
Yeah, you made that video in um January about anything for content. It's the same kind of principles behind that
Same shit. It's just some of the things that people are bringing up now. We're debunked in the anything for content video
It's the funniest part about it
It's the same tired old stories coming up again
It's honestly it's the same people as well going through the unbands
It's like most of them are just like they're what they are while references rehashed
There's so many of them. It's insane
Yeah, it's just the same shit
So yeah, if you're wondering about my work experience, it's always been public
I keep it meticulously documented on my LinkedIn because that's what lengthens are for
And it's listed all of the things that I worked on while I was there
Unbanning what is this?
You
Do you answer to lincoln head owners the emms no
I am quite happy with my job
I don't really give a shit about lincoln or or do anything with it. I just keep it public
How much to buy your heads though. That's what that's what they're really asking
What is this the you gaming committee are on your side by the way?
They've released a a statement calling apart skg
Long live logic and reason
Yeah, it's almost like they also work on the side of developers and understand the difficulties
Which is all I did
I don't think it's fair to tarnish everyone in skg
When people that are part of a political movement send SWAT teams to your house to get you murdered by police
You'll have a very different perspective with respect. I don't give a fuck. What do you think on that?
Small minorities well
I've gone through 2000 unbans from people in that community of
Screaming things at the void because they hate that somebody has a different opinion to them
So I didn't call it a small party anymore. It might be a minority, but it's not small
Thousands of people
Yeah, I'm more than happy to throw the baby out with the bathwater on that one
I don't give a fuck we ban it in chat. That's how it goes
You want to talk about it go somewhere else
Yeah, there were people coming into my chatstrine docs you yesterday and stuff like it's just
It's insane
Unfortunately for them. I've known where I lived first. They weren't even there before me
Exactly
I think they're just concerned that in your old age you might be forgetting where you live and you might you know
You might need some help. All right
Oh, I think I'm gonna go very all the slurry
Yeah a different opinion that they asked for no less exactly
They wanted me to review it. I reviewed it. I made two videos about it 10 months later. They complained
That's about it
Have fun
Oh
So old he's forgotten where he lives chat
The extremist minority already reflects the majority no, but I have a limit
You know what that limit is when my family and my life are in danger
So because of that you can take your community and you can shove it up your ass
Like that's that's how that goes
Like I don't I don't care. It's it's not that hard to understand
Take it somewhere else. I don't give a shit. This is not hard
All right, I'm gonna go over to harko village
The
Landsrud weapons vendor is when if you when you get into the village you basically stick left
You got up on the second level. Yeah. Yeah, and then it's the what it's the left
If you basically turn left as you enter the the room
It's the one the left. They don't have any kind of headings that show you which one is worse
Which is kind of weird this game is two players
No, no each haga basins like 40 and then the deep desert can be what 200 400
I don't remember a lot
Definitely not two players
Haga basin now supports 60 players really
You
If you're on a quiet public server can feel like two players interesting
Yeah, attacking someone's ideas is fine attacking the person is not
Which is why I apologize to ras scott
for being rude
What came after that is that community coming after me with everything they possibly could attacking our business attacking our sponsors attacking where I worked
Attacking me personally trying to get me harmed
And because of that for that reason I do not give a shit about that movement and I will not allow it to fester within our community
No matter how good intentioned it may seem on the surface
Yep
You
Could have been easily avoided and you're banned and you get to stay banned
I'm going to easily avoid you
Man imagine avoiding talking about the things that your community asks over and over again
Talk about which is what happened 10 months ago
Insane people did
Ever played in 1992 dune game now never have so have to go upwards
Where is that is it this way? Yeah, it is there
You like cookies, but you need to go into a diet stop eating cookies nerd self-control
Stop it
Okay, that's the vehicle guy
That's the tool one man to be really cool if I could tell what this vendor is before talking to them
That would be awesome
By the beneficence of the esteemed baron. There we go
Those who carried the lands ran favor met those shit. They have the dune watcher
in the ancient way
Yeah, I bought one of each
All right
So I'm gonna farm up more uh salari this week
I think it's my plan for those drops as well so you can get because they're done the bottom as well
You can also get all the regis stuff
So I can just buy a bunch of extra regis weapons for myself
So I'm not going to get the ambition which is the drill shot the drill shot is not good
Yeah, the drill shot is not good at all and the reason why is because
When you fire a gun, you know the flash your shield does the moment your shield flashes you are now vulnerable
When you are using a double shot drill shot
One
It says holds two slugs in each barrel to limit the downsides of these types of weapons. I bet you anything it's a charged one
I could find out if you want
I guarantee it's going to be charged because all the other ones are charged ones that do that
I think it's the exact same gun but with more stats
Ambition is the name of the guy, isn't it?
Because every other one of these that is a two shot drill shot where it it fires like in a burst of two a burst drill shot
It charges for a second than fires
Because the moment
First one says why you look at it what it says word for word
I've got it unlocked in because if you if you're using the other burst drill shots
What happens is the moment you start charging?
Before it shoots your shield flashes and you're vulnerable and I found that in pvp and it sucked and I was like oh
Yeah, that's not good. I'd rather have it insta fire because I'm actually outputting damage
While I'm vulnerable rather than charging up with the vulnerability window
Let a drill shot. I think just a shotgun
Is it just a shotgun?
Is this not a drill shot?
I'm going to go and make it
Varys, I'm going to need you to get on my own. I thought there was going to kick you out
You said it was a drill shot. It's not a drill shot. I don't think I don't think it's a drill shot
Hmm
It's got two shots in it like an extra diving into double double capacity drill shot. I'm going to go make it and uh let you know
I think just flying out of the hug of the uh deep doesn't I think this is just a shotgun
I think you were wrong. I don't think it's a drill shot at all
Yeah, I don't I don't think it's a diet. You called it a drill shot earlier. You said you got a drill shot
That's why I want to go. It's a slug so I imagine it
Not a slug. You don't think it does the drilling whatsoever
You think it just fires the slug without the drill bar. It says it says a unique shotgun with an ambitious design
It holds two slugs in each barrel. Let me see what the other ones say
That's interesting. I don't know all the scatter shots are in the shotgun category
So that's the difficult part. That is the difficult part. Let's go look
Like the drill shots are a scatter shot, which is
the original
Regis burst drill shot. Regis burst drill shot is a green item though. Not a purple. We're talking about uniques
No, the Regis burst is a perfect. Oh wait burst. Yeah burst one. Never mind. My bad. You're right burst one is the
burst is
So I guess that's not a drill shot that is a shotgun
Well, let me go. Let me go make it and I'll find out
I've got the resources for it
It's a shotgun with a drill shot picture
What's someone saying
The visual of the gun is a drill shot not a scatter shot. Yeah, so it's it's kind of mixed signals
Here we go. That's my base
I
Finally put a thruster on all of our carriers by the way, though they are now
They've increased ability to maneuver and operate
Yeah, I think that's just going to end up being a normal shotgun then
Let's go find out
Weapons fabricator scatter shot ambition. Yeah, because the the burst drill shot
I would never use because the experience I had in pvp
Yes, I agree. Yeah, the burst one is awful for pvp
Okay ambitions being made it's colder. We get the Regis weapons in this
Complete. Yeah, that's how I got them in the first week. I come from a tradies player
Okay ambition's been equipped
I
What does it do?
I find it animates if it drills through shields
Let's just not gonna
Is it a base building? Yes
Because I'm using the correct Viper
My weapon, yeah
But the ancient way is that the lock on one? I believe so
Here we go enemy base. Is it Regis triple shot? I don't know maybe
It is just a drill shot with four. Well, it's a I need to find out if it does the drilling part
But it is just a four-shot slug. There's no charge on it
Did you shoot through a shield with
Here's a guy you will have a shield
There's no charge up. It is a drill shot. Yes
It's just a four-shot drill shot. Yeah, and no charge up
Nothing at all. No
Reel, sir, my friend fewer. Yeah, let me see. Let me see what you're doing
Because that would be the only drill shot that is a burst that has no charge up. Let's see this
Hello fight just let's read
one two three
He doesn't have a shield. There's no shield. Give me a guy with shields. I need to find an enemy that will drill on, but yeah
Yeah, you got to find a shielded dude
I don't don't have any more than you left in here. I don't think that place has shielded dudes. Those are snipers
Snipers and rangers
Yeah, you got to find a ground dude
Yeah
Opening down below you
We're all watching your stream right now
Oh, amazing
I'll make streaming fun like crash. There's no enemies down here
Right. Oh
Find something down here. There's usually at least a dude
Is it a base building? I already told you yes
Oh
Here we go. Oh, no
You are both rangers
That is unhelpful
Wait, she'll guy on the left. I see your ads and progress is me. You're goblin
Okay, there he is. Let's see
Oh
Shoot him. Shoot him. Why is it reload resting?
Ah, now you found out about the relos
Okay, so it is a drill
It's a drill shot with no
Wait time
But it's not shooting first
Yeah, dude's invincible
Yeah, you got the invincible enemy bug. Enjoy that
He's not not that invincible
Oh, wow. All right
That's very funny
I've gotten that before and I couldn't kill him. So I just left
He coming back to ashes august
Game news to have some work done
Whoop
All right, so it is
a drill shot
Not a burst drill shot
That has four rounds
It's just the regist drill shot, but double. I mean, what's the regist drill shot do damage wise the drill? It's 165
or 92
1 5 4 so it's slightly less damage
slightly less rpm
So it's rate of fire is slightly lower
But at the end of the day all the other stats are
It's more accurate 154.5 damage to
What is mine 165
And the clip size is 4
I don't know if that's worth it or not. I'm not sure
Any chance you'll play destiny 2 again unlikely
The monetization for that game chat scared mouth reason
I would use the ambition is because the like if you're in pvp someone will think you're reloading off the second shot
And that point when they are looking to close you then pump an extra shot into them. They'll be really confused
I could see that
It's
It's also pretty black market. Let's go and finish their faces. Okay, that could be true
Ruin them
Long Bay
As it goes for fears best like
I'm slowly upgrading like my uh
Yeah, I use the fears do fears as well because it just hits it's 262 damage
It's great. Yeah, it's really good. You know what you do damage or else let me go have a look
I think it's funny someone said microsoft ruin bungee though
But no bungee bungee ruin bungee my dude
And not microsoft be sony
The junior does 346 damage per shot. Yeah, it does it's busted
When I use the shield breaker gun are you talking about the uh disruptor
I'm not really worried about that one. I don't need to break the shield. They just burrow through it
using uh
piercing
I I find that most of the combat comes down to not the shield that you're breaking through and burning down because of this region
You're actually burning three people stamina. That's the bit that matters and the drill shot counters that
What is this?
I
Should probably do tts one moment
At least the caskets the adhd santa with 500 bits said can I get my vhs copy of spikeids back?
Please it's been months. Thank you. It's mine now
We're cool. It's been having it's been having a good time over here
You can't have it
Special underscore k underscore underscore has obtained the cursed quest special k
You there
Do you think gta6 will be the best game ever? No, it's no such thing
All right special katie want art cooking or interpretive dance
It's your copy it stopped being your copy when you sent it to me in the mail
Big daddy you have messaged in chat doesn't have base building twice and I have said twice that it does
I'm going to put you in timeout now so you can think about yourself
See you in 10 minutes
You
You
Box of shame, yeah
What's the drill shot you guys were talking about the um the new one
Called the ambition
It is not a burst drill shot
It is a drill shot
Yeah, it's a drill shot and it has four bullets, which is not what I expected at all
Which means it works completely differently than any of the gun in the game. It's kind of cool
I
Have some people in chat also me an interesting question about how the lance red works because they're saying on their server they
The harconan's got 15 of the points, but the training's got nine of them. How come a trade has got the vote
I think it's because the game doesn't really do a great good job of telling you this
But when you're doing the lance rad you need to get a five in a row
You're basically playing bingo like my chat's pointed out and that's called a sistle rad
So yeah, if you get a sistle rad you win tradies on their server got the five in a row
Yep sistle rad you win
Yep
Yeah, they've been good at
Division two maintenance just got extended by two hours. Jesus. Yeah, that's yeah, not uncommon
Lance rad is in fact five sistle rads wearing a trench coat correct
They might be six sistle rads
So did they change the 300 spice melange thing
What
Because
Yeah, so when we were talking about this before I
Distinctly remember the interview that they said you could spend spice melange
But it would unlock for you and for the other faction and people are saying no it only unlocks for your faction
And some people were saying no that actually completes it for your faction. So like what is this?
I have lost track now. I've heard so many different things that I can't even remember what's true
Cool
Okay
I'm sure somebody will correct me, but I don't even are you firing me through the doors? Okay
I
Mean if that is the case the one if it was let you complete it instantly
then
The one that is the one that's like six points per spice melange. That's just inherently worth doing
if
That's a problem is
Someone's got to bite the bullet loose 300 spice melange to test that and we don't really even know what it does
And I'll think of all this week canola
Uh, let me go and suddenly throw a message
Are we gonna bite the bullet and try it?
Oh, I don't think so
I don't know if i'll know you'll know how the system works. He's looked at this already
Dear god, I have opened up a hornet's nest
Okay
Okay
Yeah, it's way too many dudes just like slowly meandering through the door
My turret's killing him though because they're too dumb to shoot it so
There is that
Wasn't even a monster closet either
I love what that happens
You just find a funnel and they just kind of slowly trickle through
Oh
I've I've reached my uh intel cap nice
Everything I loved by god. You've done it. The game is done. Yeah
I mean i'm level 187 so i've got a bunch to do
So it's leveling wise, but that's two levels a week. I guess from uh
scanning
Maybe like one extra level by killing deserters and stuff
I like to you know when you're having a bad day sometimes and just sometimes you want to like go and kill low level enemies in a game for a second
Bad day never
Well, after the after doing the unbanned requests because I did
666 of them just what we started there was six hundred six which was great from your channel
I just needed a minute. So I just hopped in my own. I thought uh took the lads gun
I went to the starter area when no one has any shields and just made myself feel better
That is the way
Yeah, so someone is asking a very brutish of me
Someone is asking how I feel about the pvp of the deep desert
I think it's really in a bad state
And that's coming from someone 300 hours of gameplay in this
I think they have removed the reason
To do that content for pve players and for bvp players alike
They've created effectively an idle game for the pve players, which means they're going to run out of content really fast
And for the pvp players, they don't have anything to hunt anymore, which means there's nothing for them to do and they're already falling off
They're either falling off or it's getting toxic in like official server hardware basins
Where people are pvp and killing new players in the starter green areas
Is that what I do?
I think it's quite sad
Yeah
Okay grenade
I think the difficult part I find is that you're told you're told that the deep desert is this
Highly dangerous, you know, you shouldn't die here blah blah blah but actually that's not true the pvp in a deep desert
Doesn't make you lose anything that pve doesn't make you lose and hug a basin when you die and just go back and pick it up
That's not even that scary. You can't do it here like yeah, I think the game doesn't do you a good
I
Have a good a good service in teaching players how to pvp
Or what the actual risks and how to fight and how to survive in pvp are
Is like if you were taught how to fight, you know a level of all in a thought to combat
It would be better and easier
But people I never taught really how to fly their own thought there but at that point
Most of the questing falls off and you're taught to learn it for yourself
Then npc just say it's a tradies
Or fighting me
Maybe
Disgusting they probably probably seen your modeling pose is what it is
I
Knew that the modeling your modeling career would pick up who made you this way
You years of suffering as well
You are years of suffering yeah, I identify as years of suffering yeah accurate
Sentinel pants
I keep seeing it what I wish intel wouldn't show the hologram
Once you've got it because I get the
Yeah, it's gonna do that forever now now you need to pick it up
But when you go to pick it up, it will say no and then people on your stream will say hey
Why didn't you pick up that intel?
Welcome to hell troubles. This is your life now
What
What is this new weird copy pasta
This is the second account to come in and say does it have base building over and over again
I
I'm banning this one. That's the only thing it said since it came into the channel
But like behavior
That's really weird
But does it though? I mean like it's just so strange. Yes, the game has base building. What the hell
It's just odd
It's obviously base building your cursed quest person chose cooking
Cook the chat, please. Um, let's see cooking cooking
What ingredients would go into a coach chat you need to recreate
The
Stew that I had winky creatives his first meal
And you have enough information to do this from the announcement posts
In terms of seasoning we use sundried tomatoes
I just sausage potatoes. Don't drive tomatoes. Don't don't
Trying to spoil his crazy no no it's again the posts
Are you're asking them to read as well? Yes, that's part of the cooking and cooking a double quest. Jeez
Chronos almost let you off easy won't allow it
Yeah, but they have to make it right and then they have to send it to you
Yes, send your tomatoes
Comes out of your headphones the far end. That's how networking works
Clearly this is the way
Hmm, that is the way
Whoop
Reading is the side quest
It's where all the xp is reading always a side quest then yeah
Oh, that's new warning. This is harkon and property the baron suffers no trespassers to live. I don't think i've ever seen that before
what
What this is the new a death familiar tradies and um harken and bass and stuff. So I think it's to help with finding
what each area is
That's really weird
Because it's like really obviously a harko base
Yeah, all right, whatever you I think you also get it in um
You also get it into like the deep desert bases, which are less uh, I think his dudes use the burst
Mm
You
Whoop
Okay, winky come by himself by the way, the winky bring his handler. Oh, I brought all those buddies
Oh sweet. Nice. Yeah, it was like winky news to friends. It was so smart
I'm a winky safe to travel by himself because he'll wander off and start stealing pets
Yeah, it's pretty much how it goes, but no, it's like him and his two buddies
I think he was up in
He's doing some world of warcraft like
Video at the moment. He's been uh working like a video essay. It sounds really cool like the history of
A classic. Well, yeah classic. Well. Yeah, no, of course classic hardcore and all that shit
But yeah, no, he was uh, he was going off to go do the rest of that after his trip. It was super fun. Nice
You
I
Wish I had no counterout now. I have no idea
Where do you get insulated fabric up here in the top left corner in the oodom
Hell
Very cool
I
There's like no reason to get xp now too
Um
Other than wanting to have 200 for whenever, you know, eventually what level are you more
Uh, why seven
I've noticed it like leveling is slowed down insanely. I'm at 186
Yeah, like it's 175 taking longer and longer and longer. Yeah
Yeah, since 175 haven't even been the fall of it's fell up a little bit at 150 and then much more at 175
I
How many mods are working overtime none of them. I don't believe in overtime
Nope, they're actually working under time at the moment. I've given people extra days off from time off
The average hours worked is like 15 percent under normal this week
Yeah, we never have people work overtime
Don't believe in that shit crunch is stupid. If anyone if anyone works over time, I tend to work over time before anyone else
All this works
I'm not going to let anyone else work overtime if I'm ever
Zero to 180 is the same as 180 200. It kind of feels like it. Yeah
Yeah
Hi Bailey
What can you say if you're just looking at everything
Somebody swap this place
But it didn't take anything odd
A little bit weird
The classic life of an outside cat and being like, why have you got a new scab on you? What have you been doing?
I
Record somebody swept through this base killed everything here, but took none of the loot
Think those NPCs are broken here. They weren't before so if that's the case then that's new
You
It's a funny cat it was empty for you last night too weird I wonder why
I'm wondering if it broke after yesterday's patch then because I went during yesterday's patch it was fine
Yeah, I don't know
I'm noticing my vehicle seems to be using a lot more fuel today, by the way
They rebalance that in some way
Nope, nothing the patch notes for it
hmm
I wonder if my
Vehicle fuel reduction skill isn't working in or it's working in reverse like the other one was
alternatively, maybe ground vehicle and
Lying vehicle had been combined for some reason and now it's not and it's not isn't the patch notes
Yeah, it's even more strange
should be worse
Because I'm not seeing a big difference, but I don't have the ground vehicle at level three
You were flying above 700 meters a lot flying above 750 is when that kicks in
And it gives you a very large warning on your screen
That loot is instance. I farm that harko base with others. It's a pvp zone. It shouldn't be instance
It's no longer instance. It was at the start of the uh, it was for a while at the start of the game
Okay, that would make more sense. I was like that shouldn't be that way
Yeah, it didn't always used to be a pvp zone
I
Just went into autopilot and forgot that my uh storage crates are not here anymore. They're up top
You went to the old folk drawer. Yep
Can you rate this game out of 10 for me? I really enjoy it
But the endgame doesn't feel very compelling for you. It could be completely different
You should buy the game play it for an hour and 50 minutes find out if you enjoy it and if you don't refund it
Make your own decisions find out what you like
All right, I'm gonna be right back. I gotta use the bathroom
You
I thought chat how are you all doing
You
You wanna have a nice day today
We are on a set of private servers. Do we have 15 private servers connected together
Three of them are public and open
And of them are password of the community and two of them are passworded for streamers who have wanted to play and progress kind of quietly on the side
So
You can't join Thor's individual server, but you can join the deep desert world that he's on and take part with us in the deep desert
If you so wish to do so
You
You
I
Recall there was a testing station somewhere early on I was it
I'm looking for June content, but I can't find any which is this there it is
I
Don't so crumb it. Oh, what's a difficult question
I think crumpets are a more reliable time of year, but if like you from certain parts of the UK, then uh, yeah
The estroconium it does have this does this base does have game building. You're right. Yeah. Yeah and very much
Oh, Bailey. What are you doing out there, buddy? You're just chilling in the shade
Listen
Those of you don't know Bailey is Bailey is my cat. He's my grumpy son. He's moved in
Down south in Portsmouth high corners. Well, hello ink abilities
Of course was a lovely city been quite a lot of time down there
There is indeed building in this game. Yes
Doesn't they're just doing their jobs. They're just getting rid of people who uh don't need to be here
They were falling short of our community sanders. That's the job of a moderator
Plus I've got them wired up to a nine volt battery and if uh, so, you know, if we have to press the button
We can just give them a light shock to make sure they're awake
You wanted to build a base you could a buttery biscuit base
While I've been doing my ads, this is this is the uh, the Bailey hair that's come off the uh app ad today
I was big game back in. Yeah, exactly
Like it would be inhumane to hook the mods at anything more than a nine volt battery
Bjs, thank you very much to tier three for six months in advance for Thor's channel. You are amazing. Thank you for the support
Ultimately, I know Thor were thought he'd be thanking you as much as I would for him
Like he really appreciates all of you who are here supporting him
You know throwing bits for instead of some questions
The kind words have been really appreciated the past few days
Both Thor and the mods have really enjoyed that
So I just want to let all of you in chat know that you are actually appreciated here
Thank you
Yes substitutes for streamer while uh while Thor is grabbing I think a drink or a bathroom break
You've got a you've got cronus use estimation point cronus
I
Right, I do have the ability to smell
I
Hey, good amount. I like seeing it. Did I break it's in the uh bleep purple emotes and stuff
A thousand you're appreciative. Thank you. It's plans are still on frisco to twitch consandy ego
Yes, that is still intended dragon candy
You
No, I think uh
What's my country? I think jake's gonna have cronus uh cronus ads and progress alerts
I think that's the that's the kind of trickle-down effect that's how that works
I do
I do indeed stream on twitch
You can find me a broader forward slash cronus vi where I typically am either making fun of Thor
with my ad screens um reviewing the unbound requests
Reaching at feet screeching about fission bulbs in uh
In a bit craft
Uh ham are you here while you're meant to be on shift are you are you not moderating right now?
And I'm back
Hello, I'm just telling off little ham
What are we doing in your chair?
I don't he said that cronus smells in my chat and while he's on shift. That's very inappropriate behavior
I believe he wasn't looking at your chat for three seconds. I took the type
You can't believe you can't believe you kicked his whole ass live on stream can't believe it. Yeah
I'd rated stamina bonus
Boop
Now you're even more stamina now
I have 204 stamina
Nice
Let's see
I'm watching you play this game
Just wondering before I decide to try it out if it had base building seems cool
But kind of pointless if there's no base building
It's become a bit of a meme now in chat
Is this a meme this has to be you've now made it into a meme
It's just so weird because we had a bunch of bot accounts come in and be like
Does this game have base building and they were all saying the exact same thing and I was like why are they asking that?
And then the bots got bit
And now and now that dude's asking it but with bits
I built this whole base. Yes
This is super weird. This is like the strangers bait
I think I think you need to pivot on this. I think what you what he's now says
There's no base building but there is base farming and you can grow them from seeds
Yeah, you grow the bases from seeds
Yes, yeah, yeah, definitely
Yeah
Yes
This whole this whole base I built this yeah
It's like a big old thing
That's why it's so weird
It's just like there like I've seen like a lot of really like trolley spam and shit
but like
Does this game have base building is like
It's like one of the core features of the video game
It's like
I'm fairly sure it's one of the main words in the theme description as well
It's so strange
It just makes me want to be whether the bases are buttery and biscuity
It just kind of makes me wonder like where did that where did that come from right like what community did you come from where like everyone was like
Yeah, this is the one this is we're gonna go into his chat spam about does this game have base building like
Why?
Who are you?
What do you want?
Shit, it's weird dude
Yeah, I don't get him exactly it's so what dude
My game doesn't have base building because I've been banned
Good or making bases
Good you make shitty bases. It's gonna be I make I make acceptably functional bases
He makes shit bases chat don't listen to him
I
You are there was a base I saw the day which was so bad that I had to step in and like
Unshitting which is saying something for how bad the base was you
It was I don't bore four floors two walls one ceiling tile
Okay, I might believe you
Yeah
It wasn't even a base. It was a bus stop. I've had a bad bus bus stop at that
Yeah, but you you build bus stops
No, I build I build it boxes is a difference bus stops are open on one side. It's a shit box
You're right
Still a shit box. It's fine. It's a functional shit box
I'm glad I don't have to like point at the weird spot
Is that you get in in rust that you make it so that someone has someone would rather cut their own eyes out with a rusty spoon
Then uh try and break their way into your base
There
You hide stuff in all kinds of honeycombing is the kind of thing I would do
I mean I did honeycombing in this and then they took away the pvp so like
Yeah
Now I have no reason to
Do the cat and mouse game of slowly evolving my base to be more and more toxic to blow up
I still think I would have liked it if I think a tolerable change would be what like the pve zone ending at the e-line because halfway through the
The region is ridiculous
But make it so that any bases that are in bcd or e are like all raidable with the sandstorm
So there's no such thing as a safe base off of the shield wall
There should never be a safe base anywhere in the zone
I I think that having the a band is a safe zone means that people aren't getting kind of funneled and gate camped on entry and exit
Boxers, that's weird. Don't be like that
When's the weekly reset dude just happens
Yeah, one server boundary
Yeah, the weekly reset dream was four hours and 16 minutes ago for our server
Yeah, ours already reset and um
We basically have been talking about the deep desert and kind of like the flaws with it now to be real
I liked
the a tier like a band being pve
And having bases on that was just fun
Um, it meant that in order for you to have a reasonable
Amount of success farming in the deep desert you needed to make a forward operating base
Or risk moving all the way from the a band each time now
There's no reason to have a forward operating base because every base can be a forward operating base
Yeah, so because of this there's no risk anymore even for pvp zone stuff. Not really anyway
As you can scoot out real quick
Well mushrooms are growing arrakis if they could um
Don't most mushrooms rely on moisture it probably end up being a lichen
If any of that would be a I'd say lichen is more reasonable than like fungus
Is lichen a mushroom like fungus?
Uh, I think it's something between fungus and plant. Let me look it up
Is lichen a fungus? I think before I remembered it was like a marriage to the two
It's not just fungus. It's a symbiotic organism consisting of a fungus in an algae. Yes, so it's both and a what?
An algae it's fungus and algae living together
Yeah, the fungus provides the structure and protection while the algae or cyanobacteria provides the food through photosynthesis
They work together. It is a conjoined organism
Yep
Yep
I really like that. It's cool. It is pretty big. I like that
Mmm
We need to build a ligament of lichen
Yeah, it's a mutually beneficial relationship between two or more organisms
Nate a symbiote
Lichen my balls good good nice
Lichen these nuts also good
I
Like that it works like it also works a bit like lichen, but also like like liking. It's the nice blend that one
Wow, let's realize I don't think I took
Hmm
I can't remember
If I took my antibiotic earlier in the stream, uh, you didn't mention it if you did
And you have mentioned it every other day you have done so I don't remember I don't remember
Out the number you've got the number of doses you're meant to have taken I guess
It's a big old bottle
Oh, of course you don't do that in the usd you should have bottles of pills. It's just like take them
Here's something to do
I'm not gonna take this dose and then I'm gonna take it in the next timer because it's better to miss a dose on this
Than it is to take two
Two makes you
Yeah, you end up getting shit your pants disease. I don't really want shit your pants disease, so I'm gonna wait
Not again anyway. Yeah
One is already enough. Yeah one is good
I don't believe you left to take them earlier. I don't believe I did either so I'm just gonna wait
Did you tell the rock when you took it? I did not
You
Bro ash ash right I don't even know what that means
Yeah, I have a lung infection I'm on a amoxicillin
I can't have which the lugging lung infection is getting a lot better. So it's working good
No, it's not covid. I got a long lung infection in europe and it has been shitting on me
I'll be honest. I think I think you probably got
name lights in europe and then
Whatever you got when you got back in the us was like combined with whatever you had in europe to grace. I'm kind of
Super weapon bug what I'm holding out for typical Brit blaming the us got it
Well, I'm blaming a combination of europe and the us which is very British. Yes
It's but covid we can only hope
But it's ligma god, I wish a chronic case of ligma dad
Do you know the internet tried to say that I died today or yesterday? Yes, we joked about it in chat. It was very funny
Oh
I started the sentence words. I've just been told by thought that uh the internet thinks that he's dead
It's very sad. Yeah, it's very sad a moment of silence in chat. I thought
Yes, a fortune put out a thing somebody unfortunate put up a post saying that I had committed suicide and I was trans
and uh
I'm not dead and I'm also not trans. Yeah
Sorry for chan
Just dude with long air, dude
Oh, man. Oh, I'm sorry
Ship blows me away
Yeah, tamed for for a chant a little bit tamed
I have to say it was just one of those things where I woke up when I was like, are you serious?
Like people were messaging me and they're like, are you okay?
You're like, all right. I'm
I was like, what are you talking about?
And they're like, oh god. Oh god. They're like, is this Thor and I was like, yes
I've just woke up. What do you want?
Kind of these people are nuts
Whoop
I've never seen so many people in my life mad about a mushroom post
I
Yeah, that was deeply funny to me
They aren't very fun guys
No
You woke up from being dead. Yeah, I was mostly dead all day
We've all had a sleep while that at least once in our lives like come on
More supplies surprised people believe fortune. They believe anything now dude. It's wild
The problem with fortune is you never know whether it's real or not because the news is ridiculous
That's true the kind of shit that's real is just absolutely absurd anyway, so I used to
I don't know. I used to like you ever see literally ate the onion
Yeah
Literally ate the onion was awesome because it was people who believed the onion was real
But now you see an onion article and you're like
I could believe it
It's like all right. That's like three years ago as well. Like that's not
You prefer to get your info from the onion me too. That is the way
That way at least at least that way when you're believed that in which one you want to believe is true or not
You're kind of semi justified
You
Prefer the national inquirer man. Tell me about bat boy. I'm ready
Sprites people still use fortune pole is a really good board for ocent data
You just can't believe anything they write on there and x is really good for people's stories
That's out of that
Blue skies good for pictures of cats
You
Imperial testing station
X is insanely toxic yeah, it is
Blue sky wasn't toxic in the beginning, but it's gotten that way now
There's not really any social media that I like to engage in now. It's all just kind of
Screaming and shitting on the ceiling
Yeah, the only thing I get on blue sky is cats because it's the only thing I post though
I guess it's learned
Algorithmically that there's only one thing it's worth delivering me on blue sky
My feed on twitter for a long time was just pictures of ferrets from japan because I would just like every ferret post and they're really popular in japan
So it's just all japanese ferrets
I've noticed that um, which is algorithm is very reactive
But if you like one thing within about 30 like 30 seconds, you'll see another post about that one thing
Yeah, it's really about it
It's like please please i'll give you anything you want
It just starts like to it's like you've had a small amount of engagement here you go
Here's your entire news feed
Which is fine, but there's only so many
Flips of one of 40k stuff I can look at the road before I want something that is, you know
About other stuff like I want some variation when I'm rolling through my feeds
It's based on follower
No
No, it's definitely not. It's based on what you press like on
It's my whole feed changed into japanese ferrets and stayed that way. Yeah
Yeah
On twitch no on twitter
We've been talking about twitter the whole time
Yeah, literally all I did was hit like my whole feed changed
Want to see something weird
You ready for this crouch aim up
Shoot
Your gun won't shoot in the right spot
Oh, that's neat
It just hit the rock in front of me
Crouch aim hits the rock
It retains the shoot location from when you were crouched
And so you can't you can't cover pop
Super annoying
Yeah, so the moment you cover pop you're still shooting as if you were crouched
It's the opposite problem of gta5. That's fine
I
Is work the opposite way if you aim it in crouch, I don't know
Oh
Yes, yes, it does which is op
Oh dear, I think I just unlocked an exploit for all combat
What so if you
If you aim and then crouch and start shooting you are shooting from a crouch position
But your bullet is shooting as if you were standing
Well, that's neat
Uh, we should probably send that one along. Let me do that real quick
So
Fine
All right, yeah, it's been passed along
Does it affect your hitbox? I mean you're crouching so I would say yeah
I wouldn't say whatnot, you know
Your hitbox is based on your player model
No
Is this a sponsor if it was it would have to be hashtag sponsored, which is a federal law requirement
It is not sponsored
Is a bug in gta5 or if you crouch go in a first person and
Look up it will still think you're crouched, but shoot at standing position. That's so weird
I
That's an interesting combination of things
I'm gonna try this in the next room and see how bad this is
And then implementing crouches of pain, honestly, that's
I kind of disagree with you on that
Repositioning player reticle during a crouch is not the hard part of that
That's why I'm interested in this the why that would happen
That one will disagree on like a hundred percent
They've instanced test ranges for this where that stuff
The game dev is so easy. No, it is not
I cannot get the intel. I am capped on intel mr. Chase
See that chronos, that's your life now
Now that you're capped now that you're capped on intel
This will happen to you now on
I have definitely like run towards the intel things several times and spin like oh wait, I can't grab that
Yeah
As soon as I stop, that's when chat will start saying intel like
Tell him chat tell him he's missed the intel
Oh
It's all right. I'm not near the intel yet. I'm gonna do one of the labs. I think tell him tell him you missed it
I
Yeah, most people only pvp and ornithopters. Yeah, I feel like
Ornithopters are really the only way to fight right now
I
Am genuinely of the opinion that scout one topic should never have had rocky lunch someone
Yeah, I agree
Now it should have got the scanners assault should have got the uh, the rocky lunches
You had one in planet side. Okay. Yeah, you're talking about a different game then
You made it seem like it was in this game. That's why I was confused. I was like, I've never seen that before
Okay, so
Okay
I'm trying to see if there's a place that I could even crouch wall for this one. I don't think there is
Ornithopters are terrible compared to hand rocket launchers
Arguetable whereas the rockets are a bit more random, but like doubt rocket spam is just a thing
Oh
Oh, this is a killed room
Oh
Do you want to kill room? I'm I'm gonna kill them. Do you need help?
Um, I wouldn't be no tell if I'll give it a go, but uh
It's this damn wall again
There we go
So work with crouching moving to the side. No, it only works with crouching. It it works with aiming and then crouching wasn't the vertical plane. Yeah. Yeah
So
Doesn't this game make you thirsty? No, it's quite fun. How many times if you jump? I don't know. Let's find out
That's the crazy part. Look at that
So if we aim go down right I'm crouched now
So let's actually do this aim it down
It's actually shooting over the top that's super weird
That's super super weird
So if we do that, let's do that. We're gonna aim and go down and we'll aim right there
You can see that it actually goes over the top now
We're gonna go here and go up and shoot at the top
See the problem now
The hell is that? Oh, it's not even close to the same spot dude
That's what I was saying is the the hitbox doesn't or the uh the shoot box doesn't actually go
Wherever the hell your character's project fell is coming out of
Yeah, it's remembering the position when you ads to not when you like it doesn't reset it when you crouching on grudge
Yeah, not good
It's a skill issue
Oh
That's a lot of melodies
Do you need help?
No, I think I'm fine. I've got ambition now, so it should make it interesting
I
Waitin on the ads
Never get the boss in this room. There's no boss. It's just ads
Oh
Oh non might be dead favorite music genre. I like electro swing. I asked you if you needed help
You
What happened to moist Bezos? Oh, he's dried jeff right now
Caravan palace is super good. Yeah
What if they had a sandworm raid boss then it would undermine the entire story sandworms can't die in that way
So
And if they eat an electric pylon, no, they'd have to electrify the entirety of the worms body
Head to tail all of it
Because the worm is not a worm. It's a colony of smaller creatures. You got to kill them all at once
Raid bosses required tension that you slowly overcome with time
Burning the entire boss all at once doesn't really add to that tension
It adds her over. Welcome back. Let me get back to it
Do you sleep? No
You
Yeah worms die in only three ways in the dune universe atomic's which are nuclear bombs
Then there's electrifying the entirety of the body all at once and then the last one is drowning them entirely in water the whole worm
You
Wouldn't even be the use in killing a worm ask later the second
You
Why are people killing the worms they're not
Do you like the books yeah
You
Oh
Oh
Yeah, VR got removed
A worm raid boss wouldn't make sense the worms are revered not something to kill
Everybody looks at a video game and they see the biggest monster
They think that's something you're supposed to kill the worms are gods of Arrakis
You're not supposed to do that
Like it doesn't make any sense
The whole point of this game and think about all the storyline that he went through
All of the information learning all about the Fremen learning about shy hilu and you're like, I want to kill the worm with electricity
You learn nothing from this game
You
Anyway tds time
Sublime underscore k with 1000 bits said high four have a fantastic day. You're awesome. No, you're awesome. Thank you
You're awesome. It's held
I
David Anderson with $20 said ptw strat also bread for mods. What no bread for mods
Dafta heel with 520 bits said I have sent the mods pasta
There is nothing you can do to stop at yard cheer 520 your pasta has already been intercepted
What will you do now?
No one special with $10 said Thor wondering if you could give a quick word about Mark Kern and his m8r project
His recent actions are raising a lot of concerns people like that sounds like a problem you need to bring up with him not with me
Daddy plus one with 500 bits said I've recently embarked on a journey to rewrite one of my major projects in Odin
With the hope that it will expand my mind with Odin being a spice stand-in and be
Hopefully I will improve some aspects of the project during the rewrite particularly my logistics modeling systems
That's cool. What is Odin? I don't even know what that is
Sounds like you're working on something you felt fine passionately about I guess
yeah
If you have passionate you're making something you think is cool and do it
right
I don't actually know what that is but
It seemed to be into it, man
Alexander Ernst with $20 said hello Thor recently I took your advice and tried cooking my own ramen
I thought it would be awful and end with fire alarms again. But OMG. It was delicious
Yay
I can make ramen tastier than cup noodles. Nothing can stop me now
Oh, did the program in language were they talking about Odin the programming language though?
It sounded like they were talking about a project they were working on cold Odin might be wrong, but
Yeah, no, he didn't say oh do a basis. He said Odin
You think he definitely met the programming language?
Oh, I guess he was saying major projects in Odin the language
I thought he meant Odin like his project was named Odin. Yeah, might be right. I'd be interested in seeing what you're doing
I've never really heard of anyone working in that language to be honest
Doesn't seem super common so yeah
I
I
Off we go
Particle didn't teach his web development. I've never used it. I don't know anything about it
They were played a commie. Yes, when a commie first came out freaking amazing, dude
I underscore bubonic underscore plague with 500 bits said morning Thor god of goblins
Wiggles provoker of piracy and did he have a rocket?
I bring the funny
Always happy because nothing is ever grim and somehow they always lift everyone's spirits
When you get mad at a game, but everything is too expensive around you
So you start chanting demonic spells to quell your anger fair
Up we go
I know we're all meaning about the lube machine on arrakis, but don't call me that you goblin ass
It's matter with you
Means a very different thing
Everyone keeps asking about lies of pee. I haven't played it
So I don't know, but I really like steampunk aesthetic
So I might enjoy it. I don't know. Oh, I did actually miss a key
Yeah, I know what kind of game it is
But I like the steampunk kind of clockwork aesthetic to it so
Baja loves it hmm
Yeah
Yeah, I might check it out listen rope 85 with 500 bits said for could you give your opinion about grums mark kern?
No, I think if you have a problem with grums
You should go talk to him. Why are two of you bothering me about this today?
I'm not gonna go start beef with another creator just because you guys want like a take on it
Go if you don't like what he's doing go talk to him stop it
while
Rally and mk with 500 bits said a while back
I sent a tts about being fired from my nursing job due to doing what was morally and ethically correct and safe
Rather than what corporate wanted me to and being burned out completely core home medical management
I decided to pursue home health hospice as a way to keep my passion
Thanks for the advice Thor. Hope you feel better. I hope you feel better too
That's rough, dude
Yeah, that's really rough man. I hope you're doing all right
I
Genda 1 pH with 500 bits said yard cheer 500 media depicts cat girls as having similar meal preferences to house cats
Okay, thing is cats don't hunt mice because they prefer the flavor cats are optimized predators
That will hunt kill and eat anything they can
Okay, their preference is in prey or a matter of scale. You can only hunt so much when you weigh 10 pounds
Given access to force multipliers of tools and opposable thumbs
A cat girl would absolutely look at a t-rex and see her dinner
And she's got all the secret herbs and spices
The horror
the actual horror
It's Clifford would eat 500 bits said g'day from australia cursed huntsman's story
Autocyclist for 20 years. I've had bugs stuck in my helmet
But it was in the helmet. It was in the helmet
My tinted visor down and witnessed a bunch of legs obscuring my vision inside the helmet while I was riding
Yeah, luckily
I was still in the driveway going ten koalas per hour
But I still somehow yeeted my helmet off one-handed while operating clutch and brake to come to a safe stop without jack
In the boxing off the bike. They really like tight spaces. So
Inside of your helmet in the visor makes a lot of sense
Yeah, ten koalas per hour is pretty goddamn funny too
Oh, you poor bastard
Well, glad you're not dead and enjoy the huntsman
You
Siphor ftw with 500 bits said idea when fighting a werewolf cast invisibility on them
Possible benefits. It's totally like isn't shining on them. It would go through them without reflecting. They might turn back into a person
Possible downsides invisible werewolf risk bs reward. I saw that short you took that from a short
As a d&d short
I
Have seen this episode
There we go
Sir scactus with 500 bits said good morning mr. Thor
Thanks to you. I've got a new game to enjoy
June has been a great time between exploring and farming and then the water mechanic is an awesome tax on anything you do in my opinion
Do you have any suggestion for a newish player?
Yeah, I think
Really setting up water supply and having good water discipline is kind of how you beat the game really at the end of the day
so just kind of
Sit down and figure out how am I gonna store water? How am I gonna produce water?
Everything's about your water production until it isn't if that makes sense
Like once you get to the point where you don't have to care about water anymore, you're great
Everything else comes after that
You gotta get it first
Also, I just lost the game
Oh
You bitcrafting son sometimes
Maybe
Leafy pew with 1000 bits said yar cheer 1000 pretty sure the paints in the Mona Lisa are full of arsenic
That's a problem her future may i'll eat it before that matters
I
Vallosia thrathwing with 500 bits said if you ever go nom the Mona Lisa someday in the far future some influencer wants to norm you who knows
Horrifying
Deeply horrifying i'd be dead by then though because Mona Lisa is
Probably toxic to eat
Yeah, is that the Heimdall counter yeah another one that one deserved it
They eat your mummified body for clout
It probably he didn't say it's like an aphrogy and like aphrodisiac just like you know how we ate actual mummies
You know because that was an interesting time in our history
You didn't know that
Enjoy that history
Yeah, people used to eat powdered mummies thinking that it would you know be like Viagra
Yep
It's got a crib but welcome to history
Yeah, mommy brown, which is a paint color used by making like grinding up mummies does it work though? No
God damn it
No
That one
Everyone's well chat just like spams upwards. Well, I'm trying to click a thing
How do you know it doesn't work? Well, obviously I had cronos try it. Isn't that right cronos
Runners
Yes, what's that isn't isn't that right
You spammed up, what did you don't don't worry about it? Isn't that isn't that right? No
You're saying you didn't
I'm saying. I don't know what he's talking about. I'm I've been killing things for a while. I can't believe he's denying it
That's that's wild. He's he's avoiding the question. That's terrible
That's that's all it's gonna be like five at least six cancellations for you now
That's a game
I guess that's twitch speed around any percent down there like on the one month mark as well, which is great. Yeah, yeah
I'm fine with that
I
Runners is now one third of mommy. That's probably true
I'm fine with that. You won third mommy
Which third how much mommy did you consume to be a third mommy?
Yes
Got him to admit it. We win
You're asking the wrong questions
We win
Whenever it comes to eating mummies the real question is which mommy did you eat?
That's the first question because that one that's how you like know which powers you get
Can't believe he's doubling down
Can't believe I would eat but I would eat three mummies
I'm really glad you missed their entire entire conversation before this and now you're admitting to eating a mummy
It makes it really funny
I'm far more okay with that than other things that could have been
Ooh, we all know why he's the mummy right here
Um, I eat it because the the eating of the mummy is that was meant to provide depending on the mummy that you ate specific powers
No, we we know why you eat the mummy kronos. It's okay. That's the it's very common. It's very common kronos
You
You know that most chemicals that you eat nowadays have the same like
Are you trying to you know you're trying to normalize poisonous
You're trying to normalize mummy eating is that what you're doing?
I'm trying not you know how um tomatoes used to be thought to be poisonous
Yeah, yeah, only because they were red and also a nightshade
Because if you eat them off of lead plates it combines and creates a highly like toxic substance as far as I recall
Like basically like means you're consuming the lead
That's interesting. Oh, I guess because it's acidic wouldn't it hold more off. Hmm. Yeah, maybe the 10 gifted subs
Right now see
I didn't know that and I kind of want to look into that more now because I I knew that they did it because it was a nightshade
And because it was red spooky
Lead leaching and tomatoes that's interesting. I mean it's highly acidic plant so
Yeah, pewter bed
Is there a way to sandwalk and dune awakening? No because the Fremen are gone
And they would be the ones teaching us
Yeah, there you go. Someone's posted it in chat
They ate from lead plates. Well, the pores didn't have those plates so poor people could eat tomatoes, but rich people couldn't
Well, yeah, basically because poor people would eat them either off of like wood or just eat them
and uh
Yeah, you were in off of pewter plates. They were killing people deeply funny
So today i've learned that kronos eats mummies and finds it deeply funny when the noblemen die
Yeah, okay
I've learned a lot about you today kronos
Also, I've learned that you're allergic to peanuts. Yeah, you knew that one before I didn't
You'd forget that one before that I'd forgotten it
Okay
I remember your allergies because I had to end them on forms all the time. That is true
You
First based british man i've met that's kronos. That's why I hired him
He's probably the only one
Well him in the close you know that actually based comes from me. It's british and slicely slightly exasperating
Is that what it is? That what's that means? Yeah, that's that's basically my definition. Okay
I wouldn't say you're slightly exasperating
That's selling yourself short. That's a kind of thing you've said to me all day. Incredibly exasperating
I didn't hear that there was a weird sound glitch. I'm exasperated even just thinking about you every time. That makes sense
I don't even think about you
How do I respond to that without sounding mad
Oh
Absolutely annihilated dude. I'm showing the supremely exasperating part
It's fine. I had to be awake for 24 hours for you to pull that off
fine
Oh
What are you talking about? Yeah, I do
Wait
I'm
You didn't sleep no I was working on heart battle there
You know, he said he wants to start streaming on Wednesdays
Yeah, maybe not this mostly could be your first way. Okay. Fine. I'll uh, I'll
I'll deactivate a moderator
Does that mean you put him back in the pit?
Uh, it means that I don't I means I unscheduled them leaving the pits when they're lifted out
All
All right. Yeah, put him back in the pit
Yeah, yeah, was your current build? It's just a fully exploration build
I literally don't need to have any damage dealing abilities or anything because nothing in the game is difficult
in any possible way, huh?
Like it was difficult before but now it's like kind of a meme
um
Oops
I'm really glad that that person who has been following since
2023 picked up something from youtube and just came in here and regurgitated it and got banned
Yeah, there's been a few of those
Wild dude
You've watched me for two years. You know who I am and yet you were fooled by a youtube grifter
Enjoy your propaganda
Whoop
I
Whoop enjoy coming content for uh my uh my twitch chat
That's basically that was actually worked
Let's see
You notice when you run straight at a ranger, they just shoot in a random direction that makes no sense
They kind of freak out, don't they? Yeah, yeah, that one shot like if you serpent seems
Way to decide get even more confused. Yeah, I always do and they just kind of shoot in a random direction
You
What's the max level in dune 200 and I'm currently 186
Where the chat I'm just undoing the schedule for tomorrow to give them lots of extra time off good
Yeah, I think I'm just gonna do the big sleep tomorrow
That's probably a good idea. I'll do the sleep and then I'll get back to work
Because I got all kinds of shit there, right?
There's a lot of vids out now very aggressive stuff, but I would think it would grow your channel
That's not really how that works because people believe the things that are in those videos
I had to go and debunk a whole bunch of stuff that people were saying about programming today
Uh, we're just sort of just goddamn annoying
Because the person who put out the video went and attacked all the ways that I was coding things
Except he was attacking built-in functions with game maker that you can't change
All right
Thinking that I had somehow written them in that way, but that's how game maker works
He just didn't know the engine or the language which is game maker language
Stupid as hell to watch so I left a big post on his video game maker that way
Yeah, it's it's mostly insane to be honest with you
There I'll give you guys the I'll give you the post in the video here one sec
Oh, there we go
Here enjoy
Goddamn it youtube
YouTube always takes like a second for me to be able to post something it freaks out tries to shorten the link
YouTube just occasionally just freaks out for me and just crashes the tab
But I never know if the stream is still live or not so I just kind of assume it is
Enjoy that chat
I
Especially not crashing out. Oh, I just battle the SKG shit
That's that's the closest to crash that I have because they swatted me
So now they get to be banned whenever they bring it up in shed
And I realize it's not that whole community, but a couple of better actors have made me not want to engage with you guys
That's about it
And that's my right so take it somewhere else
I
Think I'm gonna take these back out. Yeah twice
You keep petitions useless, I agree with you. I mean, that's fair, but like to be a really man
It's like doesn't matter
What is game maker a engine?
Game maker is an engine to make 2d pixel art based RPG games
He uses game maker language, which is a proprietary language that has certain constraints
I know it very well
If you have any questions about using it, let me know. I've been using it for like 10 years
Back since game maker version 1.4. Now it's game maker 2 and a million versions in
Yep
You'll be using game maker for the upcoming pirate jam good
You
Still working in harp banners at just a done project if you look at the actual steam page, you'll see that I updated every month
I do find it really interesting that lots of people go
Did you suban in this game and I go have you looked at the steam page and like no
It's like then why are you asking that?
It's like
Stop listening to youtube is your source of information
It's not doing well for you
Go to the steam page read the announcements is one every month hatch notes galore
I
Literally told that to my friends. I know it's it's insane to me dude. He abandoned his game. I updated every month
Yeah, but he abandoned his games. All right, but very cool
so
Come on manage to ask no need to be salty about it go to the steam page and look and you're not the only one who asks
At that point it's just concerned trolling bud
We get thousands and thousands of people who come in here and ask if I've abandoned the game
You can do one second of research and find out that that isn't true
You know that I know that now I'm gonna do this
All right
You
Need to dump all those up above I think
You
How many thermal electrics they even have I was so damn many of these I don't even need them anymore
shit
Rockets
I don't actually need these items anymore how many thermal electric coolers have
1,700 of the damn things
What do you watch you have you watched a bit about your job history from slop news network here
Imagine trusting a video and send slop news network
If you want my job history, you should just I don't know look at my LinkedIn
You know where my job history is
It's all right here. You could just look at it
Because it's public and it's always been there
Obsessive fucking weirdo. It's Jesus dude. It's literally right here
You
Let's see
You
All right slurry is in
Oh
Dump that there
Oh, no, oh dear god brought us
Well, no, oh, no, what has happened? Oh, no, what have you done?
Uh, it closed the door inside of my character
Okay
And this is a door no one can open but me
Oh
Well, that's that's nice, right? There's a unstuck kill me
Um
I
Are you respawned? Well, I've seen you but unstuck
I don't know if it does a just does it like a teleport to nearby. I can't use any abilities
When I try to move a user's stamina wait
Nope
Oh my god, look at this
Have you got any other car owners who can destroy but destroy wall for you? It's not wait. Maybe a
Jesus Christ, dude
I
That's insane
That's awful. Yeah
How about even half like just it did you just want to throw and it just I literally went to go walk through and it just shut on me
Yeah
Like it was just I was like right here and I walked in and it just ate me
Lovely I'm gonna stand right here and see how long this takes
Sector weather alert alarm, it almost just did it again. You see that
But if it closes in just the right way, yeah
So I'll stand I'll stand right here. No, it's because it takes a moment to to like close
There see reap road wow a horrible experience
Oh
Jesus
I'm dropping the xbox game camp to join pirate gen because microsoft wanted my rights to forever use my name likeness voice, etc
And license it to third parties to come for commercial use. Yeah, no. Yeah, I will never do that
That's weird as shit
Sector weather alert alarm sandstorm is approaching if I didn't have a build build till I'd be dead right now. Yeah
Yep
Can you show us again how it happened? You just kind of
Set a door to not be automatic open
You stand in the door for a moment you move out of there and then get back into it and it'll close on you. Yeah
Yeah
Jesus Christ
That is weird as shit. Yeah, it's a super rude one
No one sick will get you out you will not die you can relog to fix. I don't know if that one relog fixes
Hey from France, what's up?
Yeah, companies are doing massive grabs on everyone's IP for their all alums. Yep pretty common
I am unsurprised man
I
Thank you anonymous gift her for they gifted some
Stuck in air cane this morning can't leave really
You give a tier one sub to pirate underscore software what
Weird
This guy said things in the chat to
weird
Oh, that was the dude that said it was his gamer name for 20 years
And his account was made in 2019
Yeah, I remember that dude
I
Remember that
You can give subs to accounts that don't exist
Bullshit
I'm calling bullshit on that one
I'm calling bullshit
I
You really liked the way harp on would this be the correct channel to ask how development is progressing? Yeah, I do monthly updates
Next one comes out soon. I was gonna try to get it up for the first week, but I can't I worked on it since 9am
Yesterday and then got on stream
Now this is not me baiting for a sub we have enough. I want to know if this is even possible
You
Yeah, I want to see if there's evidence of gifting a sub
This count does not exist that account has existed since 2015
It's a real account named this count does not exist
You
When it's in that cooking next cooking with winky segment we want to do a whole thing with it
Yeah
It sounds like bullshit
Subgives have a weird priority system. Yes, but they don't go to accounts that don't exist
That account is real
Hmm
Where is it that I can find a govey
Gov there it is there in the red flowers in the you down
It'll give to non followers. Yeah
It's supposed to give to people in the channel first then followers than non followers
But we figured that out that that was a lie ages and ages ago
Because
Because it was gifting to random people all across chit and like chat or all across
Which rather even though people in chat didn't have subs
Yeah, I think it's a percentage chance of those things too. We also don't have an answer to a really age-old question
If
You have turbo
It gives ad revenue to the streamer as if
You watched ads
If you have a sub you do not get ads, but it doesn't give ad revenue to the streamers if you watched ads
What happens if you have both
Twitch has never been able to answer this question
Ever
I even asked the chief monetization officer, which was Mike Minton at the time
Didn't know I asked Dan Clancy didn't know I asked engineers didn't know
Nobody knows the answer to that question
And there were two different pages on their documentation that said it worked and didn't work
So even the wiki was out of out of sync. Nobody knows
Nobody's ever known
It is a great mystery on the platform that I wish the one day solve
How would we figure this out? We can't
That's the worst part
Yeah, we have no idea what happens when that happens
So how do I find these agave plants like I'm out here
Do they just show up do I scan them
I
They're like a little red
I mean, it's it's a bit like when when you send donkey out into forest lip of glue flower red thorns
It's the same kind of vibe like they're just innocuous little red flowers that are
out there
It sounds awful
Yeah, broadly yes
Is there any special location they're in
Um, you typically find them where you find quite like large density of cactus rather than the water flowers
I
Just want to make it cool like lamp in my house
Wow, these these suck
They do yes, they're awful the scanner makes it a little bit better, but not much
God this was awful
You
At least they give five at a time you need five to make one lamp
Yeah
It's agave is a horrible thing to harvest
Oh, there's one
I guess it's up above
Why is the spot glowing?
Oh, dear god
One
Ah
Yeah
Yeah, I'm gonna say right now nah
That's a whole lot of nah you say go north
You
All right, I got another one this seems like needlessly annoying to do though like legitimately
All right, I'm just gonna get those three and then leave
So
So
So
They're like 30 to 40 of the big cactus hmm
Looks like somebody up here actually made a circular building
Kind of is that circular?
That's kind of cool. Yeah, that's really cool actually look at this
Oh
It's Sabu's
Still your water the hex again. Yeah, that's uh, that was hexagon base
I drank all the water and I'm leaving now. I can't believe you stole 40 milliliters a little
It's mine now. I'm telling I'm telling ownership is ownership is 10 tens of law
I mean our rack is broadly yes
I'm even broadly
I can't believe that we found thought guilty of griefing someone else's base and therefore we're going to wipe progression group do it you won't
Not 40 milliliters of water. No when you were given access. It's not griefing
He filled my base with mood beeps
He deserves it
Let's see
This is a fun bug
What is it you get stuck in a door?
No, now when I zoom in on the map, it doesn't actually load in the icons for what the content is there
What?
Do you know how it shows you a shipwreck icon?
Yeah
I don't know it doesn't I just I just have open sand
Awful
I
I'm just gonna leave the deep desert to be honest with you. I think that's probably for the best
Oh, I can't I can't build any more lamps
You ever play Age of Conan? No
Could be that your filters are wrong?
Nope
No filters on at all
I'll turn them all I can turn all my filters off so no, I can't see anything that would be helpful, right
There we go. No, I can't see anything real good
No, no new factor of the rocks chat. It's not happening
I
Optor of the rocks
No, the thought for the rocks is gone instead. I will it. I will the thought there into existence
Help me chat help me will it
If I you know what I did the scanning the deep desert, right?
The only rocks I land down were in the a-band they're the only ones I touched like I didn't trust anything
I was on sand dunes for every other one of those scans
I didn't will it chat
The rock boctor
Rock boctor
Yeah, like rock lobster, but I'm done. You got to do the you got to do the song with it now
That's really imagining the song it is true
I couldn't play it better than they're playing it in their head so I can hear it from here
I can also be wearing sand
That does have a worrying sound, doesn't it?
I
Gds
Ruchi with 20 Brazilian reals said I bring info about the Brazil Nintendo situation
Oh, it's not a lawsuit. It is a notification
They have to explain how the terms do not breach our laws
In practice. This means fix this or be fined millions until you fix this
Huh
Hmm
Cool bots. Yeah, I feel that 24 hours now, aren't you?
I'm really interested to see how that goes honestly. I want to see how Brazil handles this with Nintendo
So it'll kind of set the stage for our other countries act as well
Um, Brazil's not a tiny market either even though
Honestly, the pricing of the Nintendo switch to is likely out of the price range of normal like kind of Brazil costs
So be interested to see how they handle it
I have no idea
How's the cost? Uh, it's going better because I'm on antibiotics and I have been for a while
Granted out the assault flutter only to find out you can't start with the backup tool. That is correct
Unfortunately
Ville's 559 with two dollars said thoughts on magneto and Thanos being right
Perfectly balanced as all things should be
Darkness underscore underscore uk with 500 bits said I could finally afford the game and joined your servers
What a fantastic environment
Yeah, thank you so much, brother being disabled. I'm stuck in a lot with my back
It means a lot and a totally respect you as a person
I'm really glad you enjoyed here, man
Yeah, it's
Really glad these servers are set up. So thank you nitrado for doing that. Hell yeah, man
Another wave of bots
Imagine being so obsessed that you have to set up bot accounts to try and get your message through
But your mom's cart like credit card down dude
That's wild
I'm out of water
I
Game volume supposed to be soft. Yes, there's even you know if um
Division two is back up yet
You stole 40 ml good
Friendly fire. There's no friendly fire in there bud
Hmm that one is
That one's in bed
Yeah, it was already done
What have i'm already got i'm bad so it doesn't matter mozzell handle it
Derivally gunsy the duel bro k-style is way too insane for me
I
It's back up
Nishio with 500 bits said hey boss
Have you ever been leavenworth washington if not?
It's a little german town in the mountains could be a fun weekend trip. It sounds like it could be kind of cool
but wait at these ads but
Little german town
Don't they have really good food?
They probably do. I just want good mustard
I wish one of the hardest things is being in the united states a lot of the mustard here sucks
German mustard is really good really good russian mustard really good french mustard really good bavarian mustard really good american mustard paint
And I wish it was not the way
I
Our mustard is so bad
Australian mustard never had it wouldn't know
I
Tried Filipino food a little bit when I was younger, but I can't remember what it was
I know it was Filipino because my friend was Filipino
And his mom was like try food
It's our it's our like home cooking Filipino food and it was good
But I I was too young to appreciate it to be honest with you
So I have no idea
I
Have had balloon I will never eat balloon again
Yeah, no, I have had that
I've talked about my experience with that before that is one of the few things I will never eat again
The flavor was good the texture was horrific
Never again
I
It's an egg yeah
Durian time I like durian I'd eat durian yeah no problem with that
Let's see kill underscore roy with 500 bits said who remembers the red yellow and white cables
I remember the red yellow and white cables
You eat the audio video and whatever cable that went into the tv
I remember the ones you're talking about
No prongs on them. They also come out of the super Nintendo. Yeah
Mr. Chronos
Yes, there's nothing left in dude. Would you like to go shoot dudes? We can go shoot dudes. Yes
I hear um, I'm just leaving the deep desert and I'm stealing all of this
Subidium as I'm finding in the b and c bands of the pv area. That's not making me sad
Here's zapping happening
That's probably fine
That's actually thought we've been we've been trying to we've been trying to reach you you've been you've been in a coma for the three and a half decades
Um, oh, thanks god the electroshock therapy
Fantastic. When do I wake?
Um
We're working on it. Just just hang on in there. It's gonna be okay
He's lying chat
Sleeper what I think of sleeper is waking
It's time
I am also on my way back to
Harder basin. I'm going to just swing by the chome exchange and just make sure the taxes are all paid for all the various uh
Fantastic seach is a full of feasts anyway. I've got to
Spices taking effect good
We're at 58
You know
Nearly six hours in five and a half hours in
It's a us time zones approaching chat. Don't worry
I'm still will grow stronger
I don't know why that one was hidden. Uh, what's your opinion of the most well-run live service game? Hmm
I'm trying to think we do a tts. I beat the queue. Um in terms of most well-run live service game
Probably final fantasy 14
Out of everything dad and warframe those are probably the two top ones ff 14 and warframe
easy
Yeah
I think warframe is probably the better one and the reason why is because they use tenogen and tenogen allows artists to create art
That they then get money for in perpetuity, which is a very good opportunity for artists. Yeah
It's odd turn out the game and it's like been running music forever
Boop
What the game's music. Yeah, the game's music
Did you know that every time you start doing awakening it starts another process
It starts edge game assist
And windows and every time you start doing awakening it starts another copy of edge game assist
Yes, I did. I did notice that it might be us when it was letting windows. I was like how many of these are though
Yeah, every time you start the client it does this
Ridiculous
Ridiculous
There we go
Oh
Bitcraft is updating what they do
Oh
Is there pvp in bitcraft grown-us
You can duel but it's not pvp with any kind of stakes or incentive
So what happens when players take over all of the world
with landclimbing
I don't know. That's that's probably more of like a dance or two good question than for me because I'm not
Okay involved in the empire building side of it
Because like I've been watching that like to push back and forth like a tug of war system potentially on it, but
Yeah
If there was pvp you'd probably play it. Yeah
It's map cosmetics just colors of the map. Yeah, I've noticed that people were like taking over large quantities of the map and I was like
What does that even do?
So that must take more supplies as they to run as they get bigger. Okay
What benefits does that even confer?
Have you named your base in uh
In
In
In dune awakening, sir. Yeah, I have but you don't own it. I've been paying the tax. I've been paying my taxes
Very good. I'm not winking out dude
I don't know what half of these are. That's the problem. Yeah
Yeah, we got five but they've got five and a half days left. That's plenty of time
Division two cronos
I
Chronos is the division time. We have to go multiply
Yes, bergamom, and you had a life once, but that was six months ago
Let's say
Yeah, bitcraft is like our place but with a video game in it. It's wild actually
When's the next update for harp on when I finish it I worked on it from 9 a.m. Yesterday until the stream today
uh, so I haven't slept
And I didn't finish it before stream time
So I'm going to sleep after this and then have my weekend and during my weekend. I'm going to fix it and finish
So
You didn't sleep? No, I was working on the game
So monday it literally doesn't matter which day
That's not when full weekend is as well. Yeah, that's that's not
I
Oh, it's a new season
I'm just giving my chat the last opportunity to get the uh, the atreides outfit and to
Do to show off what it looks like for them because they drop in the drop ends in an hour and 11 minutes
Your goblin. So yeah, and just just so they just so they can see it and they're not missing out on it
You know, I'm making sure that I show up for them
So
Hmm beautiful outfit
Is this resident evil all of herkin
Where is this season
Yeah
Yeah, you you suit a tradies green
Hey
You're a grim goblin you are
Uh, I I think it's
I mean your chat can decide for themself with exclamation point four tradies
It's opening up another browser. I don't need a browser tab. I need to know what this event is
Where the hell do I even see this is it on your social crossroads?
What is this
Or tradies go to the events timeline on the right
You
Here we go
I
Only goes on for seven days new enemy tech is causing hostels to reanimate after death
The only way to stop this reanimation is to disconnect the brain response with headshots
Optin and complete challenges to earn rewards
How do I opt in?
Ah, there we go activating
Got to kill him with the headshot headshots only now grown us
I
I
Priority objective available
I
Gonna check the global settings on this
I'm getting rid of ammo hoard quarters by the way
Sounds good
Have you enabled the reanimated event is that like a directive? Yeah bloody red bundle
Bloodmarked mask, okay, and intense
All right, so if you want to join my my mission, I do have that thing running. Thank you. This gifted subs. It's incredibly nice of you
Seriously, thank you
Yeah, so this one
This one will be really interesting because we have to get headshots only
Headshots only that's gonna be really interesting
Yeah, because if they if they died of something other than the headshot, I guess they come back to life
That's exciting
You
Feels like this game is gonna get killed wishful thinking in your part, but they just released a DLC
If it does, those are the games
Oh, no
Guidance unavailable
Oh
This is wild
Uh behind you kronos hundred six
Oh when you kill them in the head they explode like in a gas cloud
Oh, it looks so cool
So you get a hundred percent tell
Is this a new game? No, it's a new season in division two
Okay, I like this that effect is neat
The cloud heals you as well. Okay, that's sick
You want to go heal yourself with brain matter exploring hearings. This might be a week to you shotguns
It's kind of shotgun. Yeah
You love reanimated. It's just a really awesome system to be real deal
Isn't division one dead already? No
Yeah
Yeah division one is still played by a lot of people man
Let's go try to take this control spot. You ready?
Hang on. I'm just flipping a weapon for the for doing this. Okay, I'm getting hit with a rocket launcher parallel. Oh, okay. That's that's nice
Jesus actual Christ
It was a scary shit
What is that? Is that a person or a for it?
The hell is it?
Okay
That dude sniped the shit out of me
Yeah, we're getting out of here
Is that bomb gas? Totally is
Yeah, I need a better angle to attack that that place from it's not a good angle
Are you trying to attack the tight all the way up that line that would have been intense
I'm gonna go up. Yeah, we're gonna go around the corner because that spot over there was not it
Going up this way makes more sense
Enemies above the head of us. Yep
Oh
Can we just kill them normal to it looks like if you kill them a second time they just die
All right, I think second time run they just die. That's easy
Okay, they have a grenade launching turret on the roof. We don't want to be near each other
See that yellow turret
I'm going this way. I'm gonna try to be outside of its range
I'm sneaking inside nice. Okay. I'm inside
Where the hell is the battery for this piece of shit?
Okay, I'm on one of the batteries now or I would be if the game allowed me to do anything
Battery down
I don't know where the other one is looks like one of the turrets is down the other one is not
Where is the other battery?
Try to call reinforcements if you can
I can't we'll move into trying to do it now
Yep calling nearby allies
Out
You're right. Yeah, I just got hit by the other turret
Being a bud
I
I've scammed me up. We get NPCs gotcha. I'm enforcement there
Damn on the inside just taking everything out
I
Nice
Yeah, I've killed basically everything in the inside nice
I
And pc didn't pop
Yeah, the boss. I think they might get back up. It's okay. It's okay
The inside is completely done, so by the way when they're on the ground you can shoot their head
If you don't kill them right
Yep, yeah killing killing them and then shooting them on the ground totally works
Nice
Why is everything so on fire in here don't worry about it
We had a dance party. Okay, there's a lot of disco god
That turret is not the other one was cleared. I don't know where the other battery is
Here it is. Thanks. Yeah, I was fighting like a million dudes down those stairs the whole time
Where's his head
I'm sure yeah, you got a double tap, you know. Yeah. Yeah, always double tap
I'm on fire not in a good way
I
Got him
I'm got the head
Oh
It moves so jerkly that it's actually genuinely difficult to land a final hit on them
There
There's one out here
I love you so over killing them
But
All righty
It seems like they're taking dramatically more damage by the way
I think it's designed to incentivize you to drop them as a zombie then they'll come back. Yeah
Because I'm doing like 1.5 million some of these hits
What
What happened to dune there's no content for us to do men we finished it
There's like no more game left in that game
Ew, I got brain all over me
Delicious human gunk
Bloop
Nice more enemies coming from the north
Days
It's floated into chunklers I had to kill consecutive enemies with with headshots and that guy died of fire feels bad
I do ran towards me like he was trying to actually eat my brains like these zombies they are zombies
So
So the headshot gas cloud actually deals damage to the other enemies too
Nice, so it heals us does damaged enemies and is hilarious looking
Right. I like this is good fun. Yeah
We're playing on heroic, aren't we? Yeah, we are
What is new in patch?
So they brought back a new event or like a reanimated event where if you headshot enemies
They explode in a gas cloud just kind of cool and then the DLC released the new
um
Like the new stuff basically the new zone
which
You just get attacked by meatball. No one sec. I'll be right back
No, notice we're not in the june category press controller five
You
Says the division two here on twitch anime everything
Alrighty, let's give so much loot
All
Alrighty, so this is actually pretty interesting. I am
I'm interested in continuing the storyline I think
But it looks like the only way we have to do is army terminal the main mission
So i'm gonna fast travel to that
Let's do it
I
Think I pressed accept other gauge took a while uh ads are about to start
Gotta wait. We'll wait
Stop mind
Are you landers send food to the pew box only non perishables people have sent like care packages of stuff in the past
but
Wait what
What do you mean ferret escape
It's only oldies that
Yeah, it's gonna say there's no way they escaped
Waiting in these ads the search still
Nice to see division two what build are you running? I am using the bullet king or machine gun building
Yeah, we had a way to wow for those ants to start man. They just now started
Is c++ code no harban is not in c++ that's in game maker language very very different things
Yeah
Yeah, it's made in game maker
Really simple language doesn't have a lot of control, but doesn't really matter
Isn't that lua no it's in game maker language. It's its own shit. Hi meatball
Yeah lua's its own thing too
More
More you like this
He's not my cat
You
Meatball why
Bailey and meatball meet-up win that can never happen meatball has fiv
He would give it two other cats
And Bailey is the oldest grumpiest bastard who is never moving anywhere for anyone
Infected yeah, all right you're ready to go
Yeah, we're trying out a shotgun
Good luck
I've also got a sniper rifle if I need to switch so like that seems correct
So I was using during the
It's basically 8 million per shot with a sniper rifle. I don't need you haven't heard anything about division two
Would you mind doing a quick explanation? Yes post-apocalyptic looter shooter
World ended because a madman decided to basically release a virus on black friday
On money. How do we get out of this? Is it over here? Oh, there we go
Well, that was a difficult level. I'm glad that we managed to solve that small puzzle. Yeah, it's pretty good. We're back in a thousand
I do believe you were out in the open sir
I
I do believe we're on fire now somehow
Okay, honestly this week is awesome. I love zombie mode. This is great fun
It's like confetti
Boop it's healing the shit out of me too
And we love to see it
You
You also know very satisfyingly when they properly died because you get a nice big green eruption of smoke
Yeah, that also heals the shit out of your armor by the way like love it really really fast
And you enjoying dark tides newest class it feels hope to be honest with you. Yeah
Cool
Yeah, it's honestly like incredibly overpowered. I find it's just the new class in dark. That is just so tanky
Like I detonated and then also detonated
Oh shit
You making friends too many
The monster closet for the friends
Yeah
Oh, well, they're actually like spawning just dying. I just need behind us. It hurts
Trying to repair myself and their brain. Yes
Oh
Oh
We have to destroy pressure gauges around the room it might be a gauntlet
Got a second one they might be a dps rose like
My hive is picking me up good
There are valves around the room
You got one
I've killed two of them. We need one more somewhere. I don't know where it is
Might be down below. I'm gonna go look. Oh wait. Nope. That's not it
Like all on pipes
Do you see it and stroke at it? Oh nice nice
Explosion or it's inevitable. Okay. Oh, no, we're never able
I
Like being a place where explosion risk is inevitable. Did they get a different voice actress for the uh
A couple of different
Isaac and it's anor the other one. Oh, there's a intel over here. Yeah, I found it
my ball phone
I just need one second topic my youtube title which didn't update it correctly
I'm not gonna hold down the trigger a long long time
There may be a liability there. He doesn't seem to be fully attached is fired suffer trans. No, I'm a dude with long hair
It's saying shit, dude
Yeah, four chai tried to pull that one last night as well
They tried to say that I killed myself and then I was trans neither of which are true
I
Asserts
On the move
Oh
Something about the new voice is really annoying
Yeah, I might be fat. Oh
That turds terrifying
Okay, I'm gonna try to go around this side
There's a lot of enemies. Oh wait, that's all flamethrower madness over there. I'm gonna die doing this
I believe
Yeah, shit. Oh my god. It's okay. Look up
One down two down. I
Oh my god
These turrets suck dude
They really do
What's going on here? Do you like fire?
Okay
Where's that cable going? I don't know but we're getting surrounded by dudes back here and I'm killing them all
There's still another
You got it. I got all the dudes from behind
Nice
Jesus
You got sorry, I just want to confirm you said that you've got all the dudes from behind. I did I did
Okay, okay, you could have that any way you want it to be
You could you can fantasize about that any way you want
Your life is saved
I'm sure that no one on a fortune is gonna use that to make some kind of wild ass claims now behind us couldn't be
There's a series of men coming from us. I'm sorry. Are you getting the dudes from behind now?
Is that what I'm hearing?
Uh, there seems to be going for me, but I'm not a big fan. I'm I'm down
You're down
I'm bleeding to death. Okay
I'm gonna get into cover here and wait until it's safe for you
Okay, I'm gonna not die to this sniper while this guy reanimates next to me and turns into a cloud of death
Where are you?
Hello, hello, too many dudes. Yeah. Yeah, I can't say my experience as you do. It seems fair
More hostile detected a more hostile detected. That's that's that's nice. I love when they explode in a paint, you know
I
Look at the boss
Do we though
Ooh
That'd be really cool. I could not be on fire
There we go. Yeah
I kind of want to see what happens if those big ones reanimate
Uh, he's reanimating
I died died like a real bitch. I just I just shot him ahead once. Yes. Yeah. Yeah, that's all it took
Off we go
I haven't actually used that shotgun yet. That's the funny part. What have you been using?
Um, my my hundred percent stability hundred percent accuracy rifle
Okay, I just kind of like to be honest with you. I just used the bullet laser
The bullet king is kind of I do I'm gonna do this bullshit one sec boop
I
I can't wait when they're in the cloud. They're basically taking an aoe damage which is a lot. It's a lot of aoe too
Yeah, it's like a ton of aoe damage
One of the left's gonna come back up. Look at that. Just completely chunks that it completely jumps all the right path of enemies
Even though that's coming back up. Just getting killed
Yeah, it's murdering murdering. It's great. I love this
This is a new version like this is a really cool
This is what I like about the division. They they don't hesitate to do like cool fun little things like this
It's turn him into confetti
Yeah
I wonder what flavor that confetti is like armor flavor actually it's delicious delicious armor flavor
Armor too, you mean our favorite, you know, source of
videos of aerial combat, but use for government propaganda videos. Oh, that's armor three actually
Gotta give them some credit
I've done it after them any credit. Oh no, they closed us closed us in a garage
We can't shoot our way out with this lmg
Oh no, oh no
They knew it was a division because we were able to shoot those box
Oh, it's finally black tusk again my favorite dudes
I
Um, okay robot dog. I have a question. How does reanimating the dog work? I don't know
I always love these guys because they love fighting in small little corners. I think I'm blind. All right. Yeah, I was blinded by uh
I
One sec boop
I don't think I can hurt that thing zoomin
All right, so that thing's like a turret is it is it operated by something
Okay
It's just like on its own do it a thing
Can we deactivate it? I guess whatever. Let's just leave
Yeah, just go around
I feel like bullets unlock all these locks, you know what I mean? Yeah bullets unlock most locks in the division
I think every lock really
I
Bullets unlocked that guy's head just now
Well, if they die inside the green gas so they come back as zombies. Yes, they do. Yes. Yeah, they do
I'm sad that johnny five is no longer alive by the way
Ow
My bomb my bones from that bomb. It's not good
Oh
But the workloads
What
Oh, man, there's a portable device over here
Portable device portable device. Oh, yeah, it's it's an update. I've got watch level 4 as well, but hell yeah
I have this fuse. I guess it goes here
I'm guessing it goes here in the where I'm standing. Oh
I can teleport the fuse to me. I have opened this thing
Oh, we got more dudes
Let's get around
Nice
My god, we're gonna stick
Is it doing good
Um, it seems interesting
Tts playback is not working. Yes, it is. It goes into the queue just like everything else. I have to manually press the button
You are by yourself in there. We're join me. Join me brother. I sure I want to
Let me repair my armor before we open the armor. I can't read any of these
It's a bad time to tell you I'm a literate
We could tell don't worry
The oats brother
Oh, this can only go well
Black dust nuclear reactors
Oh, it's one of those hate those
Scout activity completed. What is that the hell
You six got you
I got you
Agent you need to stabilize the bridge
Robits down robot
Oh
Holy shit, they're all around you
I'm on the other floors behind it. My hive is up. I'll be good
Yeah, I gotta I gotta get in this corner
I'm taking down their hive
Yep
Yeah, I was healing the shit out of them
I
Get another hive up
Oh, I've just been flying it again. I'm dead. I'm fully dead. Yep. Shit. I'd uh
Had a um spawn cover for me
Are you kidding me game? It locked me in using the control like the keyboard and then they threw a grenade on me
Yeah
Just take move again
Nice
I'm actually getting banned from Thor shell and coming over to my chat and being banned over here because
Which isn't an idiot
Bani
Silly's
Yeah, don't go up on the earth stage. It's a trap. Yep
Agent
Try to see if I can lock down your spot so I can get you
Oh shit
Right as I tried to get up there. Yeah, it's nice like that. Yeah, yeah
My people just secure the reactor and then pick you up
I
Come on
Come on, come on, come on, come on
You
Got him
Oh shit, there's more of them now
Okay, I'm probably gonna die right here
Oh my god, they all have like healing units and shit now
Yeah, black tusker kind of intends on your six my body you've earned me
Got that one
I'll keep an eye on that corner another enemy in that corner
He's moving because he's on in the gas club
Oh
Oh
Come on, I'm gonna leave that enemy dead to be honest with you when you pick me up because you might stream my trigger spawn
I had to take him out. I think the next event is what spawns it
Okay
Shit just got stuck
You could probably pick me up from when you're standing off the edge
Maybe
It's trying to get me to loot gear instead of pick you up, which is super annoying. That's always hell
I don't know when it does that
Oh, I just an error 2000 as well on twitch nice nice classic twitch
All right, we live
Against all odds
All right, I got this one
Are you ready to find Danvers I'm ready to find Danvers
A
World level is this they don't really I don't believe they have world levels anymore. They just have
Yeah, it's just the heroic directive shit
They used to have world levels. That was like a whole thing and they kind of like burned all that off, didn't they?
I think that might be what you have maybe between levels zero and I can't remember anymore to be honest with you
Yeah, it's just max
I don't remember if they kept it
All right, let's see
Oh, okay, this is just gonna be a a killbox room. I can't wait
Why is there a timer counting down, okay
Where
I had a countdown give me a minute countdown. I didn't say it weird
Lol
Well, I've activated gas clouds inside of their group of enemies
Oh
Nice
I was like chewing through a tin can dude. Yeah
Through that head armor
Oh behind
Oh
Something that is ready to deploy
Follow the powerliners, okay nuclear something we love a nuclear something don't we we love it when a nuclear reactor is powering something
Well, they said he said a nuclear. Yeah, just it's just a nuclear something
What's a nuclear reactor powering is something
Which which makes it, you know
Definitely dangerous. What if we go in there and it's like
They're like trying to cure cancer in children and we just murdered all
This is this Elon's bunker and he's trying to upload himself to some kind of flight AI network to live forever
Oh besides just a running. We have a half-life situation
Oh dear
Oh, I can't shoot through the door. We have to go in to shoot
Okay, yeah, clever video game
What is this?
It's immune flame throw a dog. Oh god. It's it's metal gear
It's actually unironically metal gear
Oh dear god
Oh my breath
Metal gear health advice removed
What
Okay
I went from full health to no help immediately
I feel like the dogs can see you the metal gears. Yeah. Oh wait, I've ads
I have to I have ads. I gotta wait
I have a countdown on that
Yeah, this has retrieved retrieve data from the workstation, but we have to wait for other
When I'm too far away from it. Yeah, we're just gonna wait. Yeah. Yeah countdown. We're just gonna wait because that's yeah
Can you believe that they made a you know robot to surpass metal gear? You believe?
Actually, it doesn't really surprise me anymore to be honest. Yeah
You realize we're gonna have to fight these, right?
This
This one has leather shin guards
On a metal frame makes it a ranger
This one also has leather shin guards
That probably ranges, or maybe it's like ballistic material in some way
Dig this model
unironically
Both of these dogs are flamethrowers, by the way
Yep
Metal gear
Looks like you'll never get it because you're always solo. You can just play this solo
It scales in difficulty based on the number of players
I used to play this solo just as as was yep same
That's why my build was shield and hive because the shield gives me extra cover so I can like protect myself and the hive would put me back up
I don't know
All right ads are over
I'm awaiting
Did they say the reanimate event they did so chronos now that the ads are over I have a big question
Why do we have to activate the dogs to make them vulnerable? Why can't I just shoot?
I don't know. Why can't I just go up there with a big hammer and just like remove a couple of their joints
Yeah
Anyway, let's activate the boss. I guess
We gotta get in this ring you gotta get in the ring
Chronos chronos
Is that counting you are you sure?
Warhound activated oh god
Ah
Well, that one's dead
Dear god dear god
I
I'm very glad you've got the bullet king. This is literally what it's designed to do. This is what I was made for
Hilda robots
Yeah, look at that
Rip them up
Yeah, this gun was
Made so that I could kill stuff that was black tusk robots because that was like the end game at the time
So now when we run into them, they're just kind of a meme
I
Was made for this
Workstation destroyed
Workstation destroyed
Workstation destroyed
Ow the hell is hitting me what though dude came out of nowhere
We've got rushes basically on all sides. Yeah
Yeah, it's not good
Bullets infinite bullets
It's
All right, they're dead we love infinite bullets. I do love infinite bullets
I like the discord's nose oppression suppressed that kind of weird kind of like
Noise you made a second ago, but I could still hear it across your stream. That's probably the for the best to be honest
Yeah, hearing a title for risk army
Good
Just
Find a good rifle to not actually use rifles alumnus. Oh, they use the same rounds to salt rifles. That's why
Let's rock
All right, we have a gigantic room
They're building ish a ship
Oh, they also have a lot of sniper rifles
Oh, that's kind of them. I guess
Oh, no stupid horrible undead
It's got those dumb red grenade things. Okay, I'm back up
Yeah, they all got laser sights in here
Tag their medic
Come on
Medic's done
nice
Done
The hell was that
I'm not using the turret as much as I should. I don't know it was then breaking the windows to repel down a baronay
Oh
Those guys are both getting back up
Uh, one limbs not
Got a robot dog
I'm breaking it. It's broken. It's all right. It's down
Dog go pop
Oh
Oh, whoa, that's a lot of them
Are those sewer guys those don't look like blank dust there round your six
Yep, thank you. Yep. Yep
Shit, we've got a flamethrower dog
Daggett
I got too many on this side
All right, I'm ready to take it down. Oh
Hello, and it's dead. There we go. Yeah, I was uh
Try to keep up for a back. Oh, that's gonna kill me
My bones. All right, I'm putting armor back
I will cover you while you put on my back and I'll put my other back. Did you hear fun? Go pop? No, you heard flame dog
It's their new robot dogs that have flamethrowers on them
Yeah, funko pops new flamethrower dogs that they they create. Yeah, you should say funko pops from now on
I feel like that's candid now. I don't like them
But I'll call them funko pops just for you. I know how much you like them
So there's no more game in doing this. Yeah, there's
How many hours did I take to get there? 300
And there's not really anything for us to do anymore, right?
Yeah
I've got friends I could help level up and kind of push through and stuff
But there isn't really a huge amount left to do in June. Yes, correct. Yeah, there's just not much left
But 300 hours out of a game, which is I think what?
40 pounds that maybe even less than that 50 bucks. Yeah, I feel I felt really solid in my purchase
I do think the endgame is in a weird spot, but it didn't stop me from enjoying the game. So not too worried about it
Exactly. I still got I still felt like I got value out of it
Which direction are we going here? Oh, we gotta go up this up here in the second elevator
What game game please
I'll give you a leg up
Electrical hazard detected
You ready to get electrocuted? I'm ready. I'm really ready to get electrocolliputed
I I wish I would be able to solve stringers electrocolliputed. Oh, it's bad near
the reference to uh, allie g in the house, which is a horrific film
You ready for this because this is uh
Oh
Oh, I like the sound. I love the sound of Tesla coils make
Is it like a spot? Okay, we kill that
Yeah, it's destroyed based like workstation in terminals
I'll be on the backside normally of each of these
Yep, I'm hopping up on this one. I'll pop it
Feel like there's been enemy spawn wave by get close to this door, but fine
Yeah, I popped this one
Hang on. I'm just gonna quickly change my skill out because I don't want to be using the turret here
You're using the banshee pulse aren't you because you're in gunner
Yes, of course. Yeah banshee is very strong
I
Okay, I'm gonna take the uh, the jammer pulse and it can disable all of the hostile electronics
And that'll be useful against black tusk that door has to open somehow
Up there we go found it
Oh, they're mad
To cure the area. Oh, okay
I
Guys getting back up
Oh
That one
Okay, I guess you're getting a roof and I guess yeah, I guess we do
They're very upset aren't they? I mean, it's all just it's all just
They seem you know if you could if you could come in quietly make your way to the rooftop. That would be great
It's all a little mad. You can escape
Yeah, I agree. They're a bit rustled you think they're angry because we're killing all their dudes
No, I think they're angry because they're mad they might be mad because they're angry though
That makes sense. Yeah. Yeah, I could believe that
This game worth getting into though. I never played and it looks a matter if you've never played every game is
A game you've never played until you do, you know
And in terms of playing one and two that's doesn't really matter either
One was a cool game, but two is a lot more content in it at this point
I
I'm shooting the robot
Okay left robot down
Johnny five
Both Johnny fives down
Yeah, to be real with you. I I enjoy these games quite a lot and I have for years
Very very fun playing with friends
Okay, yeah
Is the other guy talking chronos? Yes. Yes, it is. Hi, it is I
Could you show your gear after the mission? I could just show it now. I'm using the
That was this thing called coyote mask and then I've got the
Striker set and then I've got the contractors gloves I'm also using bullet king
That way I have unlimited ammo all my bullets do additional damage all my bullets are in one mag and
Every time I hit enemies it buffs myself and the rest of the party
My gun sucks it's carried us so far
You play whatever build you like I'll play this one
Oh
Nice
I just got the uh the global event thing for killing 10 dudes in a row headshots only
I
Is that thing just a freaking gig of zeppelin dude look at it
I think they've made it especially from lead
A led zeppelin new sir. Oh god. Look up. There's a million little baby drones
I've had nightmares about this. This is hell
Alternatively, it could be a fireworks like let you know like a fake firework display. It seems incorrect
We have to secure the area still. What are we doing?
Oh, that's the problem. It's the million tiny drones
No, it's not what I wanted to do game. Why are you sticking to the wall? All right
Holy shit, dude. They're from everywhere
Oh my god, okay
I just got surrounded by drones. It got annihilated dude. Wow
You can't headshot drones. Yeah, they just killed you too
We don't really have anything that's like good against that
I call for backup
Yeah, we're wiping. There's no way
We don't we don't have we don't have an EMP we got nothing for that. Um
Hmm
Okay, sniper was gonna work against that. I might switch that to a mg
Yeah, well SMG might work quite nicely for those
A damage to armor. Good LMG. Yeah, I'm using LMG on them and they just surrounded and melted me. So I was like
Where's my
No, no, they're arming from the flame bombs on the Zeppelin between final checks for the attack on the bridge
Fire the purple flame bomb and it's targeting the route
Vital science critical
Goddamnit
Oh
Oh
It's releasing a million drones
All right, God, it's like hail
Jesus Christ man
Oh
Yeah, I can't see shit. There's it's literally bullets from every direction
I think we have to take up an encampment on the opposite side of the arena from the Zeppelin
I think it's the only thing we could do because it's just it's just infinite bullets all over the screen
Oh my god, dude
And actually hang on let me also this actually might be when the turret is worth taking but let me take my turret again, all right
So if it actually does anything
Don't want to manually select targets though, so
Ham and bacon hash brown in it
All
It's interesting that every time the NPCs have to say purple flame
Yeah, it's like it's just fire
Yeah, it's just it's just powerful fire
Party fire. Yeah, I'm gonna get up here
This would be my spot
You're right over there. Yep
My turret is over there just basically taking out the last zombie apparently
Yeah, we would kill the couple of them all is more
Oh
Yeah, this is working way way better. Yep, definitely
Oh
Ow I got him. Don't worry
Are you doing an ammo I'm doing okay, I can always switch my LMG if I need to the uh
I'll do that now
Oh
Oh, we gotta get down there
Maybe we may use that up top when you uh because you're putting the work with that damage good
I got their last unit suppressed how he's done using the keyboard now
Accessing surface to air missiles
Come into the sands
Laser murder laser Marauder. Oh dear god
One engine down it hurts. I'm on fire
25% complete
My bones
I've almost got the big robot down. It's dead. Yeah
I'm interacting with the same
I'm coming back up top. No nearly done in a way that we go
All right big robot is good. I think I think we're good
Yeah, I've managed to basically dump a whole LMG mag 200 rounds into the side of the laser Marauder
I think you have to go interact with the other sand okay the one all the way over there on my way
I
Let me know if it's got an interactive on it
There we go, I'm going for that one
Okay, this one is active so I don't think we need to hack this one
I thought this one yet
I
Nice. Yeah, I think we just have to stay near these
Uh, okay, you've got a huge only spawn on you. I'm taking out that health kit, but it's a yellow one
There we go
It's fine
Oh
Nice
We've almost got the Sam's
Launch it
It's like right near you
In the room launching get that son of a bitch Danvers
Oh, it's bringing up the shutters and then cinematic
Yes
What's with the green smoke or something dies? Uh, it is an event. We have to get headshots
Yeah, get on Danvers get Hindenburged
I love he's just screaming overcome
What by quietly, yeah, exactly
Actually, he could burn in the sea
No, this is full of water. Don't be silly. I mean he fell into it
Oh
Oh, there's nothing I can do it's only one key to the vault where they keep the emhers printer
That he's on a chain around Theo's neck only person might be able to get it is morale. Can you recruit her? No
She loves him too much to betray him
Besides to be patient last time we went out of town. He gave the key to candle
Much easier to get the key off the dock than an agent
Well, let's give him a reason to get out of town
I
Any hard by dev tonight after the stream. Yeah, I was working on it since 9am this morning all the way up until stream time
And now I'm streaming and then I'm gonna go to bed. I'm gonna work on it during my weekend
I worked I haven't worked on it too. It did
Okay, sweet
Oh, wait, we should probably loop this place
Yeah
Yeah, I haven't worked on harp on stream in forever, dude
I don't while you're spending 24 seven working harp out even while you're sleeping even while you're breathing and pooping
Why are you not doing harp out for why why why do maybe I do work on it while I'm pooping? You don't know
I'd I'd believe that
I'm just saying harp ended all done stream. It's been like a year and a half, dude
Miners from yesterday, I put on an announcement about it. Ooh
All right
Nice
The ward four unlocked
Was it not last month was what not last month what
Do you like Hideo Kojima's work? I do
I think Hideo Kojima is a mad genius going all the way back to when he worked on games like book time
Um
I'm working in this story for her, but yeah, that's all I do anymore. All I have to do is write dialogue
Systems are all done. They've been insured for ages. Oh, we got ads
I
Is Thor's desk a desk of holding because every time anytime anything is mentioned it's at hand probably but she'll never prove it
You feeling better my cough is going away because I'm taking antibiotics
Long delay, did you not work on harp on on stream last month? I have not worked on harp on on stream in like a year and a half
I work on block game on stream and then people come in and go why is harp on made in yabel and I go
It's not like why is harp on Java? It's not
Because they don't know what they're asking for I don't know what they're talking about
What
What are you talking about great advice you don't see an announcement in the discord what
Did you make it so you can't see stream announcements
You clicked the little thing that says stream block didn't you?
So you don't see stream announcements go to channels and rolls and uncheck that box
You see the video the C++ programmer reacts to your coding and harp on yeah, and I responded to him
He doesn't know what he's talking about because the game is written in game maker language
Were none of the things he's saying make any sense
Here
Go over it together
Let me grab a link for you so you can have this
There you go, yeah, no his his
His message makes no sense like his youtube video is just a call-out post
Basically trying to clamor for as much cloud as he possibly can
But his statements don't make any sense when it comes to game maker language like as an example
He said you're using a magic number named sprite spark. That's a direct asset reference. That's not a magic number
It's how you reference files such as sprites
Sounds or other assets in game maker studio. That's that's how you do it. There's no other way to do that
Um or the functions he called out those are built-in functions. We can't change those
Yeah, part type create is part of game maker studio. Those are not rewritable
We could put a wrapper around them, but that just adds a layer of obfuscation that doesn't add any functionality or any type of
You know efficiency whatsoever or the alarms that he called out because they weren't
Named that were named alarm zero through eight. Yeah, those also can't be rewritten because that's built into game maker
And that's it can't use mitt. There's other ways to do it
No, you literally cannot do those other ways like the engine prevents you from doing this any other way because it is
hard-coded into the engine
They're
They're that's how they work in the engine. There's there's no other way to do that
It is game maker language not c++. You cannot do this another way. This is how the engine does it
Like
That's why it's stupid. That's why it doesn't make any goddamn sense
His name is coding jesus, but he doesn't know basic facts of this engine that he's trying to shit on so yeah now stupid review
So there is no admitting that it can be done another way
You cannot in that engine. That's how those functions work
That is that is why they work that way. Yeah
It's insane
Exactly
So you can avoid net magic number so that's not a magic number. It's a direct asset reference. That's not what a magic number is
uh
How dare you point at this at this
sprite sheet like what are you doing?
That's a sprite dude. It's not a magic number. It's a direct asset reference
There is no other way to do that. That is the correct way to do that in game maker
but okay
Go back to c++ where you're correct not in game maker language where we have no control over these things
Oh
Let's see
A genuine question. Thanks for clarifying not hate but believe
Believe what helps you sleep at night. Oh my god, dude. Just go look at the can't maker docs your dumbass
Oh rage bait kid
Actually insane behavior
Anyway, there's the entire write-up in response to that shit. Believe it of the hell you want. I don't give a fuck
Let's see
There's an objective reality and
Game maker will not allow you to do the things that he's asking for in some of those cases and other ones
They don't matter. That's an example. There's no data types in game maker. It's just fluid variables
You don't have to type them as a bully and it's irrelevant
Let's see here because you can't wasn't doing anything
How did you get over there?
Is there another door this door? There's an elaborate maze
In order to escape and to be honest with you, I still don't think that the staircase I used to escape was there the first three times
I went past it
This is staircase down
Yes
Okay
Oh
Oh, I think I may have found the way out
I'm looking to buy
This would be fine if you didn't claim to be an omega game dev hacker with 20 years of experience
I've been working in the games industry for 20 years. That is a fact
The things that he posted on there are not relevant to game maker or a game maker language. That is also a fact
You can be but mad about this, but it doesn't matter
Your ass rustling does not change those facts
Have a day
Hmm, let's see
Where do I actually donate these resources in is that under expertise? Yeah donate old junk. There we go. And it makes no indicated sound
How is your recalibration doing?
You basically meant to build up like a library of stats that you can reroll
Yeah, I've I've already did that in the past so like my shit's like pretty geared out. I need to get
I'm just an application. Is it proficiency? Whatever the hell it's called
Yeah, proficiency is the one that I don't have like any of in most of my swappens such
Ass wrestling is wild the internet's full of it these days
I
Did you get that thing I sent you which thing was it? I received many things in the PO box
You
Is everyone else wrong in this case this person is completely wrong and I posted receipts to show
Incredibly when people on the internet start dog piling they start making a lot of mistakes
And that's what they're doing
Let's see
Which person you talking about here's the quote you click on that it'll go directly to my comment enjoy
Nice
So it looks like a lot of these went through kind of don't know
It's just like that other guy who went through my work history and tried to say that none of it was real or some
Shit, even though it's all over my LinkedIn and has been for years
It's clearly fake. It came to me in a dream
Yeah, exactly. It's just like really weird like
Every job I've ever had is here on my LinkedIn every single one of them
All of them are here
All the ones I've ever talked about like Amazon wouldn't like say something
If it was going around mostly claiming that you worked for them like
Okay, bud. It's it's fake because I said so and if it's real then you didn't deserve it
And if you deserved it, then it wasn't that hard anyway
Why don't you just take the L when you find one that I deserve then I'll take it
Oh my god, he's stumbling down. Good luck
Let's see it looks like turning these in gives like a little bit of rank progress, but not like a huge amount
It's good
People exploiting drama for their own game and it's really sad. Yeah, it is. It's sad as shit
It's stupid to watch
Especially when they're just like screaming incoherently about shit. They don't understand
Should they've never worked with like if you're a programmer cool
There are programming standards
But some languages especially built-ins inside of engines cannot follow all of those standards because we're restricted as programmers working inside of those engines
I don't have control over game maker language. We can't do anything with that
It's not able to be modified in the way that they're requiring
Because it's not a true programming language. It's a scripting language
Let's see
A real stream would be able to make the programming language work for you
It's so dumb dude. It's always some shit
Yep
If we damn time
Can't believe kronos is doubling down dude. I'm tripling down
I can't believe it
I
Why did you choose game maker because at the time it was able to do everything we wanted it to do
Which it still does it was a hundred dollars one time with no royalties for life and good though didn't exist
I probably make something good though if I was gonna start today
But to be real with you, that's a pretty good deal as an indie dev man
We made a tester game with it first which was champions of breakfast and in 24 days
We got it from concept to launch on steam
And that game still works today. So yeah, it's got awesome licensing for indies
fantastic engine
You
It looks like it's not eating some of these and I don't know why
Maybe it's because those are like full
Content creators commenting drama just creatively bankrupt. I would agree with you on that
Oh, I have so many apparel cash keys
I've just found my way to mine. I've got 59 of them. I have 30 give me all of the delicious items
I like that it has a really like
A really empty exes spin like it's this full of dopamine when you open that like that's
Dude the thing that's insane about it is this is all free
No, that's the best bit
I've never spent a single dollar on these like you can't actually buy them, but there's no reason to it's like overwatch too
When it was overwatch one
Remember overwatch
And it was like give you a million crates all the time you're like oh crates
It's the same
Basically game maker paid you more than you ever paid them. Yes. Yes
Yes
The brat back the craze they just give you these keys whenever you kill shit. It's great. I love killing shit in game
How do you go about writing and planning this story for heartbound? I use obsidian. It's really good for doing mind maps
I
Brainstorm random story moments and fill the gaps. Yeah, um basically what I like to do is I like to take a character
Where they are at the moment you enter that room where they need to be emotionally when you leave the room when you fill in the gaps
It's kind of like playing dnd roleplay as a character
Would you select gamer today if you were to start now with all your experience with it? Yes
I don't have any reason not to like either that or good though depending on what kind of game I'm making
It's fine. Does the job no royalties is huge, man
Oh last couple weeks I've realized the gaming and streaming community has been using your name for the sake of getting attention
It's pretty disgusting. Yeah, you got it
I
Spent the last several years building up the gaming community as hard as I possibly could
Fighting for the suffering game development category trying to do game jams all the shit that we do. This is our 17th game jam
Now that community is trying to tear me down for points. It's not gonna work
There will be a lot of people to turn on me throughout this. I don't give a shit
I'm not gonna stop doing stuff. I'm not gonna stop being creative and I'm not gonna stop running game jams
I
Like I haven't even like done a huge amount of division
I'm only like shade level 171 right but I'm getting so many duplicate things from this that I'm just getting loads the premium like
Currency the textile shit. Yeah. Yeah, I pretty much only get textiles now
Pretty much the same. Yeah
You'll gotta realize that you still have to build the game and do custom code to build anything shippable and unity unreal, etc. Yeah, you do
You have to build little frameworks and shit inside a game maker, too
I
Like my dialogue systems custom framework and I set that up so that the translators would be able to read everything and be able to do control over certain stuff
It's a
Like a markup system or mark their own system where they can go and do things like change facial expressions or slow text down or speed text up
Based on their whims as a localization expert so they know when those types of things need to happen and I don't have to recode any
It's fully dynamic for them
I
Gonna have so many of these it's a terrible goal swing and I read
Shame you have to open these crates one by one. I know but look at all the dopamine
But the extra dopamine you get when you open like a legendary crate and you get the you get the nice like oh, yeah
Thousands of those you won't open them. Jesus. I have 5,645 textiles now
I don't even know what to use for those
What
What is that?
Nocturne
Oh, it's a skin
You can buy all this stuff with textiles only some of them anyway
I will just continue to open things and not care
You
Missed the ferrets at the bottom of the screen go to ferrets.live
That will take you to the ferret software stream and you will see ferrets at the bottom of the screen
What would you want to work in flash though flash was amazing at the time
Flash made an entire generation of an incredibly creative people
Ones that continued to this day to do things creatively both in games and animation
It created an entire generation of that because of its ease of use
And we put everything on new grounds. It was awesome
Today you don't really have that
Today you have itchio kind of it's about it. It's really it's really all you get
Yep
Newgrounds congregate all those
That was a renaissance
For creativity, man
For young people being creative
You remember the web website armor games? Yeah, I do
Why do we stop using it it was vulnerable to shit
It got it got annihilated dude. It was like there was like security vulnerabilities out the ass and
Yeah, it just died
And it was that it was mad insecure. It was mad insecure
And uh, we all moved away from it pretty much all at once
Yeah, no, it's it's sad though, man. I I miss flash. I really do it was good shit for the time
You
Yeah, the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny. Yeah
Ruffle is reviving flash
In what way you can't
It's vulnerable. That's why we shut it down in the first place
Like that that was not a fixable issue
That's why flash died
Oh, we got all these global awards
Give to me the rewards
All right, cool
Yeah, web assembly exists though
Can you use flash locally though? I mean, I guess but the whole point of flash was that you could share it with other people
You could share your creations with others doing it locally doesn't really matter there, bud
They are making it work how
They will never get approval browser sign doesn't matter if they can make her work
I don't know how you would make that work
Look into Adobe air. All right. I'll look into it
That's kind of interesting
Hmm guy typing in all caps, this is his first message f you
on a 2014 main account bold strategy cut
No, no, no, hold on. Maybe we should hear him out. No, I don't think I want to I think he gets to stay bad. Yeah
Good
Guessing some weird web VM thing, that's kind of what I'm wondering it's a little bit interesting
No, he didn't write two letters he wrote two words
Can we have this last time chattery vote
Let me go look at this emote
That's too large
It's funny, but it fills up the whole whole screen. Yeah
One thing you appreciate about Ubisoft games is how they include kit from other countries
I just like the crossovers between them
You played adventure quest worlds, dude
I played adventure quest all the way back in the day when it was a flash game and then it god
It's not a flash game now. It's like a website now, but yeah, hell yeah
I still go out to play a bench with every now and then
That's wild
Going back like six months ago. Yeah battle on dude
It's yes 3d now
Yeah
His division two worth getting back into if I haven't played it for a couple of years
I haven't played it for a couple of years and I got back into it
You return to the fracking fire. There's no such thing. Why you like this?
Venture course is still live. Yeah
Ages and ages ago, you know else is still alive kingdom of loathing. Yeah
That's another goody
You
It's time Clancy's division two. Yep
Yeah cronies and I played this for years
Yeah kingdom of loathing still exists. Yeah, they made west of loathing as well if you go on steam
Your father's read every tom clancy book. I've read no, no
Oh man, look at this
I have 1,646,526 points
It will be lost when the global event ends
What are so many of these points cross
Can I just keep buying the same chess piece?
I mean, yeah, you just you're just spending money on it. It doesn't do anything though. There's so many points
Can I donate these?
I donated them. I guess that's the thing I could do with it
Yeah, yes, you'll end up being, you know, really proficient in that that specific item
I guess
It's kind of weird
It's clearing out my stash which had a bunch of random stuff
I just lot of stuff dropped in there when I was doing runs with friends and hadn't wanted to spend the time sorting my inventory out
It's not even normal money. It's like the seasonal money or whatever
Yeah
I
Now those are credits. I just don't need them. I just have so many of them
Which said to use the um, what's it called? Striker set
Is they just shoot constantly the bullets
All right, there we go. Hey, I am now proficient with zero F's
Blung
A shotgun has a hard tubular spring in it. It's totally tubular
All right
You need ten items to be profuse
Would you rather be a duck or a frog?
Hmm, what kind of duck, and what kind of frog
Delicious one a delicious frog sounds pretty shitty to be honest
I'm ready to kill stuff
What are we killing? Oh, I'm in ads
I am getting points right
Because I have a million billion credits left over from playing this video game forever, and now I could just do this
Someone said I only need 10, but I think they're rely I feel they might have been lying I feel lied to chat
You need 20 20 is double what 10 is
Chat lied to me. I believe chat would lie to you
We will always lie to you. Thank you, chat
Rest assured you're out there lying to me
You
So I've got to kill another 111 reanimated
For a search for headshots
I was a melee kill non reanimated hostiles. Okay
Oh
Suck it's gonna suck. Oh, yeah
Yeah, melee kills do suck in this game
There's not even really anything I can do about it
You
You look tired spell it because I woke up at 9 a.m. Yesterday and it's currently 7 a.m. Today
Because it was working on harp on from 9 a.m. Yesterday until midnight
And then I got on stream and I've been streaming for seven and a half more hours
Oh, yeah has the best it's weird, man
Yeah, it's it's super strange. I haven't worked at a big game company since 2016, man
Like I'm an indie dev and I promote other indie devs by running game jams every six months
And running a discord to help them learn shit and a website to help them learn shit
It's
I left AAA because it sucks ass
But now I'm like the face of big corpus because I'm like hey, that doesn't make sense
It doesn't make any sense, dude
Yeah, I'm not gonna stop doing that and all of them can eat shit to be honest with you
You
Very cool crayons.gg
Uh, I don't think I actually need any of this shit now
Clean up
What do you think of it would be so I've changed any of you and ask you to destroy your physical copy of their game
I'm gonna ask you to can you show me this in their yula?
Because that's a wild thing to ask
I would love to see that
Asking you to destroy the physical copy we don't even have physical copies anymore
Section eight of their yula. Let's go look
Ubisoft yula section eight
End user license agreement
Section eight
Yule is effective from the earlier of the date you purchase download or use the product until terminated according to its terms
You and Ubisoft or its licensors may terminate this yula at any time for any reason
Termination by Ubisoft will be effective upon a notice of to you or be termination of your Ubisoft account if any
At time of Ubisoft's decision to discontinue offering and or supporting the product
This yula will terminate automatically if you fail to comply with any of the terms and conditions of this yula upon termination for any reason
You must immediately uninstall the product and destroy all copies of the product in your possession
This is likely like that so that if a person is doing something like reverse engineering and attacking the service
They can say you under this contract or in violation of the contract and pursue legal action
I am not surprised to see that in
Yep
Pretty bog standard shit to be honest there. It's an insane yula term
I would be surprised if you didn't see that in a lot of other games too
Yep, let's go pull up another one
Let's see
Look you have the exact same thing here the entire
Risk arising out of user performance the platformer games remains with the user not withstanding the foregoing blizzard warrants up to and including
90 days from the date of your purchase license game that the physical media on which the game is distributed if any shall be free from defects or material
Workmanship and the event that such media proves to be defective during that time period upon presentation of blizzard approval purchase
Defect the media. Oh, this is actually defective media class. Let's see if they have one for
removal
Removal
A user content related to this. Ah, what is the exact term termination?
Of game licenses
Turn it a beta test
Terms determination. You may terminate the agreement by notifying blizzard of an email through us battle and support by uninstalling a platform in games
Dispute resolution provisions of this agreement will survive termination apply to all disputes that arose or could have been initiated prior
Reserves the right to terminate this agreement anytime for any reason. So that's exactly the same the event of termination of the agreement any right
You may have to any pre-purchase game access or virtual goods such as digital cards currency weapons armor wearable items skin sprays blah blah blah blah or forfeit
You're green acknowledged that you are not entitled to any refund for any amounts that were prepaid on your account prior to termination of this agreement edition
You will not be able to use the platform the dispute resolution provisions of this agreement will survive termination and apply to all disputes that arose or could have
Initiated prior to termination. My guess is blizzard doesn't have a specific physical goods clause because they don't really sell physical games anymore
Do they I don't know what would be soft sells that is physical that they would add that in there
But effectively the termination clauses between these two things aren't really different to be honest with you
You have one that says that you lose all access to everything and also destroy your physical copies
And you have another one that says you lose all access to everything
These aren't really that difference, right? Yeah
TLDR when you terminate your license with them you lose access to their service
Boo
Yeah, it's heartbound abandoned where now it's definitely abandoned where which is why I updated every month. Jesus Christ rage bait used to be believable
Insane behavior
You can literally go and look at the this theme page, bud
Yeah, no, I
I'm gonna be honest with you. I wouldn't comply with deleting like destroying my physical copies have fun with that
At the same time losing access to the service is the only thing that goes in there that that makes sense because it's a online game
And they do that specifically for people that are cheating in the video game
You need that clause in there to stop people from cheating
In a multiplayer game. So you ban them from the service. That's pretty normal
Physical copy not that normal kind of weird
Yeah
You lagging or is it just me when I tab out this game goes to like two fps and we can't change that in the settings
Yeah, you lose are also really hard to enforce legally. So I'm not too worried about it to be honest with you
We love sailing in the open seas you can't really pirate division too
You have to connect to their servers
Using a license key through the ubi soft launcher. I mean, I guess you could
pirate the license key
But even then that doesn't really make a lot of sense, right
I
Choose the Nvidia control panel to put the fps still higher value focus window
I could probably use Nvidia control panel to do that. There's no in-game setting for it
I guess you could cheat the way the license key. Yeah
That works it's technically a real license key
Yeah, you could buy a cheap discounted one
This place is weird
Whoop
All right, what's our next mission?
Or are we done?
Did we beat the DLC credits?
I think we might have divided yeah
Would you like to multiply
We could multiply what we're multiplying in
Uh
Washington DC
We can multiply Washington DC. Yeah, let me just uh
I just got sick of fighting all the
Finding all the fire guys dark sun. Yeah, yeah
Uh, we could doxern there's a wealth to lose. Yeah
Although if it is for like as some of our people say then I will uh read it for that point
Wait, what's up?
If a dark zone is as full of hackers as people say, um, then I will likely dip
Oh, yeah, we'll do something else. I would suffer gay. Unfortunately nagging me is not going to get you a date
I know that may be but for us reading for you, but you know plenty of fish in the sea, bud
Off we go
I
Can't be got just kidnapped from new york
Yeah, I stole you rapidly you're being rapidly transported to washington dc
Who uses gay as an insult in 2025 what happened to the next gen that that turned back into an insult
Said it was safer for us if she's not here
Title base it
Whoop
Losers unfortunate
I mean, I guess
I dork around on pole and xd
Mostly because like the pole board is really good for it like
Open-source intelligence you can find out what's happening in the world before it goes into the news there
Even if it's a bunch of people screaming stupid bullshit about it
You just don't listen to what they say you look at what they're talking about
And then x is cool for people's like weird larp about the shadow man
Loon of the hat man on x
You
What is pole, uh, it's the political board on fortune
It is for people to discuss politics and world events usually they talk about world events before they show up in the news so
Um when wars happen or movement happens or geopolitical conflict than any possible way and i'll show up there usually before it hits anywhere else
Because people are instant when they go and talk about it in there
They put a weird shitty twist on it because they're insane because it's forchan
But it's really good to find out what something's happening before it happens anywhere else
You ready?
Mr kronos. I am indeed yep
Entering the talks. Well, we're going what we're doing. How are we going to dank zone? I'm like, yeah, the dank zone, dude
Oh my god, you're
Which dank zone we doing?
Top left
Yeah, people have said he sees kind of invaded. Yeah, what about who cares
You have to just teleport
Booh
Here we go
Yeah
Yeah, so i've heard that the dark zone is filled with hackers like build with people hacking in the video game
I'd be interested to see if that's true. Yeah, I have no idea
You
Oh, it's weird having my my hood back because we always have it turned off
It's like a cheat good. Oh, wait what
Oh, we don't see directions of people are coming from I feel spoiled. I know that's exactly what i was just talking about
Yeah, that's weird
Already got contaminants
Oh god, it feels so good just killing normal enemies
Over there I get to stand here
Oh
Oh shit
La la la la who's red bomb is that I normally doesn't come from those guys
Well, he's dead
Contaminated gear
It's me cronos. I have the the metal gear five of them the metal gear
Oh nice, I mean that was easy
But we terminated gear detected I have seven out of ten contaminated gears
I mean it gives a bunch of xp to metal gear
Like isn't that
We do love the xp
The xp is good. I think the dark zone actually gives better xp than other stuff
Oh, oh wait, I don't want to do rogue
That's I was dorking around with that. I forgot that turns you rogue
Oh, yeah, we don't want to do that. Yeah, that would suck
I didn't drop us at a group, right? No, not uh, no, it's like work
Go down here
Metal gear
It's a hard landmark
Oh, yeah, you just press t to go rogue, too, huh?
Oh, I've got a dark zone key. Oh, yeah, you can pick the lock your robot. You can
press ting
There's a lot of dudes in here. Oh, they're all yeah, you made some friends
I mean kind of they're angry ones
Contaminated
You got to get that metal gear you need
And kill him
Chronos has the bloodlust
Bloodlust sated
The bloodlust is becoming real
Oh shit my butt he's shooting my butt
Oh
Kim's
Hostile striker drone
All right, well, it's dead
I think snart just killed you
Oh, snarts about to kill me. That guy's full of bullets
I've I've cracked his head and he's now dead. All right, I was gonna say that dudes like a fire at the circus intense
Are you ready to go extract for middle gear ready to go straight
Do you have 10 of 10 destination
Um, well enough thought I should pick strat. I don't know if i'm 10 or 10 or like 9 of 10
Yeah, let's go to that one
Middle gear
How
How do we get out of the cell, huh
Oh god
Let me leave. I want to go
All right, I'm not trapped in for that. Yes
It's been 83 years
You licensed for dad jokes
Uh, there's a lot of goblins, you know
A lot of a lot of goblins in chat that probably counts
I'm legally licensed. What's the build striker? Yeah, I like striker a lot. It's very fun
I haven't changed this build since I played years ago
But you said you're a out of 10 contaminated. I only have a lot bag of eight. I have no idea how I increase that
There's a bunch of orange shit over here
What's going on you coming over? How did you get to 10?
Picking up shit on the ground
It was all mange
Calling extraction. Oh, this is nice. I love how much cover we have all none of it
On top of your side
I ragged old that thing nice. Yeah
I shot that an eagle. It was definitely a government drone. Yes, they're all government drones
That music dude
Well, I haven't seen another player at all
I will draw them out and then you're nicely in cover
It dude, if anyone shows up, we're just gonna get melted
I mean, he's gonna like teleport under you shooting rockets upwards. Do some really
Remove me from the map with rocket launcher bullets. What's your uh, your exotic
uh, glory days extraction
Yeah, no, no, they're asking me it's uh bullet king
Oh, yeah, you're one. I use the bullet king
Does your dad work at blizzard? No, he hasn't many many years neither have I
You are stuck in 2016. I am not
Whoop
I am attaching my pod
I
Feel like you're supposed to hide
Yeah, I am
It's a really good way to hide, right? You know, I'm really well headed. I'm blending in with the you're so hidden
Look how hidden chronos is guys
I'm incredibly well headed
How much XP does this even give?
Uh, we'll find out
15 seconds till we leave it's like couldn't we just tell them? Yeah, we're done go the get yeah
We could do but then then the rogues wouldn't get their chance
gone get
Get
Oh, there we go. Look, he's doing the job
We did it. We got
B 20,000. No, it's dark zone XP. Yeah and a cabaret
You are probably what's your dark zone level?
50
Okay, mine's 22. That'll be why you've got more of a you've pretty got a larger dark zone back than I did
All right. Yeah, we could just keep dark zoning
Until you get all your dark zone into dark zone time win tts uh now
I
Siphra ftw with 500 bits said the tts links are giving the an error. Sorry
Unless you've got a time machine that content is unavailable. Why you lord for why?
Why do you like this?
Dark zone
Oh
Bob
Incoming hostels
Moderately voiced with 500 bits said I know the mods don't get to have bread, but what about garlic cheese naan
That's bread. No nigiri
That isn't technically bread
I may die here. Nope living
Yeah
I
Rude deeply rude little machine. All right
Did you die kronos
I
Didn't indeed die. I need to kill this thing that's over here. Yes
All right, now I can save me sent a rude little bitch boss at me
Rude little bitch bought something is disabled to my uh my skills
Rude little bitch bought is definitely not fair
He exploded though, so it's fine
Oh
It's a named
The named bitch. It's dead
Intimidated gear
I have more metal gear, dude
Watch level up. I'm actually getting levels like crazy in here by the way
Yeah, I'm doing badly got a couple of levels so far
I think we're gonna hear the free roam in the heroic with all the directives on
But that's because you don't have direct supplied in dark zone
Yeah, but you're not getting your dark zone proficiency that way and I don't believe you can get
Like you have to get your pestilins to still
If you haven't got it yet
That's a rogue thing. Yeah, sange
Draw detected
Colonoscopy underscore with 500 bits said morning thought a couple of unrelated things while i'm half awake
One I know you and your team's been going through a lot lately
Do you all have something like pally so that we can give bread to the mods
We used to have pally
Did you ever play the siphon filter games back in the late 90s early 2000s for ps1
No, seven seven
No, never saw those, but uh, we don't have pally anymore because pally got bought by another company and then got kind of weird
and
We can't no one can get communication for them. Their discord is like a complete mess as a result of it
And the devs just don't talk to anybody so
We were having problems with chargebacks through it where they were saying we were getting chargebacks
But the people giving the donations said they weren't giving chargebacks
And we never could get any confirmation of what was going on so we stopped using pally
So
That man was the bomb
Roblasted parties, you know, yeah, let's go out of the bank
I
Love that i'm shooting through this wall. It's both hitting the wall and shooting through the wall
I
That's a rocket launcher one sec
Got him
He's done nice. Yeah rocket launcher actually scary
Yeah, I got an exotic there
Did you
We gotta get that out. Nice. We gotta get that out immediately
So you can have a total leader that i'm leaving behind fine. Okay, let's go
You getting your
What did they just say?
Your clan is new level art clan leveled up. That's cool
If I made a film would you wear a wig in it that would require me to wear wigs
And then that would finally answer the age-old question of when will you wear wigs?
Have you born vigs? I answering that may destroy the community
Of I should
And then when you have eggs
It's just that's such a great
Great video that you can never get your friend's voice
Yeah
You can never get your friend's voices in to stream from discord
Use an audio capture and then set it to discord the program
All right firing
Yeah audio capture
I
I'm gonna remove Bezos's face
Stetsle, I don't know who that is
On your six
Oh that man is an explosion
He's the boss
I'm gonna try not being right next to you
Do you wear wigs? When will you wear wigs? Have you born vigs?
What do you want the receipts for?
How much money have you given to charity through tts $66,805
All of those receipts are in the discord channel under debt
The debt channel and discord everything is pinned
We also raised $155,000 for charity last year for the uh
Humane society, which we're doing again this year for humane world for animals. I say the excess. It was this year
Wasn't it in February? January? January?
It was in January
But the $66,805 is from me from the tts is that I didn't answer the end of each stream
Deck nobody talks about that, but you guys and it's insufferable
Like literally no one cares about that. I stopped working there in 2016, man. It was nine years ago
It's time for you to let it go
Have a great day pirate. Love your stream. Thanks, man. Hope you have a wonderful day
Yeah, I'm on antibiotics. I gotta start my next round in like four hours
I do have William osmond skull that is true and I have my new ant farm set up by the way
You know he streams you can just go talk to him too
Thor does drugs. No, I'm on antibiotics because I'm sick
Congratulations on your pestilence. You ever used that one before?
Sorry that I was thrown off by the congratulation on your pestilence, which is not a phrase I've heard much of
um
I don't think I have these pestilence before no so it's a machine gun the longer you hit an enemy
It builds up a dot when that enemy dies. It spreads the dot to another enemy
So like it'll just chain through dudes if you just like unload on a guy. It's an lmg through
My dank zone leveled up. Yeah, my dank zone also leveled up
I'm giving like dank zone caches
Can I suggest a pay on to obvious sanctuary to help with the repairs of the flood
I was thinking about trying to do something for them
I did an announcement in discord the other day for you guys if you want to support them
Um obvious sanctuary is a huge deal
Like i'm
I'm waiting to see what happens
Right now and waiting to see how they're doing because like my is tough as nails and i'm hoping that they're okay
So i'm gonna wait and see what's up
But if we can we're gonna help
Yeah, give some money after seeing that announcement. Thanks for the heads up anytime dude
Pestilence was meta for a long time. I don't care about meta. I care about the gun being fun, you know
I use bullet king because it's fun
I
Wish you could help, but it's just not feasible. Don't just tell people about it then that helps more than you know
Like it's a really good thing and what Maya does is huge
Valkyrie Hassan donated 10k that's fantastic of them really awesome
They've got 150k donation so far. Oh, that's fantastic. That's really good to hear
You need bullet king or pestilence makes sense
Yeah, it's really good of them
Above you
Okay
Move
Oh god
Detecting additional hostile contacts
Is my birthday no my birthday is in july 17th and I will be streaming that day because that's the day the game jam starts
And I normally stream on my birthday anyway
We'll probably be doing game dev all day that day be working on block game
I
Whoa, that was a that was a good bomb hit. Yeah, it was pretty good
We've been rude not to pop his head as he as he came up there
Landmark cleared yeah, these are still giving like a lot of exp for us better than they're giving season pass expo too. You're just kind of nice
And they're fast though. Yeah
More importantly, I'm leveling up. I've just switched from living up my sharpshoot to back to firewall
So I'm gaining proficiencies and one like the other
people weapons
I just killed a rodent of unusual size
There we see rats under outdoor
Can you see it?
It's not a scabing. It's fine. Okay
Definitely definitely not a scabing. I've got glowing green eyes
More deep
Yeah, you'll really end up liking pestilence chronos. It's kind of busted
I
Mean I felt there's some irony after having played division one and also having you know lived through a covid about liking pestilence
But I'm sure it's like supposed to be like a diseased LMG, you know
I guess we could just call on extraction. I don't think we have enough stuff though. Yeah, we could do that if I were here
Now, let's just go to the next one. We don't have enough shit
Can you explain what a game gym is? Yeah, so I host these every six months
Dark zone dropping coming. Where's that? We gotta go. We gotta go do that. Yeah
So um every six months we do that and basically it's two weeks where you get to
Give yourself some time to make a video game and you're probably not going to complete and that's okay
the idea
Is that you give yourself some time to learn
Damn it. Why isn't it connecting?
there
And once you give yourself some time to learn on that you can come out of it with better skills
It's just a place for you to be creative and fail and that's okay
That's the whole point of it is to fail forward and learn some new shit
Yeah, where's this drop?
Whoa, what's going on with my game? Geez, that was weird
This is like endgame dudes
Okay, I killed one named
Two names
What's up?
One
I'm more than cat now
What a strategic alignment
I don't know
We need to open all this
Where do you get to tell me something here? I drop
We can actually go into our
Contamination cache and like drop shit. I don't remember how to do that
deconstruct it. Yeah
DZ resource one. What is that?
What is that?
LZ resource one
Do you even know what that looks like it takes a slot. I'm gonna grab it
I haven't touched that in ages. It's currency
I
Weird
How do I access my dark sewn cache? Oh, there it is contaminating
I'm getting it from this. I'm getting some of it from deconstructing some of the stuff
Yeah, I haven't touched a bunch of it or I deconstructed stuff
Yeah
Yeah, I'm getting it there too
Contaminator gear retrieved
Yeah, I haven't touched that in ages, man
We should go do the other drop
That's like where the real real good shit is
I mean, we might need to extract on the way. Oh, we just just salvaged anything in yellow
I've got three unique on me
Really? Yeah
This way
We'll go to that one. I mean, yeah, it's also an old route. I'll wear a second ago
We should go up this one ceramat. It's like right near us
Enemy control detected. Yep. I was adding though
Okay, I'm gonna start at the moment you get there. Are you start at the moment you get there?
Let's start since I get there. No, I was gonna say three unique. It's kind of a lot
Oh, this was always the really easy one
Dear pirate software Thor. What's up, dude? What do you want?
Hope you and Chronos are well. Hope you're doing well, man
We are well. Thank you
You came here because of anti-pans scamming. I don't know who that is
Browsing me in my youtube, nah
You should decide who I am for yourself, bud
If all you do is go through life watching youtube videos and letting those decide your entire outlook for you
It's gonna be a rough time
Do you want to ask me any questions go right ahead
Oh
I hear screaming explosion guy. There we go. Oh meatloaf. It's just suicide rushes. There's loads of them. Yeah meatloaf on arrival, dude
All right, hook in the bag. Yep, this is when I cut the cord and double cross, right?
Oh
Best black licorice brand I actually really liked these black licorice coins that I got when I was in cork, ireland
They were hard as rock, dude. It was nice that being said
Doubles out it's pretty good shit like that
Sell me act it's good shit like that
You've been harking them for too long. Oh, I love black licorice, dude
You were of course that part of chat not be only be goblins, but be cobolds as well
Are you trying to say that I need to split the factions you guys have little mini wars
Hobolds and goblins
I mean, I guess we could do that. I'll start maybe we'll make a channel for it goblins and cobolds
Oh
We'll take more naked so that anytime there's a pole there's a goblin pole and a cobalt pole
I'm on the way to that drop
You've only got two minutes dirty left on it. I was shooting his dudes
On my way to you
Two totally opposed factions definitely
It's like shoots and ladders, but you guys just try to out meet each other. I could see that
As a skeleton you'll stay part of the skeleton true this dude's joining the skeleton war he hatched early
What did you enjoy most during your time in cyber you mean an offense security gotta hate it when people call it cyber dude
Cyber made a very different thing when I was younger
Was not the same word it is today
It's a bomb cool
I would say honestly bounty programs are a lot of fun hanging out with the bros
You know hitting that stuff also, it's pretty nice doing Defcon stuff together
I think Defcon is probably my favorite really enjoy that
It's like my vacation every year though. I don't know if I'm gonna be able to go this year so
Cyber crime they're coming for your DVDs
Not my DVDs
You're afraid to go to Defcon don't be
That's scary
It's fun though
I think the craziest thing I've ever seen
Going to a convention before like a you know security convention
What the hell convention was that it wasn't Defcon. I think it was
I don't remember a convention it was these two dudes were picking locks across from each other
And they had three door locks on this thing and they had to pick the lock before the other guy
The twist on it was that they had electrodes hooked up overall all over their bodies and they were getting electrocuted at random
And it was really really goddamn funny to watch
Just see a dude like trying to pick a lock and he's like
Everyone's laughing it's so stupid
It's just the dumbest shit on the planet, dude
What happens if Defcon stays with that con that one wasn't Defcon though
I don't remember which one that one was I'd have to ask punk and I can't remember
the wall
Well, ooh, I got a thing
I got a thing I got a thing I got a pestilence
Pestilence seems a lot more common than it used to be because we both got one now
Wasn't the dude trying to plant routers at Defcon when you know he's trying to do these homemade stingray devices
That were not able to do what he wanted them to do anyway
It couldn't handle the throughput of the convention
Not a smart thing to do anyway. It's a felony
Now detecting a contaminated gear it's a good scuffed version of what law enforcement uses
Stingray
Stingray yeah, so stingray is a little device that the cops use to like listening on phone calls there. Let me pull it up for you
Stingray device
It's a phone tracker an MC catch if you've never seen one of those before there
Read about it here
I was basically making a homebrew version of that when a 3d printed box
I couldn't handle the uh throughput of what he was trying to do because it's tiny little shitty low-power device inside of a convention hall
Doesn't really work that way also a felony because it can block 911 calls
It
Effectively tries to act as a cell phone tower like a shitty cell phone tower is what his was doing
To try and get your phone to connect to that instead of the local cell phone tower and then reroute the call through the tower
Yeah, couldn't handle the throughput
So when you do something like that all the nearby phones connect to that
Instead of the cell phone tower and they can't call 911. That's why it's a felony
You
Shut down emergency services you go to big-time jail
We should do an extract
Is the guy dangerous? Well, I don't know. I don't know what they did with him
He got caught that was about all that needed to happen
Your website looks like crap my 10-year-old could do that. Okay, then have your 10-year-old do it
Maybe they too can become a big streamer one day
I encourage you to teach them how
Oh
Rose falling for the rage bait. No, I'm having a normal conversation
I think that shit's hilarious, man
The source code of the website is truly cursed. Yeah, it was made to make chat upset and it's worked for all these years
I love using BRs for a new line
Okay, that was kind of cool looking we were fully in sync feels good
Define big streamer this twitch channel is in the top 100 on twitch generally
When I'm not playing division 2 anyway, it's not as popular as other games
Booboo booboo boob
There are a lot of goblins. They are very powerful
Mr. Chronos
Yes, I do believe that the dark zone is devoid of hackers and all other life
Yeah
It seems to be no one in it
It's also kind of too easy. It's a lot of loot too. Yeah
He's upset about that
Why you do this we don't need BRBR BR because it's funny and it makes jet very upset
I
Maybe try the higher level darks on or we in the low level one
Is that we're in we're in a we're in a low level dark zone. Is that the problem?
That would make sense
Uh, you have not 20 years of game dev experience while I I never said that I say have 20 years of experience in the games industry
Just go look at my link didn't
It's been there publicly the whole time and I've talked about that for years
How dare something that you haven't said be not true. Yeah, exactly
It's even listed in my about page on the channel you're complaining on
You didn't say this and it's untrue explain yourself streamer do it in once
Didn't know you had a link to it. Yeah, yeah
I'm gonna pull it up one sec
Boop and me my profile
There you go look it's all of my experience
You could just go look at it. It's it's been there forever
but
These are all the things I've done enjoy
Shit's not a secret, but people in the internet like to make shit up to be mad about I guess
He low is headed back
Page not found it probably exploded because you looked at it
And we go do more zombie stuff
It's zombie stuff sure we get a new more zombie stuff
I got to a nice round level 25 dark zone though. That's not bad. That's not bad at all
I don't claim to have 20 years of experience. I have 20 years of experience in the games industry. That is accurate
I've been doing that since forever. So yeah
Since 2004 is what it says specifically and it is currently 2025
Old yes very old. I'm turning 38 in nine days. Oh, I'm sorry
Yeah, yeah, you would be you would be
You
Do look long young for age. I was born in 1987 and thank you
What's the secret never going outside into the sun?
The sun is bullshit
Yeah, I'm 38 man. What do you think I sound like this like your grandpa
Oh
Yeah, just don't go outside. I have blackout curtains. I don't go anywhere
Avoid the sun take vitamin D. Yes vitamin D is a scam no
Oh
40 in october my bones my bones
Would you like to do a horrible mission full of sadness?
A horrible mission full of sadness
It's a title base in mission
That's where the real XP is
We can't I don't think about half an hour. It's the issue. You're only half an hour
I'm actually a whole last hour and you know it. Um, but I only have why is the campus
Baming
You've got you've got a settlement in detail. Preston Garvey's asking for help
Where?
Okay, let's go get the campus campus. That's black tusk. Oh, it should be fun
Zombie black tusk as well
Isn't vitamin D just a euphemism maybe for you
This campus looks decidedly not taken over by baddies
What's mad about this
Oh, it's the settlement blockade that we have to go take out. Yeah, as we go you're clear out the things outside
You know, that's leisurely jog
You can stand one Ubisoft game per year. They're checklist games. They're so damn tiring
I'm gonna be honest with you dude
I don't want to play any Ubisoft game other than division
And I just want to play division three
Far cry games can be pretty fun to be fair
I don't even care about those
I literally just want to shoot things and pick up the things that they drop to shoot more things
You know, we've got a dog
Yeah, but I've got this
Oh
Johnny five how could you
There we go dog very sad now shot with bullet. I believe we made the dog sad
Dog learned to sit
Johnny five is no longer alive chat we murdered him
I
Division two is Alaska AAA Ubisoft unfortunately I have not really played any of their shit
Not really. I mean I played
Assassin's Creed shadows, but that was like my first Assassin's Creed game and I enjoyed it
But also it was my first Assassin's Creed game
So I didn't have the bias of like all the games before that, you know
Oh
Oh, that's a sniper doggo
And it's dead
I love this gun for ripping apart those robot dogs dude. It's such a godsend
Assassin's squid, yes, that's clearly what I said good old Assassin's squid
I thought it was Assassin's tweed and it was talking about the clothing options
Makes sense. Oh, we got ads
Why would you stop the system breach? I have ads. I've already stopped the system breach
I have to wait. Do we add ads? No disassembled. No, no five. No, I disassembled Johnny five
And I turned him into a cool gun
mistakes
Sorry credit
I have to sit here and wait
Oh, god. You got hit by it like a weird little missile
And another one jesus jesus
Cal murder that guy there he's dead now
Wait down the ads
Really TTS
Ubersaults with 500 bits said hey for I just wanted to let you know that I don't typically watch streamers or similar media content
Although I've been following you since AOC launched its testing and we played on the same sever
Hell yeah, since then I've been inspired to start making a game in God. Oh with zero game dev
Good job experience. Something that would have never done without you and the goblin community
I feel like there's been some negativity floating around and just wanted to remind you that you are a true gentleman and scholar
Thank you very much and
Proud of you keep making cool shit. Don't stop
Even if it's bad even if people don't like it make it
Learn some shit have some fun
Dark flashbang is genius. I love the flashbang that doesn't blind you. It's great
Ross light with 500 bits said good evening mr. Pirate software
I know you've been watching a ton of anime recently. I highly recommend watching kaiju number eight
It's so good. Also if you haven't already, please watch free run
I've been I've wait rerun
or free run
I've been watching free run. I don't know about free run
All right ads are over. We're back now. I could shoot dudes again
I
Keep dts
Wong
Our gentleman perio with 500 bits said I wanted to thank people for all of the good stuff people do in my life and wanted to thank you
Stuff is crappy and crazy right now, but I wanted to thank you cronos the moderators and all of the community members
The war crab first time in a long time. I feel like I can do the stuff I want to do so keep being awesome
Thank you very much. You are freaking amazing dude while I was doing a war crime in the video game
Oh
Run us we just did a war crime in the video game
I
Not I'm not sure he did do a war crime. We shot dudes as they were repelling out of a out of a helicopter
Isn't that like a thing?
Oh, okay fair. I don't I don't know what I
Could have been
Maybe you need to go and speak to the uh
You know, yeah, don't worry
You clearly imagine something true in that. Oh, no, I don't worry about it. I just had the vapors. It's fine
We all get the vapors sometimes. Yeah, look see it's it's from this manhole cover right here the vapors
Right here
Now you can have them
Prefer my my crimes to be here crimes rather than war crimes
It's not a war crime. You were disabling their uniforms. I've never heard that one. That's great and awful
Thank you
incoming
Whoop
I'm in the building. Wait. What is that shit? Wait? Wait? What is that shit?
There's an unknown triple question mark flag thing over there. I don't know what that is
It's not on the map is it the hell is it
Jesus
Oh
Oh god, they have the horrible saw machines. I would have laid I believe the death
Yeah, the saw they have the battle bots, dude
That you that probably isn't easy on battle bots too far. It is. Yeah, they're battle bots. I killed it instead now
I
That's how the 50 cal is justified to shoot people. It's disabled equipment. They're carrying that is horrific. The war is awful
War is an absolutely horrible thing and I hope that none of you ever have to experience it
I
Think I have they're not good friends though. They're doing high velocity hugs at the moment
You
Way too late. Yeah, no for some people it is just understanding in this place. You don't have to deal with that
Bloop
Here we go. Would you get choke points?
Uh
You get a fancy little monster closet. Well, I got spawn of monster closets
And uh, I've got an LMG
But unfortunately the uh the NPC threw me off
There we go. We're all good
Well boss
I could just keep these bullets flowing in one spot around the crotch area
Yeah, that's all of the other weak spots are right there
I
Mean I personally I would struggle being shot there. You know a number of number times
I feel like you would who wouldn't
I mean
Oh
Whoa my bones. Hi, I'm on fire and that's not good
I it's bad
Oh, it's bad. No, but this NPC is my hive now
Thank you NPC, man
Oh
Oh bomb guys
I love bomb guys. They're dead
Well, that's why we love them. They die so easy
I
Nice
Getting pushed around by this NPC
They've written out the online
Why why must you hurt me
I
Really come
That guy's name is the air
That guy is very dead
What was the air of do we get his stuff dude?
Nice nice
Why the damage number so high because this character is busted
Have you seen what four motors does in this game? I don't even know what that means. So no
I do not
Is he heading out nice
See some past level up. I'm looking for the leaders. I can garbage you leader person need to keep you trash
Yeah, give him trash
Oh, the song like Tim mentioned which song I loved him mention that dude is hilarious, man
I
Yeah, he's super funny too fast too friendly. What's up, man? Why you upset
And by anything in the steam cell I didn't to be honest with you
To mention was legend or is legend. I haven't seen anything from him in ages and he's hilarious
Like that dude is super funny
See the gangster outfit in the store. No, I don't buy store shit
About the video game and that's it kind of want to keep it that way
You can't even extract him the dz why
It's gonna work we didn't have any problem doing it
You
No, there's like five bucks. No, it is 100% worth it
He's so amazingly talented that it gets downplayed as a comedy musician. Yeah, I agree with you on that
And on to air for one
Johnny five
Oh
No
Oh, no has abandoned me
I
Right, I have I have to leave I have to head off to do some my roster
Okay, I believe it later on. I can believe it. I have to leave you dividing. Enjoy. Enjoy dividing and multiply
I am indeed doing these things
All right, take it easy. I will catch you all later. See you soon. Thank you. Bye. Bye
See Chronos TTS
Maybe a beat TTS
I will likely be ending the stream early today because I've been up since 9am yesterday
And that that means if I go to sleep
I'll be able to go and work on heartbound and get it done
Should be nice. Yeah, go sleep now. No
Mutant you like five mutants. Yeah
I
Already are asleep. No
Evangeline with five dollars said adding to TTS just because I can and I put soda in your canteen instead of water
Your division guy is a soda drinker now. You've ruined him and in the post apocalypse too. How could you?
How
I love how sticky the like the stick to walls is in this of them
I
Just blow himself up
You
the
there we go
took the blue pill okay
hope the doctor doctor recommended it i guess
did you just pick it up from a strange guy with sunglasses on did you
if you go back to guilders to make sure you have content benefits from guilders to
dev team
you can change servers etc interesting
yeah i've been playing good was doing years man
you
you knew something about the fair rescue live streams not being monetizable
on you too
remember something about shorts and videos for that one yeah i need to
upload some videos to that channel
we're gonna take the fair video from the main channel and re-uploaded over there
so that people understand what the rescue is about
and probably make some
and new ones as well
jonnie
jonnie
jonnie
jonnie
i like music video with fairs just go watch the stream
here
are no longer in the periods
doors
time
effected
She talks about her time at Pekko, but it's not feeling this right.
We cannot change the path, we can only change the future.
Though without fear, if you see one of the former tree trends in the street,
the part of her there is, remember, they were doing people who chose the wrong side of the fight.
But people like them are calling, they realize they were on the wrong side,
and are trying to make it better.
And it's not all we can hope for, and who we want to hear from them.
Now we just love the, like, destruction on this.
We do a really good job with this.
It's nice. Where did Chronos go? He's off for real life shit.
Redbeard, you know I haven't tried to do that in a year, right?
You're fighting a ghost.
A ghost that you made up.
Let's see.
Kay Dizzle not Chronos? Who is that?
Hmm, let's see.
Look how Twitch defaults to 160p, that's going to be on your end.
You have to change it.
Would you ever do a meet and greet or some IRL thing?
I just did at TwitchCon Europe.
We had to do two full meet and greets.
It was like 600 people.
Yeah, it was two two-hour meet and greets.
Every TwitchCon I do this.
And every TwitchCon I get sick like this afterwards, but it's worth it.
Let's see.
Mailbox deliveries.
By God, there's so much garbage in here.
All right, another pestilence is kind of cool.
I'll be right back.
Is his game out already?
I release a monthly update every month,
but I have for a very long time.
Go look at the updates on Steam.
I think there's a lot of people that are really outraged about
that situation thinking that I haven't touched the game in years
and they haven't actually checked their Steam page to see if that's true.
They just listen to a YouTuber and then come in here and bitch.
Sort of sad, really.
Let's go look at the Twitch, the Steam page, man.
Shit is weird.
Boop. Wrong one.
Sorry, Broccoli.
Let's see.
Nice.
Where can we donate all this garbage?
Where do we...
Where do we donate all this trash?
You create havoc in town?
No.
You can kick around a soccer ball, but that's about it.
What's up?
Administration.
Woodworking?
What?
Was there an updated division too?
Yeah, they actually updated it to have all of Brooklyn now.
So we're now to the Brooklyn map.
We beat the entire storyline.
It was quite fun.
Pronos and I did it in a couple of days.
I enjoyed it.
Yeah.
Did you ever play Destiny 2?
I played Destiny 1 in its entirety and Destiny 2
up to a certain point where their monetization just started to get really weird.
And I just...
I don't like it, man.
I don't like the monetization direction they took for that game.
It really, really brought me out of it.
Made me not want to play at all.
That was the section for this.
Was it over on this side?
There is this shit.
I feel like these places are needlessly maze-like.
I don't know what's going on here, but I don't know what's going on here.
I don't know what's going on here, but I don't know what's going on here.
Seasons bounties.
There we go.
12-pack 96 with 500 bits said hey Thor.
First off, I'm really sorry to hear about the swatting attempts made on you
and that you've been sick for about a month.
Yeah, it sucks.
I hope that you've been doing physically and mentally okay.
That being said,
I do have a more light-hearted question.
What do you think are some must-have accessories when using an instant pot?
Random, I know.
Done.
Hope you have a great day in that you feel better soon.
I don't use any accessories with the Instant Pot at all.
Like literally any.
Like, I think everything else in your kitchen.
Like, I think the best other thing you can get is a stand mixer, man.
Stand mixers are freaking awesome.
That's probably the only other thing I could say is good.
Yeah, like that'd be it.
And that's an expensive buy, but it's one you'll use for the rest of your life.
Stand mixer.
Not a stand mixer, like Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
You lose the accessories after taking them out of the box.
That's why you have drawers in your kitchen, my dude.
What do you think?
Evil notion with 500 bits said,
Hey, bro, it's easy to say you're not letting all this BS get to you.
And even to try to not let it get to you.
But you can only block so many punches before you just get tied and drop your arms.
Be sure to take care of your brain space.
Know there are many who appreciate you and all you do.
And those are the people that matter.
Now, since I normally troll you,
on a dark desert highway,
It's all wind in my hair.
Warm smell of calitas rising up in the air.
Thank you.
And yeah, that is absolutely true.
You can't fight forever, but I'm nowhere near done.
So I'm just going to keep making cool shit.
Keep trying to do cool events for you guys and having fun.
And that's not going to stop.
Let's see.
Add in here, no bill.
Exactly.
What?
What is that?
It's like really close to being completed.
Noitha win.
I will probably play noitha on Friday.
Yeah.
I have been up for exactly 24 hours now.
I started at 9am yesterday,
worked on heartbound all the way until midnight.
So that was what?
How many?
Jesus Christ.
It was 15 hours.
Then I started on waiting.
No, that's longer.
Yeah.
And then I streamed all the way until now,
which is another nine hours.
No sleep during high train.
Oh, don't do this again.
Oh, no, you can't.
I should have never made that promise to chat.
I can't end the stream when there's a hype train running.
End it, end it, let it end.
Let it end, let it end.
I'll, I'm going to go get water.
At least I'm going to go get water.
If I come back and that hype train is gone,
stream is over.
And if it's not gone.
I have returned.
Chat now.
Okay.
What have you done?
Oh my god, you goblins.
It's level seven.
Of course, it's level seven.
The hype train you I borked again looks fine to me.
You guys are wild.
And they're sleep only stream.
I must sleep.
It has to happen.
It has to happen, chat.
Evil notion with 500 bits said feed the orphans.
Oh my god.
Evangeline with five dollars said if you're into survival games.
I recommend checking out surrounding.
It's only single player at the moment, but it's good.
I'm oh, I don't think I've ever heard of that.
Yeah, I don't even think about that game.
What the hell is going on?
Nashio with the 25 gifted subs.
Boop.
Let's then get to this.
That's right.
It's set to just chatting now.
What is a hype train on Twitch?
So basically people throw money at it.
And then it levels up.
And I promised chat a while ago.
Like an idiot.
That I would never end a stream when there was a hype train running.
This was a mistake.
I've been awake for 24 hours.
This was a mistake.
I'm not sure.
Let's see.
Goblins, why?
Goblins, no.
Oh my god, your guys are wild.
I'm simply existing within the stream.
Yes.
Yes.
Dendrago with 500 bits said I can't believe the nerve of these refugees.
The apocalypse is no excuse for terrible urban planning.
Why do you like this?
Actually ridiculous.
Zao Koda with 500 bits said hey 4, first time watch a long time enjoy with a silly question.
How do you feel being closer to 2050 than 2000?
How do you feel knowing that Y2K was a quarter of a century ago?
How do you feel knowing that YouTube is old enough to vote?
Yeah, enjoy those.
Kendoza with 500 bits said you see if we were smart.
We would let it hold for almost 4 minutes before leveling.
No, don't, no, no.
Oh god.
I missed a soft hair.
Alvia Sanctuary is about to start to work on the Broken Road.
Good.
They have been walking and checking what to do.
Good.
Good, good, good.
Kill co-mental musings with $5 said Thor, my birthday was yesterday.
Praise be to 7, I am become the 7.
Joy to us who live in the month of 7.
Thanks for encourage all of us to do things.
Let's get rid of this.
One sec.
No, 7.
Do not 7 it.
The hype trade please.
Let me sleep.
Let me sleep shit.
Please.
Tommy Cat with $10 said he is a crunched up $10 bill to rest your head upon eventually open
mass model.
Evil notion with 500 bits said oh yeah, happy birthday.
It's not my birthday, my birthday is in 9 days.
Evil notion with 500 bits said a police officer came to my house and asked me where
I was between 5 and 6.
He seemed irritated when I answered kindergarten.
Why?
Why?
Why?
No.
She and I seeSI 77 with 500 as well.
She says, I'll share 500.
Just!
Yosting.
Kiosting.
Kiosting.
Kiosting.
What if I just turn the stream into a black spring.
What would you do?
I would diver.
It's not my birthday, my birthday's in 9 days.
bit said hope you enjoy your nap tonight man. I hope I will enjoy it as well I need to
take my meds one moment oh wait need to take my meds AND a fisherman's friend one sec
you have to stream later tonight no tomorrow is Wednesday I'm gonna start streaming on
Wednesdays next week one moment
I've returned
Goblins why are you like this who made you this way x88x with 1000 bits said the
goblin king has to forever watch over his faithful goblins I have to go to bed I have
to go to bed evil notion with 500 bits said I gave my handyman a to-do list but he only
did items one three and five turns out he only does odd jobs it's pretty funny
it's pretty that's pretty fun
glaup who's linked with 500 bits said sir at my new job I have to deal with a lot of
returns and sometimes they don't come in the original box so the other day I got a
chair that was returned in a litter box box and my co-worker turns to me and says
man must have been a shitty chair k-k-w god damn it
chat you have to let me sleep train is over no it's not it's got two minutes and
twenty five seconds left
Internet outjuice happen I have only had one Internet outage in the last year
and a half yeah it's been an entire year and a half dude
the
why you making a voice tipper because if I don't that I could talk all the way down
here and it makes people act kind of strange it's actually hard to talk like
that to be honest with you this is my normal voice here
I try to talk all the way down like this it's about it you know it's about his
deepest will go you suck at programming trying to stop stop trying to be
something or not are you trying to talk about that that like Jesus video or
whatever where he'd never use game maker before and he didn't know any of the
standards for game maker language okay very cool you should probably will my
comment on this video yeah someone's projecting exactly they give the ten
gifted subs oh god there's more TTS
they're taking another day score Viking underscore princess with 500 bits said
hey local federal bird inspector and hobbyist sent or surgeon the law of birds
say you cannot sleep yet the train is going and it will remain going until
morale improves it's not true you can't do it don't do it don't do it let me
sleep I should have never made this bed 100 bits said in software dev news my
work has me merging two of our web applications that were never made to
operate together so they show on the same web page today I finally got it to
open both side by side without any naming conflicts or errors good this took
two weeks hell yeah you reduce real voice on that viral clip are you talking
about the one where I was peeling a hot dog yeah my voice used to be really
high-pitched it's not anymore I'm old now generally how that works I'm turning
thirty eight nine days you think your dad or grandpa sounds the same way he
did when he was a kid Jesus children on the internet aging exists whoa you
sound like Justin Bieber that is it's astounding but also kind of hilarious
do you still peel your hot dogs they have to be peeled
all this appealing clip I don't know years at this point like five or six years
something like that yep my voice dropped happens and you could go watch all my
old videos it took about a year to get there and you can go see all the videos
of me in person where I talk at different events or when I'm on live stream with
esphin over his own shit in person this is like one of the weirdest cope
things that people have chased me around with for like years man it's super
strange and then they meet me at that like twitch condition they're like oh it's
not fake and then they mean about it like that's it yeah it's just it's just
frickin weird it's just like a most obsessive shit
your voice didn't drop you just became a real man all right yeah when I spoke of
the streamer words do you deleted your comment of the video did him no I don't
think he did there are the control of five
no he didn't he didn't delete it there it's right here you can find it at that
link but
I'm really glad that the general discourse on there has drilled down to
people screaming at each other and then just some random guy going Thor is gay
oh I love that that's like somehow an insult 25 is gay that's why he's a bad
programmer what is wrong with you do the kids ain't right Jesus holy shit
she's underscore 001 with 500 bits said happy birthday and I got the
announcements thank you figured out with help from people in the discord
lol nice you're all are awesome oh you're awesome dude thank you seriously evil
notion with 500 bits said peeling hot dogs you're an abomination let's go
real casing snap no feel the hot dog do it do it feel it
that was not banable that person was correct I unvanned them on YouTube
stream someone is streaming Warcraft two right now my dad is is he go see
my god my dad's over there streaming
Warcraft two
oh to streaming maybe
there that's my dad's stream he's going back through all the games he ever worked on
and playing them on stream the YouTube side you guys can have this link here
he's got a whole bunch of like UI stuff for when he gets followers and it's
like a little bunch of little Vikings that say yearlings it's super fun
butter yeah little yearling that's great
he's done a good job with it it's still going I thought maybe I would escape by
now by talking about someone else
oh will I escape I will not escape there is more TTS
X-crip X88 X with 500 bits said IP you can't do this forever now I feel very
sophisticated all hail the peeler of hot dogs
god damn it good evil notion with 500 bits said don't fall for it chat he's
talking about our dad so we'll lose focus on the hype train it was working it was
working for a minute it was working
tommy cat with ten dollars said imagine hey bro let's hit the gym in my cutie
wootie stinky buck kitty cat pet voice that's how that would go it's yeah just
lot of interested vomiting vomiting and running the idea of physical exertion is
too much for me as a nerd that stays inside of my house also the rest of it
yeah
nashiyo with 500 bits said did you know you can feel water only if your pressure
and cold yeah yeah that's why when something is really cold it also feels
wet but it's not actually wet
god damn it the goblins it's not even sneaky reverse psychology they did this
they did this originally and I made a promise that the croissants like you
shouldn't have made that promise and I was like son of a bitch and then they
ran it for like three hours last time
your fingers prune you can feel soggy I don't know if you can I know you can
prune your fingers but I don't think you can actually feel the soggy I know you
can feel cold because we don't have what are they called it's like a certain type
of cell a certain type of sensor for for wet yeah
weird out of one yeah there's weird out of one
on the bright side you have tomorrow off yes tomorrow and the next day 100% not
as normal voice how would I maintain it for 12 hours a day
insane just just go to my next meet and greet and record me like I'll do one at
twitchcon San Diego be there other animals consent water yeah so the voice
chip of course yes they'll edit your voice I know dude they're gonna do some
weird bullshit it's like how trans people trade to do it oh my god we're
all the way back to he's actually secretly trans it's long hair I'm just a
dude Jesus Christ
you people are so stupid I swear to god it's insane with 500 bits said hi
mr. soft hair while you wait for the train check the game a Nemo it's not on
steam a Nemo
I think my dad stream is just an endless tide if people follow him oh Nemo looks
cool as shit interesting very pretty but I don't know anything about this
I'm gonna read for that interesting I always look out for things like this and
I'm always interested to find out more information I wonder if their
monetization is gonna be like it's a monster battler it's ridiculously
cute
if you see my curse quest sir Katie Gazy Pike no I'll be on Friday
all right one sec I have a
strategy I have a plan I have a plan
I have a plan I have a plan I can escape
I have a plan
the hype trade is over and I'm reading Shay that was the plan it works it works
I'm reading Shay if you guys don't know Shay is the artist behind our entire
studio makes all of the art for everything all the promotional art you
ever see all the art animation all of heartbound everything everything everything
if you want to ask about where heartbound is or what's being worked on you can
always ask her anytime you want so ask away whatever she's working on so our
shades mods ready probably yeah so I hope you guys have a good time I'm going
to bed I have the sleeps yeah she sleeps streams now yes yes indeed she's been
streaming yeah I'm leaving early I was I got up at 9 a.m. yesterday and I've been
working on shit since then and I started streaming I started playing
video games and I was like dude I'm just way too tired I tried to like stay up
because Chronos was hanging out I just can't do it anymore I'll be back on
Friday yeah so you guys have a good day all right bye everybody bye goodbye
also chat smells strobe
